Order a Bunch of Food from Red Lobster and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are

By: Ian Fortey

Order a Bunch of Food from Red Lobster and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

Red Lobster stands proud among the restaurant choices across the nation.  It is the lone beacon of seafood goodness in a storm of burgers and pasta and steaks.  Sure, you could go to Joe's Crab Shack or Long John Silver's, but they're not the same.  They're not Red Lobster.  This is the home of endless shrimp, man!  This place is where it's at.

if you like seafood at all, then clearly you must have been to Red Lobster at some point in your life. And if you ever went to a nice dinner with the family, or maybe a date in high school, you very likely went to Red Lobster.  It's deliciously stuck somewhere between fast food and fine dining.  It's casual and filling and has a menu unlike anything you're going to pick up at McDonald's or Taco Bell.  Maybe it's because of that uniqueness that Red Lobster really gives a glimpse into a person's soul.  

Would you believe that we can tell what kind of person you are based solely on what you like at Red Lobster? And not only that but your opinions on shrimp scampi and rock lobster tail will actually let us know if you travel the vanilla path or if you lean toward the more kinky side of life.  Sound impossible? Take the quiz and see!


What better way to start a steamy evening than with a bowl of soup? Which Red Lobster soup is calling your name?
Creamy Potato Bacon
Lobster Bisque
Seafood Gumbo
Manhattan Clam Chowder

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Fried food is pretty much the best thing ever. Which crispy, fried appetizer is the one for you?
Mozzarella Sticks
Jumbo Coconut Shrimp
Fried Oysters
Batterfried Crawfish

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Potatoes make every meal better. What potato dish inspires you?
French Fries
Mashed Potatoes
Creamy Langostino Lobster Baked Potato
Whipped Sweet Potatoes with Honey-Glazed Pecans

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Have you heard of the Weekday Win menu? It's a different special every weekday. Which day is making you the hungriest?
Endless Shrimp Monday
Admiral's Feast Tuesday
4-Course Feast Wednesday
Jumbo Coconut Shrimp Friday

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You can get fresh veggies on the side of any meal. What veggie dish is the one for you?
Garden Salad
Coleslaw
Fresh Broccoli
Fresh Seasonal Asparagus

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Just because you're at Red Lobster doesn't mean you need to order seafood. Which meaty entree would hit the spot?
Maple-Glazed Chicken
Filet Mignon
12 oz Sirloin
Cajun Chicken Linguine Alfredo

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Shellfish is great, but what about regular fish? What's swimming its way to your plate?
Fried Sole
Wild-Caught Flounder
Parmesan-Crusted Fresh Tilapia
Canadian Walleye

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Did you know Red Lobster has tasting plates with some exotic flavors available? Which one is tempting you?
Shrimp Potstickers
Yucatán Shrimp
Tuna Poke
Dragon Broccoli

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Shrimp needs some kind of sauce to take it to the next level. What do you want to be slathered on yours?
Melted Butter
Cocktail Sauce
Tartar Sauce
Pina Colada Sauce

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You're at Red Lobster so you may as well order the lobster. How do you like yours done?
Live Maine Lobster
Rock Lobster Tail
Lobster Mac and Cheese
Bar Harbor Lobster Bake

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Why not shake things up and go for some crab instead of lobster? How do you want yours?
Crab Linguine Alfredo
Crab Cake Dinner
Snow Crab Legs
King Crab Legs

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If you're in the market for lunch, Red Lobster has some quick options on the menu. What sounds good?
Shrimp and wood-grilled chicken
Coastal Soup and Grilled Shrimp Salad
Petite Chilled Lobster & Shrimp Rolls and Fries
Southwest-Style Tacos

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You should end every evening with something sweet. What's your dessert choice?
Vanilla Bean Cheesecake
Key Lime Pie
Warm Apple Crostada
Chocolate Wave

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You need something fruity to drink sometimes. Which of these non-alcoholic offerings will slake your thirst?
Classic Lemonade
Strawberry Lemonade
Raspberry Iced Tea
Peach Smoothie

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When there's a lot of eating to be done, you need a Party Platter. Which one brings the biggest party?
Chicken Breast Strips Platter
Maple-Glazed Chicken Platter
Walt's Favorite Shrimp Platter
Parrot Isle Jumbo Coconut Shrimp Platter

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No one likes clammy hands, but clams for lunch are OK. What's your clam dish of choice?
New England Clam Chowder
Lightly Breaded Clam Strips
Manhattan Clam Chowder
Steamed Clams

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Seafood and cheese don't always mix, but you can still get some cheesy goodness at Red Lobster. What sounds best?
Mozzarella Sticks
Langostino Lobster Artichoke and Seafood Dip
Lobster Mac and Cheese
Lobster and Langostino Pizza

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There's more shrimp than you can shake a stick at. Which kind is the one for you?
Popcorn Shrimp
Garlic Shrimp Scampi
Dragon Shrimp
Sweet Chii Shrimp

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere, time for a margarita! Choose the tastiest of the bunch.
Classic Margarita
Strawberry Margarita
Lobsterita
Grand Patron Margarita

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The Catch of the Day changes every day, but there are a few things that pop up again and again. What do you hope shows up on your day?
Salmon
Rainbow Trout
Arctic Char
Wahoo

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Red Lobster's Globally Inspired menu brings in flavor from all over. What regional taste sounds best to you?
Salmon New Orleans
Southwest Style Tacos
Yucatán Tilapia and Shrimp
Dragon Shrimp

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You can't just eat seafood, can you? You need a side dish! Pick your side!
Rice Pilaf
Roasted Green Beans
Creamy Langostino and Norway Lobster Mashed Potatoes
Tomato Mozzarella Caprese

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You need something harder than water sometimes. What signature cocktail is going to make your meal?
Strawberry Daquiri
Mango Mai Tai
Old Fashioned
Mojito

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The Lighthouse menu is where the low-calorie options live. If you're eating light, what would you pick?
Lighthouse Maple-Glazed Chicken
Lighthouse Rock Lobster Tail
Lighthouse Garlic Grilled Shrimp
Lighthouse Snow Crab Legs

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Have you ever tried to tackle unlimited shrimp? How many shrimp could you handle?
Maybe 2 orders
3 orders
4 orders
I'm just going until I can't anymore.

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You can make your own appetizer combo. What are you picking?
Mozza Sticks + Chicken Strips
Lobster-Crab-and-Seafood-Stuffed Mushrooms + Chicken Strips
Lobster-Crab-and-Seafood-Stuffed Mushrooms + Cheddar Biscuit
Clam Strips + Cheddar Biscuit

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You can't deny the fun of a frozen drink with your dinner. Which frosty beverage would be best?
Berry Mango Daiquiri
Bahama Mama
Mudslide
Sunset Passion Colada

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If you were in the market for a steak from Red Lobster, which one would you order?
Filet Mignon
Center cut New York Strip
12 oz steak
Wood-Grilled Peppercorn Sirloin Steak

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Which of these lunch classics is definitely making your meal better?
Shrimp Linguine Alfredo
Garlic Shrimp Scampi
Wild-Caught Golden Fried Flounder
Farm-Raised Blackened Catfish

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There's more than just shrimp and lobster and fish in the sea. Which of these seafood favorites would you order?
Bay Scallops
Fried Oysters
Batterfried Crawfish
White Wine and Roasted Garlic Mussels

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