Make a Weird Online Dating Profile and We'll Guess If You've Found Love

By: Isadora Teich

Make a Weird Online Dating Profile and We'll Guess If You've Found Love
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About This Quiz

There are many apps and websites out there that people use for online dating. If you use online dating, you have definitely swiped or scrolled through a profile or two here and there and thought "yikes!" While some people really know how to sell themselves online, other people are using blurry out of focus pictures and have profiles full of more emojis than words. If you are a citizen of Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge, or any other dating site or app, you have probably seen quite a few things you wish you hadn't. 

Whether its all the profiles that read like the grocery list of someone shopping for a spouse, or that one person in every city who sets up their online dating account using only pictures of pizza, things can get messy and strange when it comes to online dating. Have you ever swiped right on the person who has a food or fictional character profile out of curiosity? 

So, now it's your turn! Set up the weirdest online dating profile you can, and we will try to guess what your relationship status is. Get as weird as you possibly can and put us to the test! Maybe we will be able to guess some important truths about your current situation! 

What would you put as your age?
Leave it blank
Way older
Way younger
My actual age, duh

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Which weird job would you choose for your profile?
Flencer
Stay at home astronaut
Dreamer
Cat psychologist

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If you had to include a meme from which of these popular shows in your pictures, which would you choose?
"Friends"
"Steven Universe"
"Rick and Morty"
"The Office"

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Which food would you include a picture of?
Tacos
Sushi
A bowl of cereal
Pizza

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How many cats are you telling people you have?
10
3
29
0

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In how many of your pictures are you going to be by yourself?
All of them
Most of them
None of them
Just one

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Which of these would you be more likely to include in your profile?
"No drama"
"No kids"
"Never married"
Your astrological sign

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Would you tell people that you are an "alpha" in your profile?
Definitely
Maybe
Probably not
Never

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You're into anime. How present is that in your profile?
It's all that's there
It's a big chunk of it
It's briefly mentioned
I don't mention it at all

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Which of these obnoxious profile mistakes are you ready to lean fully into?
All emojis
Blank
A list of demands for others
Listing only my height

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You like to travel a lot. Is having your profile be nothing except flag emojis of all of the places you have been a good idea?
Yes!
Probably
Maybe not
No way

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You are looking to find a serious relationship online. How do you convey this?
Say I'm looking for my soulmate
Mention marriage
"No hookups"
I don't

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Pick a phrase you think would freak people out the most to spice things up:
"Soldier of Christ"
"Modern Gentleman"
"Chill Gemini"
"Cult leader"

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How political are you going to get on your profile?
Incredibly political
Somewhat
Not very
Not at all

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Some people claim to be using their online dating profiles for things other than dating. Which of these would you include?
Networking
Illegal activities
Bible study
Starting a coven

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On your profile, you tell people not to message you if:
They don't share your beliefs
They don't share your interests
They only want to say "hey"
They are looking for threesomes

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Which of these weird hobbies would you include?
Foraging for mushrooms
Whittling
Playing Accordion
Scratching Dandruff

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Of these odd first dates, which would you choose?
Skateboarding
Churning butter
Trash picking
Cemetery Picnic

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If you had to say that you were the most like an odd animal, which would you pick?
Salmon
Bat
Komodo Dragon
Earthworm

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Which conspiracy theory would you put on your profile?
Anti-vaxx
The moon landing is fake
Chemtrails
The Illuminati

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You follow a strict diet and it is critical that your partner follow it, but which one?
Fruitarian
Raw Vegan
High-carb, low-fat
Keto

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There is no such thing as oversharing. What would you put on your profile?
You want 5 kids or more
You had a rough childhood
Your medical history
Your entire dating history

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Are you going to hide your face in every picture you put up?
Yes
Most of them
All but the last
No

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Everyone has insecurities, but will you announce yours on your profile?
Yes, all of them
Maybe a few
Just one or two
No way

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Which fictional property are you going to talk about in your profile instead of telling anyone anything about yourself?
Lord of the Rings
Assassins Creed
Harry Potter
Steven Universe

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Which astrological signs are you going to tell not to bother you?
All water signs
Scorpio
Gemini
None

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What are you going to tell people you are looking for on your profile?
A soul connection
To hit it and quit it
A travel buddy
Someone to start a family with

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You have one picture from a past Halloween up. What's your costume?
Something offensive
A fictional character
A musician
A banana

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What skill would you demand anyone who messages you have?
Speed-walking
Contortion
Gourmet cooking skills
Dream interpretation

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You want to make it clear that you don't like using online dating and want people to contact you elsewhere, even though you have a profile up. How would you tell them to reach you?
my phone number
Kik
Instagram
Smoke signal

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You Got:

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