Make an '80s Playlist and We'll Tell You Your Stripper Name!

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Teresa M.

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About This Quiz

Let's face it! Choosing a stripper name that best represents you is not as easy as pulling up a name generator. When you're on the pole, you need a name that gets the crowd on their feet before your heels hit the dance floor. Through rigorous study, we've determined that the one, true way to get a great stripper name is to base it upon an '80s playlist! It will give us a good idea if you "crack that whip" like Devo or if you're more of a "Material Girl" like Madonna. 

Why an '80s playlist? If you think about it, the '80s gave us more danceable numbers than most any other decade! The '80s also pushed the boundaries with more nudity, more edginess, and a lot of emphasis on individuality than any decade that came before it, and left a lasting impression on generations to come. By sharing your '80s favorites with us and adding them to a playlist, we'll be able to get insight into your stripper personality. Then, we'll be able to give you a name that knocks your socks, or your knickers, off! 

There's no need to be modest as you build your '80s playlist. We're not talking about your burlesque name. Give us all the aural nitty gritty you love, and we'll let you know if you are a Ruby or something else! 

Which Michael Jackson song would you start a playlist with?

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Which '80s band would get more than one song on your list?

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Which Poison song would you add?

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Which '80s one-hit wonder would you add?

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Which '80s hip hop tune would make your list?

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Which Madonna song would NOT make your list?

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Where would you add a Prince song?

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Which Guns 'n Roses song do you like most?

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Which Bon Jovi song would make your list?

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Would you add Duran Duran or Men At Work?

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Which U2 song would you put on your playlist?

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Which '80s pop singer had the best voice?

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Which Foreigner song do you know by heart?

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Which Whitesnake song would you add?

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Would you add anything by The Pixies?

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Which Motley Crue song would you slap on a playlist?

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Which kind of '80s music do you listen to most often?

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Which random '80s song would you add to your playlist?

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Which one of The Police's songs would get a turn?

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Would Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of The Heart" make your playlist?

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Which Van Halen song might you try out on your list?

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Which INXS song do you like better than the others?

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Which of these would you choose for your playlist's end song?

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Which Depeche Mode song would you add?

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Would you add a song by The Cars?

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Which '80s dance hit might you add?

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Which '80s love song would be a must have on your rotation?

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Would you add Metallica or Megadeth?

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Which AC/DC song would you consider to fill space?

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Which Def Leppard song would make the cut?

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