How Obsessed With Cats Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Obsessed With Cats Are You?
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About This Quiz

When you are sitting at work, are you thinking about humans or are you thinking about your cats? There's absolutely no judgment here! If you knit little sweaters from your cat's hair, it doesn't matter to us. In fact, we think it says a lot about your level of obsession when it comes to cats. 

As we scratch and claw our way through this quiz, we will ask you how you feel about a lot of things. Most importantly, we will ask you about your relationships with animals. The only real way to figure out how obsessed you are with cats is to get to know you as well as your pets know when they will be served dinner. We won't try to trip you up on your way to the kitchen, but we will be able to get to the bottom of how much time your mind spends preoccupied with our furry friends. 

Once you read our questions, take a moment to "paws" and reflect on your possible response. Then, choose the answer that sounds the most like what you would really do or say. By the time you've finished, we'll be able to diagnose your cat obsession better than any psychiatrist!


How many cats do you have?
I have lost count.
I have one.
I have a couple.
I have more than a couple.

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Have you ever been tempted to taste cat food?
It is actually not that bad.
I have never had the urge.
I've wanted to try dry food.
Some of the wet food flavors sound tempting.

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How often do you clean out the litter box?
I clean it out a few times a day.
I clean it when I remember.
I clean it when the cats refuse to use it.
I clean it once a day.

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Where would you keep a litter box?
It should go in the bathroom.
It should go on the porch.
It should go in the cat room.
There should be one in every room.

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Which of the big cats do you like most?
Cheetah
Lion
Tiger
Jaguar

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What do cats do when their owners are at work?
I think they throw cat parties.
I think they sleep all day.
I think they Skype with their friends.
I think they miss me.

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Which cat breed is the prettiest?
Ragdoll
Hemingway
Russian Blue
British Shorthair

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Do you prefer cats with short hair or long hair?
I like them both.
I like the hairless ones more.
I like short hair better.
I love cats with long hair.

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Which toy would you buy for a cat?
Yarn
Catnip
Feather
Ball

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Have you ever tried to bathe a cat?
Cats do not appreciate the effort.
I've never tried it.
I tried it and quickly gave up.
I have bathed many grateful cats.

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Which cat ability would you like to have?
I would like to be able to see better at night.
I would like to be able to manipulate people.
I would like the ability to sleep a lot.
I would love to be able to lick myself clean.

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If you found a stray cat, what would you do?
I would put up flyers.
I would take it to a shelter.
I would feed it.
I would adopt it.

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Which kind of cat litter works the best?
I like the clumping kind.
I like the natural kind.
I like the smell reducer stuff most.
I like the kind that's on sale.

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What sort of human treat would you give your cat?
Cats should not have human food.
I would give a cat some tuna.
I would give my cat a potato chip.
I make steaks for my cats.

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Which kind of cat do you like most?
Tabbies
Gingers
Calicos
Black cats

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Which name would you give to a new pet kitty?
Juicy
Frannie
Darkness
Paul

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Which famous cat do you like most?
Garfield
Hobbs
The Pink Panther
Top Cat

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Have you ever held a birthday party for a cat?
I have attended a cat's birthday party.
I have never been to a cat's birthday party.
That's a great idea!
I throw a huge cat party every year.

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Which name for a cat do you like most?
Pussycat
Kitty
Kit-kat
Cat

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How do you feel about dogs?
Dogs are gross.
Dogs are cool.
Dogs are OK.
Dogs are too needy.

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Do you let your cats sleep with you?
It's the only way I can sleep.
My cat stays up all night.
My cat sleeps where it wants.
My cats are my blankets.

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What would you not like about being a cat?
I can't think of anything I wouldn't like.
I would not be down with licking my own bum.
I wouldn't like being fed cat food.
I would not like being confined.

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What is a cat's cutest feature?
I like their noses.
I love their tails.
Whiskers are adorable.
Their little paws melt my heart.

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Do you think cats can read minds?
I think it's possible.
I don't think so.
I think they read the minds of other cats.
I do think they read minds.

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Do you own a leash for your cat?
My cat roams free.
Cats hate leashes.
I have a cat harness.
My cat prefers the carrier.

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How does your cat treat the vet?
Lovingly
Indifferent
Hostile
Rudely

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Do all of your cats have cat beds?
The have a cat house full of them.
They share a bed.
They each have beds.
They share my bed.

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If you were not allowed to have cats, which animal would you prefer?
I would give up animals.
I would adopt a ferret.
I would adopt a rabbit.
I would adopt a dog.

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What kind of fish do you think cats prefer?
Salmon
Cod
Marlin
Tuna

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Do you talk to your cats?
We have in-depth conversations.
My cat talks to me.
We do not speak to each other.
My cat gives great advice.

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