Order a Bunch of Food from Red Lobster and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time 4 min
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About This Quiz
Red Lobster stands proud among the restaurant choices across the nation. It is the lone beacon of seafood goodness in a storm of burgers and pasta and steaks. Sure, you could go to Joe's Crab Shack or Long John Silver's, but they're not the same. They're not Red Lobster. This is the home of endless shrimp, man! This place is where it's at.
if you like seafood at all, then clearly you must have been to Red Lobster at some point in your life. And if you ever went to a nice dinner with the family, or maybe a date in high school, you very likely went to Red Lobster. It's deliciously stuck somewhere between fast food and fine dining. It's casual and filling and has a menu unlike anything you're going to pick up at McDonald's or Taco Bell. Maybe it's because of that uniqueness that Red Lobster really gives a glimpse into a person's soul.
Would you believe that we can tell what kind of person you are based solely on what you like at Red Lobster? And not only that but your opinions on shrimp scampi and rock lobster tail will actually let us know if you travel the vanilla path or if you lean toward the more kinky side of life. Sound impossible? Take the quiz and see!
START QUIZ
What better way to start a steamy evening than with a bowl of soup? Which Red Lobster soup is calling your name?
Fried food is pretty much the best thing ever. Which crispy, fried appetizer is the one for you?
Potatoes make every meal better. What potato dish inspires you?
Creamy Langostino Lobster Baked Potato
Whipped Sweet Potatoes with Honey-Glazed Pecans
Have you heard of the Weekday Win menu? It's a different special every weekday. Which day is making you the hungriest?
Jumbo Coconut Shrimp Friday
You can get fresh veggies on the side of any meal. What veggie dish is the one for you?
Just because you're at Red Lobster doesn't mean you need to order seafood. Which meaty entree would hit the spot?
Cajun Chicken Linguine Alfredo
Shellfish is great, but what about regular fish? What's swimming its way to your plate?
Parmesan-Crusted Fresh Tilapia
Did you know Red Lobster has tasting plates with some exotic flavors available? Which one is tempting you?
Shrimp needs some kind of sauce to take it to the next level. What do you want to be slathered on yours?
You're at Red Lobster so you may as well order the lobster. How do you like yours done?
Why not shake things up and go for some crab instead of lobster? How do you want yours?
If you're in the market for lunch, Red Lobster has some quick options on the menu. What sounds good?
Shrimp and wood-grilled chicken
Coastal Soup and Grilled Shrimp Salad
Petite Chilled Lobster & Shrimp Rolls and Fries
You should end every evening with something sweet. What's your dessert choice?
You need something fruity to drink sometimes. Which of these non-alcoholic offerings will slake your thirst?
When there's a lot of eating to be done, you need a Party Platter. Which one brings the biggest party?
Chicken Breast Strips Platter
Maple-Glazed Chicken Platter
Walt's Favorite Shrimp Platter
Parrot Isle Jumbo Coconut Shrimp Platter
No one likes clammy hands, but clams for lunch are OK. What's your clam dish of choice?
Lightly Breaded Clam Strips
Seafood and cheese don't always mix, but you can still get some cheesy goodness at Red Lobster. What sounds best?
Langostino Lobster Artichoke and Seafood Dip
Lobster and Langostino Pizza
There's more shrimp than you can shake a stick at. Which kind is the one for you?
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, time for a margarita! Choose the tastiest of the bunch.
The Catch of the Day changes every day, but there are a few things that pop up again and again. What do you hope shows up on your day?
Red Lobster's Globally Inspired menu brings in flavor from all over. What regional taste sounds best to you?
Yucatán Tilapia and Shrimp
You can't just eat seafood, can you? You need a side dish! Pick your side!
Creamy Langostino and Norway Lobster Mashed Potatoes
Tomato Mozzarella Caprese
You need something harder than water sometimes. What signature cocktail is going to make your meal?
The Lighthouse menu is where the low-calorie options live. If you're eating light, what would you pick?
Lighthouse Maple-Glazed Chicken
Lighthouse Rock Lobster Tail
Lighthouse Garlic Grilled Shrimp
Lighthouse Snow Crab Legs
Have you ever tried to tackle unlimited shrimp? How many shrimp could you handle?
I'm just going until I can't anymore.
You can make your own appetizer combo. What are you picking?
Mozza Sticks + Chicken Strips
Lobster-Crab-and-Seafood-Stuffed Mushrooms + Chicken Strips
Lobster-Crab-and-Seafood-Stuffed Mushrooms + Cheddar Biscuit
Clam Strips + Cheddar Biscuit
You can't deny the fun of a frozen drink with your dinner. Which frosty beverage would be best?
If you were in the market for a steak from Red Lobster, which one would you order?
Center cut New York Strip
Wood-Grilled Peppercorn Sirloin Steak
Which of these lunch classics is definitely making your meal better?
Wild-Caught Golden Fried Flounder
Farm-Raised Blackened Catfish
There's more than just shrimp and lobster and fish in the sea. Which of these seafood favorites would you order?
White Wine and Roasted Garlic Mussels
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