Make a Cracker Barrel Order and We'll Guess Where You Live

By: Jennifer Post
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Make a Cracker Barrel Order and We'll Guess Where You Live
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About This Quiz

If you've ever been to Cracker Barrel, then you've had the chance to delight in the big porches, bigger rocking chairs and the gift shop that awaits you just inside with every trinket you could ever want and definitely don't need. But being in the Southern fantasy world of Cracker Barrel isn't about what you need, it's about indulging in all of the foods that they make look so delicious on the commercials and forgetting about your diet for the day. While they do serve vegetables, you are under no obligation to order them.

Since their menu is so big, everyone can get something they like. Even if straight fried chicken isn't your thing, you'll find something else. Southern food can be very heavy, and if you aren't from the South, it can seem a little aggressive. But the good news is that their menu covers a lot of bases, knowing that not everyone who goes to a Cracker Barrel is going to want something incredibly heavy. Those decisions that you make, while maybe not meaning anything, can also shed light on where you live! Don't believe us? Build a Cracker Barrel order and we will indeed guess where you live!

Since the Cracker Barrel serves all the meals you could possible need, let's start with breakfast. How do you take your eggs?
Sunny side up
Poached
Soft boiled
Scrambled

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Of the Traditional Favorites, which plate are you enjoying?
Grandpa's Country Fried Breakfast
Old Timer's Breakfast
Fresh Start Sampler
Double Meat Breakfast

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If you had to, can you pick just one breakfast meat to accompany your eggs?
Sausage
Bacon is my favorite.
If they have turkey bacon I'll take it.
Just one?! I guess country ham.

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Will you go with toast or a biscuit?
Biscuit
Rye toast please!
A biscuit with some honey
I want both.

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If you went with biscuit, would you get sausage gravy on top?
Is there any other way to eat a biscuit?
Maybe if I'm feeling extra hungry
No, thank you.
I probably would!

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Add some pancakes to your plate! Which variety makes your mouth water?
Pecan Pancakes
Wilde Maine Blueberry Pancakes
Classic Buttermilk
Buttermilk with a fruit topping

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If you're in the mood for something lighter, what are you ordering?
I don't go to Cracker Barrel to eat light.
Good Morning Breakfast
Fresh Fruit n' Yogurt Parfait
Apple n' Cinnamon Oatmeal

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Which beverage will wash down all these carbs?
Just black coffee
A vanilla latte
Orange juice
Half iced tea half lemonade

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Are you getting anything extra on the side for your breakfast of champions?
Hashbrown Casserole
Coarse Ground Grits
Turkey Sausage Patties
Fried Apples

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What sweet breakfast item would you want to finish the meal with?
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
French Toast
Fresh Seasonal Fruit
Goo Goo Cluster Latte

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It's lunch time! Which sandwich are you craving?
Open-Faced Roast Beef
French Dip Platter
Chicken BLT
Signature Burger

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What do you want on the side?
Cornbread Dressing
Homestyle Fries
Mixed Green Salad
Brussels Sprouts and Kale Salad

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Can you pick one thing from the Specialty menu?
Bowl of turnip greens
Bowl of pinto beans
A hot soup
Beans n' Greens

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Sometimes all you need is a salad. Which one do you want?
Fried Chicken Salad
Chef Salad
Grilled Chicken Salad
Southern Grilled Chicken Caesar

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Weekday lunch specials are a great way to eat on a budget. Which one tickles your fancy?
Thursday Turkey and Dressing
Tuesday Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes
Wednesday Chicken Pot Pie
Monday Baked Chicken and Dressing

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Eating seasonally is a great way to get the best flavors. Which Cracker Barrel seasonal menu item do you want the most?
Country Fried Steak
Country Fried Shrimp
Spring Berry Iced Tea
Chicken n' Dumplings

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They've got the beef! Which beef entree has lunch written all over it?
Hamburger Steak
Roast Beef
Grilled Sirloin Steak
Cracker Barrel Sampler

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Maybe you would rather chicken. Which chicken entree could you see yourself really enjoying?
Fried Chicken Livers
Chicken Fried Chicken
Apple Cider BBQ Chicken Breast
Sunday Honestly Chicken

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Are you getting dessert after lunch?
Buttermilk Pie, of course
Fruit Cobbler with Ice Cream
No, thank you!
All American Apple Pie

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If you could, which item would you take home for dinner?
Macaroni and Cheese
Mashed Potatoes with Gravy
Baked Sweet Potato
Dumplings

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Ring the dinner bell! What are you ordering up for the kids?
Hamburger
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Country Vegetable Plate
Chicken n' Dumplins

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And what are you in the mood for?
Sugar-Cured Ham
Chicken Tenderloins
Grilled Pork Chop
U.S. Farm Raised Catfish

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You're getting thirsty! Let's fix that. Which drink wets your whistle?
Sweet Tea
Raspberry Iced Tea
Iced Coffee
Root Beer

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How would you jazz up a classic burger?
Bacon
Barbecue sauce
Avocado
A fried egg

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If you're feeling full from your day and just want something small, what are you going with?
Maybe I won't get a side of biscuits.
Chef Salad
Lemon Pepper Grilled Rainbow Trout
A house salad with shrimp

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If you were to order breakfast for dinner, what would you order?
Cracker Barrel's Country Boy Breakfast
Smokehouse Breakfast
Eggs-In-The-Basket
Grandma's Sampler

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Are you leaving room for dessert?
The Double Chocolate Fudge Coca-Cola Cake has my name written all over it.
Maybe the Baked Apple Dumplin'
I'm too full. Maybe a coffee though.
I think just fruit for me.

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Before you leave, are you grabbing anything from the gift shop?
A summer wreath for the front door
Some novelty candy
One of those killer rocking chairs
Pancake mix

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Do you have any dietary restrictions to let the kitchen know about?
Nope, I eat everything.
I'm allergic to shellfish.
I try not to eat dairy, but I can be flexible.
I hate Brussels sprouts.

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After this huge meal, what was the most memorable?
The biscuits
Definitely the sides
I loved the lighter fare they offer.
Felt like home!

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