Make a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Which American State You Should Move To

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Make a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Which American State You Should Move To
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About This Quiz

If there is one thing we can all agree on across this great land of ours, it's that Taco Bell is an American tradition, something that's as American as apple pie — except for the fact that you get your apple pie at McDonald's, but you get the point. But the thing is, as much as Taco Bell is beloved throughout the U.S., people from different areas tend to order different things when they go to the fast food giant. So, obviously, before you think of moving anywhere new, you should figure this out.

But what does that mean? If you are into Mexican pizza, are you more likely to want to live in New York or California? If you want some Gorditas, does that mean you'd rather live in Texas or New Hampshire? Or what if you just have a craving for some tacos? Do you think that means you would fit in better in Oregon or South Dakota? And what if you are totally into the famous Breakfast Crunchwrap? Don't even get us started on what that tells us about where you should move to. 

Or, if you want to get us started, take this quiz and let us tell you what your Taco Bell order tells us about your perfect state to live in.



Regular sour cream or reduced fat?
No sour cream for me, please.
Reduced fat — it's runnier.
I'll take regular.
Extra heavy if you have it.

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How many churros do you want?
None
Three
Two
Eight

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Do you prefer beef or chicken?
Neither, I'm a vegetarian.
Beef
Chicken
Both

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Taco Bell restaurants often have calories counts on the menus, so you'll know the answer here: How many calories are you about to eat?
300
400 I'll eat, 200 I'll spill or throw.
About 550
At least 1,100

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How many layers should a burrito have?
I'm a taco person, so I have no idea.
Three
Five
Seven

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Taco Bell does fries. What say you?
I wish.
If they are cheesy, yes.
That's so not the point of Taco Bell.
Why not?

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Are you ordering for yourself or for other people too?
Just me
Myself and at least one other
My family
You'd think it was for a whole family, but it's not

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What time do you put in your order?
1 p.m.
5 p.m.
8 p.m.
1 a.m.

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Extra cheese: yay or nay?
Nay!
Yay!
Only if it is bubbling hot.
Of course: put it on everything then spray or sprinkle (as applicable) more around inside the bag, just in case.

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How about throwing in a "chocadilla"?
Not for me, thanks.
I'll have one but without the tortilla — so, just the chocolate sauce, please.
I'll have one, why not?
I'll take three!

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What salsa will you get?
Mild bambino
Spicy bambino
Spicy cruda
Mild cruda

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Where will you eat your Taco Bell?
At my desk, alone, as I do daily.
While on the move — I like to stay alert.
At the restaurant where the heating is free.
At home where no one can see my shame.

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Volcano nachos or nachos supreme?
Neither
Supreme
Volcano
Both

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Do you intend to lick the packaging when you are done?
No, I will merely gaze longingly into it.
Yeah, why not?
No, that's a little crass.
No, I'll just go back and order more.

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Are you interested in something called a "Double Decker" taco?
Sounds too big.
Sounds amazing, sign me up.
Sounds like too much food for me.
No, that's not enough decks.

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Do you have a regular order or do you change it up?
I don't go often enough to say.
I change it up every time, to keep them on their toes.
I have a couple regular items and a couple of flexible ones.
Mostly I keep it regular — if I like something, I order it every time, and if that means I leave with seven entrees, well, that's just a bonus!

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If you absolutely had to pick one: quesadilla or fajita?
Fajita, because I control how much is in it.
Quesadilla, because it is messier.
Fajita, because I get the hot plate with it.
Quesadilla, because cheese.

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Do you want some guacamole on your main course?
I'd love a bite of it, yes.
I want a little.
No, that's just dead weight to me.
Yes, please! Double helping!

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Will you recycle your packaging?
Of course — doesn't everyone?
I'll let the creatures of my home state handle it.
Yes, how else do you think I will survive the winter?
No, that's un-American.

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What else is for dessert?
No dessert for me, please.
That thing they have called a Blizzard which is a limited edited sort of milkshake.
Cinnamon Twists
Caramel Apple Empanada

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Will you actually eat everything you ordered?
I will nibble for a bit and if I finish it in my assigned number of bites, then yes.
I might, or I might find something else to use it for.
Yes, I need the fuel.
Yes, I'm greedy and proud of it.

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How spicy do you like it?
Mild for me!
I like it so hot that it's legally questionable whether they should be allowed to sell it.
As much as you have, I'll take it.
Somewhere in the middle.

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How big is your coffee?
Smallest size you have, and I'm only going to drink half.
Medium is fine.
One big one, extra hot.
Three large, please.

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Will you add any extra condiments?
No, thanks.
Some salt.
Some pepper.
I'll take samples of whatever they'll give me and try them out later.

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Besides salsa, what side will you get?
Nothing else.
Probably extra beef, if they will sell it to me.
I might get some spicy nachos.
Double guacamole, even though I may also get it on my main course.

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Soft or crunchy?
Soft except for the lettuce, which I hope is crunchy.
Mostly soft.
Mostly crunchy.
Both!

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Did you order at the drive-in, online, in person, or by phone?
I used an app so I didn't have to talk to anyone.
I called in — I'm traditional that way.
I go in person.
I used the drive-in so I didn't have to get out of my car on the way home (or admit it's all for me).

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How many tacos is the right number?
One
Three
None — I'm a burrito person
A half dozen

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What soda will you get?
No soda, thanks.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast, because I can.
I'll have a large Diet Pepsi, no ice.
Large regular Pepsi...and, now I'm thinking about it, make that a double.

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Are you interested in the Fresco Lite low-calorie taco?
Yes please, sounds good!
No, that's boring.
No, it's cold.
No, it's too small.

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