1. "Purple Haze"
   "Hey Joe"
2. "Foxy Lady"

The lyrics are actually "excuse me while I kiss the sky" in Purple Haze.

1. "Whole Lotta Love"
   "Stairway to Heaven"
2. "When the Levee Breaks"

The actual lyrics in "Stairway to Heaven" are "and as we wind on down the road."

1. "Tiny Dancer"
   "Your Song"
2. "Sacrifice"

Many listeners mishear the lyric "hold me closer, tiny dancer" as "hold me closer, Tony Danza."

1. "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
   "Revolution"
2. "Can't Buy Me Love"

The Fab Four actually wrote "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" with the line "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes."

1. the Who
   Rolling Stones
2. Manfred Mann

The correct lyrics by in Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light" have nothing to do with feminine products. Instead they read, "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

1. I got my first real sixteen.
   I got my first real sex dream.
2. I got my first real six string.

The song became sexual in nature when it was misheard as "I got my first real sex dream," when it really says "I got my first real six string."

1. I wrote my note.
   I wrote that note.
2. I wrote that nose.

A year has passed since I wrote my note.

1. "Bohemian Rhapsody"
   "Under Pressure"
2. "You're My Best Friend"

"Bohemian Rhapsody." Duh.

1. "Mysterious Ways"
   "Kite"
2. "The Unforgettable Fire"

"She moves in mysterious ways" is the correct line from "Mysterious Ways."

1. "Stayin' Alive"
   "Jive Talking"
2. "More Than a Woman"

Apparently these lines in "Stayin' Alive" are commonly misheard as "it's alright; it's okay; you make love the other way."

1. "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
   "Superman"
2. "Man on the Moon"

"Call me when you try to wake her" is often misheard as "calling Jamaica" in R.E.M.'s song "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight."

1. "Proud Mary"
   "Fortunate Son"
2. "Bad Moon Rising"

In "Bad Moon Rising," "there’s a bad moon on the rise" is commonly misunderstood as "there's a bathroom on the right," and Fogerty often sings that live in concert.

1. "Borderline"
   "Material Girl"
2. "Like a Virgin"

Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time. Enough said.

1. reason
   seasons
2. treason

Seasons don't fear the reaper.

1. "I Gotta Feeling"
   "Boom Boom Pow"
2. "Let's Get It Started"

In "Boom Boom Pow," "gotta get get" is often confused as "gotta Kit Kat," and "sexy ladies extra longer" is often heard incorrectly as "textin' ladies extra longer."

1. the answer my friend
   the ants and my friends
2. the answer might end

The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind. No, ants are not your friends.

1. "Never Say Goodbye"
   "Living on a Prayer"
2. "Runaway"

The line in "Living on a Prayer" is often misheard as "it doesn't matter if we're naked or not."

1. wrecking ball
   orange ball
2. raining ball

Miley came in like a wrecking ball.

1. from this monstrosity
   for this one cup of tea
2. from this one ounce of sea

The actual line in "Bohemian Rhapsody" is "spare him his life from this monstrosity."

1. our city
   Paradise City
2. next city

The grass is green and the girls are pretty in "Paradise City."

1. baby
   a ninja
2. an angel

Annie Lennox must have been talking to an angel in her hit song "Must Be Talking to an Angel." Many listeners thought she was talking to a ninja.

1. education
   sex vacation
2. music station

Of course the lyrics say "we don't need no education." Apparently a lot of people thought they said "we don't need no sex vacation." Huh?

1. "Livin' la Vida Loca"
   "Come With Me"
2. "She Bangs"

The correct lyrics to "She Bangs" are "she smells like a flower, but she stings like a bee." Poor Ricky.

1. "Bad Romance"
   "Poker Face"
2. "Alejandro"

Of course it's "Poker Face," but a lot of people thought she was singing poke her face. Easy mistake.

1. ex-lovers
   lovers
2. boys

Taylor's "got a long list of ex-lovers," apparently easily misunderstood as "long list of Starbucks lovers."

1. "You Oughta Know"
   "Ironic"
2. "Hand in my Pocket"

The actual lyrics to "You Oughta Know" are "it's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me." There's no mention of any cross-eyed bears at all.

1. "Lithium"
   "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
2. "Come as You Are"

That famously misheard line in "Smells Like Teen Spirit" really says "here we are now, entertain us."

1. "Hey Ho, Let's Go"
   "I Wanna Be Sedated"
2. "Blitzkrieg Bop"

"Blitzkrieg Bop" is often misheard as simply "let's drink pop." Totally what the Ramones were going for.

1. the Clash
   the Ramones
2. the Who

The Clash wrote the hit song "Rock the Casbah."

1. eruption
   Panama
2. jump

Apparently a lot of people thought David Lee Roth was saying "animal" in the song "Panama." And with David Lee Roth, you never know.