On A Scale Of Hilda To Satan, How Dark Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

On A Scale Of Hilda To Satan, How Dark Are You?
Image: Netflix

About This Quiz

"Sabrina the Teenage Witch" has been around since the early 1960s as part of the "Archie Comics" universe, and things were a lot more light and fun back then. The '60s had a brief fascination with magical ladies like those on "Bewitched" and "I Dream of Jeannie." These shows were light and goofy. Fast forward a few decades, and the TV version of Sabrina starring Melissa Joan Hart was a family sitcom, featuring silly comedy and a terribly designed animatronic cat. And then came "The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina." Same witch, same aunts, even the same cat. Only this time, things were a lot darker than they had ever been.

The Netflix series still has that teen appeal, but it delves into the sinister side of Sabrina's world more than any iteration before. For starters, the Dark Lord himself, Satan, is in the mix. Melissa Joan Hart never dealt with him. The latest series draws a great balance between fun, teen drama and nightmarish horror. It also shows you a full range of what people with powers can do. From the darkest dark to the much more lighter side of things, not everyone is bound by evil. But some want to be. So, where do you sit on the scale? Take the quiz and find out!

Witch casting spell If you had magical abilities right now, what would be the goal of your first spell?
Love
Total world domination
To travel anywhere in a blink
The subjugation of my enemies

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An open book with tiny lightning above it All things being equal, are you signing your name in any dark books if it gets you power?
No, thanks!
It wouldn't be necessary.
I wouldn't like it, but yes, I am signing.
Without hesitation

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Two men arm wrestling Is it better to confront an enemy directly or do things behind the scenes?
I'd rather not even have enemies.
Attack on all fronts
The direct approach is good.
Make them squirm a little first

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Hocus Pocus When you want to feel witchy, what's the best movie to put on?
"Hocus Pocus"
"The Witch"
"Practical Magic"
"The Craft"

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Sisters having bubble soap fight How well do you get along with your siblings?
I'd say we get along well.
I don't have any siblings.
We're fine, I guess.
Terribly

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The Joker Darkness and villainy go hand in hand. Who's your favorite villain?
Darth Vader
Pennywise
Thanos
Joker

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The Fight Between Good and Evil In the end, do you think good will win out over evil?
Yes, I have to believe that.
What a silly question.
It's possible.
I don't think so.

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Deviled Eggs Which of these devilish foods sounds best?
Devil's food cake
Taco Bell's Diablo sauce
Deviled eggs
Deviled ham

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Group Of Friends Making Way To A Bar Do you like to spend time with other people, or are you more of a loner?
I like being with my family.
I'm a loner.
I love being with others.
There's just one person I want to be with.

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Businessman peeking over computer What do you think is your biggest character flaw?
I'm not as honest as I could be.
I don't have any character flaws.
I don't think before I act.
I'm not as strong as I want to be.

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Magic cat with his crystal ball A familiar should represent something about who you are. Pick yours.
Cat
Goat
Spider
Raven

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Lord of the Rings Outside of Sabrina, which magical universe is most interesting to you?
"Harry Potter"
"Game of Thrones"
"Lord of the Rings"
"Twilight"

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Gavel & Handcuffs When is it OK to break the rules?
When the rules are unjust
Rules are meant to be broken.
When no one is getting hurt and you can get away with it
When it gets you what you want

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Marilyn Manson - This is Halloween What's the best Halloween song ever?
"The Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett
"Dragula" by Rob Zombie
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson
"This is Halloween" by Marilyn Manson

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Broken gavel Do you believe the saying, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely"?
Very much
Pfft
I think so.
Not really

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Betty Cooper If you visited Riverdale, who do you think you'd get along with best?
Betty Cooper
The Black Hood
Jughead
Cheryl Blossom

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Businessman sitting on floor in corridor How do you handle failure?
I need some time to regroup.
If I ever fail, I'll let you know.
Probably with the help of snacks
I double down on my efforts to succeed.

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Vodoo girl with nails on table and witch hat Which magical item would you use most?
Magic 8-ball
Voodoo doll
Tarot cards
Ouija board

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Devil Beauty Do you believe witches are evil by nature?
Not in the least
Obviously
Everyone has a choice.
A good witch is evil by nature.

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Angel vs devil Do you believe good people sometimes have to do bad things?
I don't think they "have" to.
I don't believe in good people.
Sometimes
The best ones do.

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Woman screaming Are you easily spooked?
Very much
Not in the least
I guess it depends on the situation.
Rarely

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Worried Woman Looking Away What is your greatest fear in life?
Losing everyone I love
I have no fears.
Losing my freedom
Not getting what I want

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Woman with messy hair holding gray cat How well can you control your temper?
I don't have much of a temper.
I have total control at all times.
As well as anyone, I guess
I sometimes fly off the handle.

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Man kissing woman on forehead sitting on bench outdoor Are you happy with your love life right now?
Working on it
Everyone loves me.
Not particularly
I am devoted to my love.

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High school teacher gives student a high five At school, did you have a good relationship with your principal?
Yes!
I get along famously with everyone.
I never had much to do with my principal.
Not at all

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Young woman hugging a senior man Are you a spontaneous kind of person?
I wouldn't say so.
I do love the unexpected.
Sometimes
It depends on what you mean.

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Witchcraft session In a group — let's say a coven — are you a leader or a follower?
I'm happy to follow.
I always take the lead.
I'd rather do my own thing.
I'll follow one who is worthy of it.

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Couple in snowball fight Which instinct drives you more, fight or flight?
Definitely flight
Neither
Definitely changes based on the circumstances
Fight fight fight!

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Candles, window, moon and raven Can light and darkness exist independently of one another?
I think you need the light to understand the dark.
Darkness doesn't need light.
They work best together.
They should be separate.

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Creative and intelligent woman What inspires you in life?
My family
I don't need inspiration.
My friends
My love

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