On a Scale of 1-10, How Much Do You Pamper Your Dog?

By: Brian Whitney

On a Scale of 1-10, How Much Do You Pamper Your Dog?
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About This Quiz

Dogs are awesome. If you have a dog, whether it cost you $2000 from a breeder or you got it from a rescue, you know exactly how to pamper your pooch.  Dogs are loyal, adorable, playful, cute and best of all, they truly are your best pal in the world. 

In fact, dogs are so cool that it's no wonder we pamper them a bit. After all, they deserve it. If you can't pamper a dog, then who can you pamper? 

With that said, some of us take it just a tad overboard when it comes to pooch pampering. If you and your significant other have ever slept pushed to the side of a double bed so your great Dane can be comfy, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Does your dog have more outfits than you do? Do you put little booties on her feet so she doesn't get cold outside? When it's Christmastime, does your dog have more presents under the tree than you do? Have you ever blown off a social event or vacation because you can't stand the thought of your dog being alone? Take this quiz and we'll tell you how pampered your dog is. We get the feeling they don't have it too ruff.

How many times a day do you leave work to let your dog out?
I never do that.
I might do it once if I can get away with it.
Once
At least once

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Time to play dress up. How many outfits do you have for your dog?
None, that is silly.
None, but I so want one.
One to two
Three or more

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Does your dog's collar have a fun design on it?
My dog doesn't have a collar.
No, it's plain.
It sure does
Yes, and my dog has more than one.

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Style matters. Have you ever taken your dog to a groomer?
Of course not
No, but I want to do that.
Sure, I do that sometimes.
I do that all the time.

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When you go on vacation, how often do you take your dog with you?
I never take my dog on vacation,
Rarely
Sometimes
I always take my dog on vacation.

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It's 3 a.m. and you get up to go to the bathroom. Do you let your dog out then too?
No, I go right back to sleep.
Only if my dog is whining
I probably would.
For sure

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Do you ever go to the store just to get your dog a bone or a treat?
No way
No, but I do get them when I go to the store for other things.
I have done that.
I do that a lot.

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Do you have many fun nicknames for your dog?
No, that seems odd.
I have one.
I have a few.
I have all sorts.

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Some dogs sleep anywhere they want. Do you let your dog on the furniture?
Never
No, but sometimes my dog gets up anyway.
I allow it on some pieces of furniture.
Of course

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If you were to buy a home, would you make sure it had a nice yard for your dog?
No, why would I be thinking about my dog?
No, but if it did have a nice yard that would be a bonus.
I probably would do that.
I would do that for sure.

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How many times a day do you take your dog for a walk?
None, I just let it out in the yard.
Once
Two to three
Four or more

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Do you set up play dates for your dog?
No, that's silly.
No, but I take my dog to the park to play.
I have done that.
Sure, I do that all the time.

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How often do you take your dog to the beach or for a hike?
I don't ever do that.
Every once in a while
At least once a week
More than once a week

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Do you take your dog pretty much everywhere you go?
No, I don't take my dog anywhere.
Not very often
Yes, to most places
I sure do

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When it comes right down to it, would you rather hang out with your dog than anyone else?
No, that's weird.
No, but I do like my dog.
Pretty much
Yes, but don't tell my significant other.

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Do you talk to your dog like it understands you?
No, that's super dumb.
I guess I do that.
Sometimes
Sure, all the time

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You just made a steak. How much does your dog get?
None
Maybe a morsel
A small piece
A pretty big piece

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Have you ever made extra food specifically for your dog?
No, that would be spoiling my dog.
Maybe once or twice
I do that sometimes.
Sure, all the time

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When was the last time you used the expression, "fur baby"?
I've never said that in my life.
I've used it once or twice.
I use it sometimes.
I use it all the time.

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Your dog is crashed out right in the middle of your bed. What do you do?
Kick it off
Push it to the side
Snuggle up next to it
Find another place to sleep

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Do you have birthday parties for your dog?
No, who does that?
No, but it sounds fun.
Sure, small ones
Yes, big ones

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About how many dog toys are on the floor of your house right now?
None
One
Two to five
More than five

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How many Christmas presents do you get for your dog?
None
One
Two
Three or more

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Would you ever wrap up a present for your dog?
No, that's ridiculous.
I might do that.
Sure
Yes, I do that all the time.

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Do you sometimes pick places to eat where your dog can sit next to you outside?
No, that's gross.
No, that sounds complicated.
I do that sometimes.
Sure, I do that a lot.

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You're dating someone you like who doesn't like your dog. What do you do?
I would get rid of the dog.
I would keep the dog away from this person.
I would keep this person away from the dog.
I would dump this person.

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Do you buy special or organic dog food for your dog?
No, that's a waste of money.
No, but I might if I knew more about it.
I usually do this.
I always​ do this.

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How many times have you stayed at a hotel or motel with your dog?
None
One
Two to 10
More than 10

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What's the longest you'd leave your dog alone during the day?
10 hours
Eight hours
Six hours
Four hours or less

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Does your dog have its own social media account?
No, that is so odd.
No, but I have thought of it.
Yes, but I never use it.
Yes, and I use it all the time.

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