Malkovich! The Being John Malkovich Quiz
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About This Quiz
"Being John Malkovich" is a surreal comedy-drama film that had everyone saying "Malkovich!" Get inside the mind of the one and only John Malkovich with this HowStuffWorks quiz.
Where does "Being John Malkovich" take place?
The film takes place in New York City. All of the characters live and work in the city. The entrance to the portal is in the city as well, and the exit is near the New Jersey Turnpike.
Craig Schwartz is a frustrated:
Craig Schwartz is a struggling puppeteer. He eventually steals John Malkovich and lives his world-class puppeteer fantasies through him.
Which actor other than John Malkovich plays themselves in "Being John Malkovich"?
In the film Charlie Sheen plays the role of himself. He is John Malkovich's best friend.
Which famous actor was not recognized by the crew on set?
Cameron Diaz was almost unrecognizable as Lotte Schwartz. Since the character's look wasn't described in the script, some crew members initially thought she was a stranger.
Who directed "Being John Malkovich"?
The film was directed by Spike Jonze. He also directed the "Jackass" films, "Her" and "The Wolf of Wall Street."
The public doesn't react well to Craig's puppets because they are:
As a street puppeteer, Craig puts on dark shows with tortured and odd puppets. They fail to draw people in.
Who plays the role of Craig Schwartz in the film?
John Cusack plays the role of narcissistic street puppeteer gone mad, Craig Schwartz. He initially took the role because he thought the entire film was crazy.
What job is Craig Schwartz hired to do at LesterCorp?
Craig Schwartz is hired as a file clerk at LesterCorp. This is how he comes to discover the portal.
What is so odd about Floor 7 1/2, where Craig works?
Floor 7 1/2 has incredibly low ceilings. It also has no designated elevator button. The floor can only be reached by pressing the emergency stop between floors 7 and 8 and prying the doors open with a crowbar.
It can't be reached by the stairs
Which famously beautiful actress dressed way down for a role in this film?
In "Being John Malkovich" Cameron Diaz plays the animal hoarding Lotte Schwartz. She was nominated for several awards for her performance in the film, including a Golden Globe, a BAFTA and a SAG Award.
After people enter the portal to John Malkovich's mind, where does it eject them?
The Appalachian Mountains
The portal allows people to enter John Malkovich's mind for 15-minute intervals. It then spits people out in a ditch near the New Jersey Turnpike.
Both Craig and Lotte Schwartz become obsessed with:
Craig and Lotte both desire Craig's co-worker at LesterCorp, Maxine Lund. They both end up using John Malkovich to sleep with her.
Who finds the door to John Malkovich's consciousness?
After reluctantly getting a job at LesterCorp, he finds the door hidden behind a filing cabinet. It is on the famously odd Floor 7 1/2, which has incredibly low ceilings.
How was the film received by critics?
Critics raved about "Being John Malkovich." It was nominated for multiple Golden Globe and Oscar awards, as well as dozens of other awards, in a variety of categories.
After John Malkovich, who is the next host of the portal?
At the end of the film an older John Malkovich, while occupied by Lester and his friends, tells Charlie Sheen that they will continue to prolong their lives using John Malkovich's daughter, Emily. Emily is being raised by Lotte and Maxine.
Which actor starred in both "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Being John Malkovich"?
Catherine Keener starred in both films. She played Maxine Lund in "Being John Malkovich" and Trish Piedmont in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."
What does Craig do right after discovering the portal?
Takes over John Malkovich permanently
After discovering the portal, he tells Maxine Lund, the co-worker he is attracted to. Together they turn it into a business and start charging people to use it.
How much do Maxine and Craig charge people to use the portal?
Maxine and Craig create a thriving business. They charge people $200 a pop for access to the mind and life of John Malkovich.
What is the true use of the portal?
Dr. Lester and his friends have been using the portal to prolong their lives. It switches hosts every 44 years.
Controlling John Malkovich
What does Lotte Schwartz discover when she uses the portal?
Lotte becomes obsessed with the portal because it allows her to experience being a man. While using it, she also realizes that she is attracted to women and is trans.
Her love of John Malkovich
While occupying John Malkovich, Craig does what?
After realizing he can control John Malkovich indefinitely, Craig marries Maxine. He pursues his dream by using John Malkovich to become a master puppeteer.
Who is Maxine with romantically at the end of the film?
At the end of the film Maxine and Lotte are an item. They raise their daughter Emily together.
Who is trapped in the portal permanently at the end of the film?
Craig is trapped permanently in the portal after controlling John Malkovich for 8 months. He watches Maxine and Lotte's lives through the eyes of their daughter, Emily.
Who wrote the film's screenplay?
The film was written by Charlie Kaufman. He also wrote "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."
How does Craig try to convince Maxine to go on a date with him?
Craig says that if he guesses Maxine's name in three tries, she has to come get a drink with him. He does it in one try, mostly by awkwardly making noises. She agrees to meet him.
Why was John Malkovich picked for the film?
he was friends with the screenwriter
his name was fun to repeat
Screenwriter Charlie Kaufman decided on John Malkovich from the very beginning. He said this was partially because of how well the sound of his name worked when repeated.
Tom Cruise wouldn't do it
Who was in John Malkovich's head when he caused Maxine to conceive?
In a shocking twist, Maxine reveals that she conceived while Lotte was inside John Malkovich's mind, even though she has been married to a Craig-controlled Malkovich. Maxine says that this makes the baby theirs, and they raise her together at the end of the film.
Where was most of 'Being John Malkovich' filmed?
The film was shot mostly in Los Angeles, California. The state's schools are routinely used for filming, and the University of Southern California was one shooting location for "Being John Malkovich."
What does John Malkovich do when he finds out about the portal?
John Malkovich enters the portal. He discovers a world where everyone is a copy of him and can't say anything except "Malkovich."
"Being John Malkovich" was director Spike Jonze's:
"Being John Malkovich" was the first feature film directed by Spike Jonze. It was also a first for screenwriter Charlie Kaufman.
What was John Malkovich's initial opinion on the film's script?
After reading the script, John Malkovich wondered if he had somehow offended screenwriter Charlie Kaufman in the past, even though they had never met before. He thought they should have found a different actor to play the part at first, but eventually accepted.
What is John Malkovich rehearsing for in the film?
A scene in the film is set during a run through of Shakespeare's "Richard III." Malkovich plays Richard III while wearing a hump.
How long can people stay in John Malkovich's mind in the beginning of the film?
Craig initially discovers that people can stay inside the mind of John Malkovich for about 15 minutes. Later in the film he takes over his body for 8 months.
The singer of which famous band produced "Being John Malkovich."
Michael Stipe, the lead singer of R.E.M., executive produced the film. He was also a producer on several other films, including the Andy Kaufman biopic "Man on the Moon."
How many stars did critic Roger Ebert give the film?
Ebert loved the film. He called it rich and inventive and gave it four stars.
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