Respond With One Word to These Awkward Situations and We'll Guess How Long It's Been Since You Got Laid

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Respond With One Word to These Awkward Situations and We'll Guess How Long It's Been Since You Got Laid
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About This Quiz

One of the big myths about modern culture is that the kids these days (not literal kids, we mean people aged 18-30) are having a lot more sex with a lot more people than their parents. This isn't statistically true. Millennials - now aged 19-39 and Generation Z (the next group down) are actually rather more conservative than Generation Y and the Baby Boomers. This is for a variety of reasons. A lot of them grew up in homes that saw nasty divorces, and they are a little more careful about relationships. They never had the luxury of existing in a time before AIDS, having come of sexual age entirely after the idea that having sex once really could kill you horribly was engrained in the culture. They work much longer hours than their parents and have more debt and less spending money, meaning that even though it is easier to meet people than ever, having the means and the time is not guaranteed.

Still, the Millennials are having SOME sex, even if they don't live in the orgiastic Bacchanal that the worrywarts decrying "hook-up culture" like to imagine. Thus it's legit to assume that most have had a little ... even if it wasn't very recent.

You run into an ex. What do you feel?
Indifferent
Awkward
Sad
Confused

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Your colleague asks you out. What do you say?
No
HR!
Sure
Nothing!

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Your period (or your lover's period) is late. What's your first feeling?
Joy
Fear
Horror
Bewilderment

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You have no condoms and it's time to get down. What do you do?
Continue
Hesitate
Diversify
Stop

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Your lover's technique is lacking. How do you correct them?
Kindly
Clearly
Quickly
Non-existently

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The condom has burst. What's your first reaction?
Shrug
Prescription
Flee
Doubt

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You make a terrible funny sound during sex. What do you do?
Laugh
Flinch
Cringe
Exit

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You realize you really need a shower when your boo wants to get down. What's your next move?
Share
Invite
Avoid
Flee

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Your lover tells you they have an STD. What's your first reaction?
Anger
Surprise
Indifference
Rejection

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Your friends are discussing their worst sex experiences. What do you contribute?
History
Current events
Horrors
Nothing

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Your boo asks if you came last time; you didn't. What do you say?
No
Maybe
Yes
Nothing!

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You're really tired when your boo - or potential boo - wants sex. What do you do?
Postpone
Defer
Snooze
Reject

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Your date expresses the opinion that paying for dinner entitles them to sex. What do you do?
Leave
Laugh
Comply
Smack

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You fall asleep during phone sex. What do you do?
Laugh
Apologize
Dump
Die

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Your boss says your legs look nice in those pants. What do you do?
Puke
Smile
Giggle
Quit

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Your weird cousin starts saying offensive things at the family reunion. How do you handle it?
Confront
Scowl
Leave
Cry

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In slow traffic, you realize all the nearby drivers have spotted you rocking out to your favorite jam. What do you do?
Continue
Laugh
Flinch
Die

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How do you handle running into another runner while out for your jog?
Apologize
Laugh
Continue
Cry

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When paying for a date, your card is declined. What do you do?
Nothing
Cash
Freeload
Exit

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You've sent a dirty text ... to your mom. What emoji do you send?
Laughter
Cringe
Horror
Gravestone

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You call your date by the wrong name. What's your fix?
Correct
Cringe
Silence
Apology

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While your date is at your place for the first time, your neighbors start having incredibly loud, kinky sex. What's your reaction?
Giggle
Watch
Copy
Mortification

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You accidentally say, "I love you" when you meant to say, "I love your hat". How do you fix the situation?
Double down
Laugh
Correct
Run

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What's your reaction to a couple at the next table on Valentine's Day obviously breaking up?
Pity
Amusement
Schadenfreude
Sadness

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You have an allergic reaction to your date's perfume or aftershave. What do you do?
Shower!
Wipes
Complain
Exit

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Your parents meet your new boo and they simply cannot pronounce his or her name correctly. What's the solution?
Persevere
Apologize
Scowl
Leave

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When kissing your date, they suddenly talk dirty and it is the most disgusting thing you've ever heard. What do you do to stop them?
Tell
Kiss
Escalate
Run

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While on a dating site, you see a friend's spouse. You're sure it's them. Who do you tell?
Friend
Spouse
Everyone
Nobody

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The constantly-naked neighbor across the road catches you unable to look away. What do you do?
Laugh
Wave
Dive
Move

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You've brought your date home and your roommate has covered the living room in Nazi costumes, from the "Springtime For Hitler" sequence in their community theater production of "The Producers". What's your reaction?
Amusement
Annoyance
Horror
Death

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