Order a Bunch of Food From Olive Garden and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are

By: Isadora Teich

Order a Bunch of Food From Olive Garden and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

When you go to Olive Garden, is it a struggle not to just order everything on the menu? Do you stick to a strategy, or do you go hard and fill up on endless salad and breadsticks before your Lasagna Dip or Five Italian Cheese Fonduta even comes? However you approach your meals at Olive Garden, your order might just say a little more about you than you think. 

Choose between these Olive Garden Items, as if you are about to have the massive Olive Garden feast of your absolute dreams. Based on those choices, we will try to make a correct guess about a few of your dirty little secrets. Would you rather eat Herb Grilled Salmon or Chicken Parmigiana? Do you get the Tour of Italy every time you go to Olive Garden, or do you always make sure to save room for dessert? See if we can guess your spicier tastes and deepest desires based on your Olive Garden preferences.  

Are you in the mood for Steak Gorgonzola Alfredo? Or would you kill for some Lobster Shrimp Mac & Cheese right now? See what your Olive Garden desires say about your kinkier tastes with this delicious and naughty quiz! 

Which classic Olive Garden dish do you like best?
Ravioli di Portobello
Lasagna Classico
Five Cheese Ziti al Forno
Seafood Alfredo

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What would you rather have in a 2-choice Sampler Italiano?
Loaded Pasta Chips, Stuffed Mushrooms
Calamari, Fried Mozzarella
Parmesan Zucchini Bites, Lasagna Fritta
Toasted Beef and Pork, Fried Mozzarella

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How do you prefer to eat your breadsticks?
Dipped in everything
Dipped in sauces
Dipped in soup only
Dry

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Which Olive Garden appetizer would you rather eat?
Loaded Pasta Chips
Spicy Shrimp Scampi Fritta
Calamari
Fried Mozzarella

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Do you like the salad at Olive Garden?
I love it!
I like it.
Not really
I don't eat it.

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Which chicken dish would you be least likely to order?
Grilled Chicken Parmigiana
Chicken Alfredo
Chicken Margherita
Chicken Scampi

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The dishes you choose at Olive Garden usually have which of these things in them?
Vegetables
Shrimp
Steak
Chicken

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If you could order only one Olive Garden soup forever, which would you choose?
Zuppa Toscana
Minestrone
Pasta e Fagioli
Chicken & Gnocchi

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Which dip would you prefer?
Lasagna Dip
Spinach Artichoke Dip
Five Italian Cheese Fonduta
No dips for me.

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Which topping would you rather have on your pasta bowl?
Crispy Chicken Fritta
Italian Sausage
Meatballs
Sautéed Shrimp

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Which breadstick dipping sauce do you prefer?
Alfredo
Five Cheese Marinara
Marinara
None for me!

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Which do you prefer?
Everything!
Salads
Breadsticks
Soups

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When creating your own pasta bowl at Olive Garden, which pasta would you choose?
Cavatappi
Rigatoni
Spaghetti
Angel Hair

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Which sauce would your ideal pasta bowl have?
Creamy Pesto
Five Cheese Marinara
Traditional Marinara
Traditional Meat Sauce

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What do you prefer with your Alfredo?
Chicken
Seafood
Shrimp
Just pasta

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Which seafood dish tickles your fancy?
Salmon Piccata
Seafood Alfredo
Shrimp Carbonara
Lobster Shrimp Mac & Cheese

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If you had to give up one Olive Garden seafood dish forever, which would you choose?
Herb Grilled Salmon
Shrimp Scampi
Lobster Shrimp Mac & Cheese
Salmon Piccata

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Which beef dish do you prefer?
Braised Beef Bolognese
6 oz. Sirloin with Fettuccine Alfredo
Steak Gorgonzola-Alfredo
Braised Beef & Tortellini

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Which Olive Garden dessert have you eaten the most?
Zeppoli
Tiramisu
Chocolate Brownie Lasagna
Black Tie Mousse Cake

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Which of these would you not want in a 3-choice Sampler Italiano?
Toasted Beef and Pork
Stuffed Mushrooms
Calamari
Loaded Pasta Chips

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At Olive Garden, do you save room for dessert?
No, but I get it anyway.
Occasionally
No, because I don't like sweets.
Always

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Which pasta bowl sounds the most ideal to you?
Cavatappi, Creamy Pesto, Sautéed Shrimp
Rigatoni, Five Cheese Marinara, Meatballs
Spaghetti, Traditional Meat Sauce, Italian Sausage
Angel Hair, Traditional Marinara, Grilled Chicken

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Would you get steak at Olive Garden?
Sure, why not?
Absolutely not!
Maybe
I always do.

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At Olive Garden, which meal sounds most like one you would have?
Soup, Salad, Breadsticks, Appetizer, Meal Dessert
Salad, Breadsticks, Meal
Meal, Dessert
Breadsticks, Appetizer, Meal, Dessert

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Have you ever ordered the Tour of Italy?
A few times
Never
It's my go to.
Just once

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Which three-course meal appeals to you most?
Fried Mozzarella, Chicken Parmigiana, Dolcini
Salad, Shrimp Scampi, Lemon Cream Cake
Spicy Calabrian Chicken, Lasagna Classico, Tiramisu,
Minestrone soup, Cheese Ravioli, Cannoli Trio

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When Olive Garden gets new dishes, do you want to try them?
Always
Sometimes
Not usually
Never

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At Olive Garden, which of these dishes could you live without?
Five Cheese Ziti al Forno
Eggplant Parmigiana
Lasagna Classico
Ravioli di Portobello

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When it comes to chicken dishes at Olive Garden, you would rather eat...?
Stuffed Chicken Marsala
Chicken Carbonara
Chicken Parmigiana
Chicken Alfredo

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What do you prefer to drink with dinner?
Wine
Cocktails
Water
Soda

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