Order from the Kid's Menu and We'll Reveal What You Should Name Your First Child

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Order from the Kid's Menu and We'll Reveal What You Should Name Your First Child
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About This Quiz

You're gonna need to let your inner child out during this quiz! Ignore all those pesky restaurant rules that say you can't order from the kid's menu, and pick all those mini-sized things that make your mouth happy. Once you've been on a kid's menu tour, we'll know which name you're going to give your firstborn. 

How on earth can ordering from the kid's menu tell us your future child's name? You see, every choice you make is going to reveal something about the kind of parent you'll be. Whether you're up for the cupcake pancakes at IHOP or the fruit parfait from McDonald's, your mind thinks in a way that will lead us to the sort of name you'll add to a birth certificate someday. 

If you constantly order the garden salad, there's a good chance you'll stick to traditional names like Robert or Elizabeth. But if you're piling on the whipped cream and sprinkles, that's probably another story. So, travel around to some of the country's most popular restaurants with us, and order the first thing that makes your mouth water. What name will you use to introduce your firstborn someday? Go for the small portions, and find out! 

1-Fried Rice You've taken your inner child to P.F. Chang's, but what will you order there?
Kid's chicken with sweet and sour sauce
Kid's lo mein with egg noodles
Kid's chicken fried rice without vegetables
Baby Buddha's Feast

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2-Ihop And what IHOP order would you place for a little friend?
Jr. French Toast Combo
Jr. Cupcake Pancake Combo
Jr. Cheeseburger with applesauce
Jr. Chicken Strip Dinner

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3-Nuggets Are you ordering the chicky nuggets or the chicken strips?
I prefer the burger.
It's chicky nuggets or nothing.
I'll have the chicken strips.
I'm just here for the free sundae.

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4-Burger King Would you go for the PB&J Jamwich from Burger King?
Sure, I'll have one.
I would rather have a hamburger.
I'll stick to the nuggets here, too.
I'll go for two of those!

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5-Popcorn Shrimp What Red Lobster choice would walk the plank to get?
Garlic-Grilled Shrimp
Petite Maine Lobster Tail
Popcorn Shrimp
Golden-Fried Fish

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6-Happy Meal Do you want fries or apples slices with your Happy Meal?
Can I have yogurt instead?
I'm not having a Happy Meal.
Let's go for the apple slices.
Fries are the only way to go.

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7-Outback You decided to head down under and order from Outback Steakhouse; what are you having?
Boomerang Cheeseburger
Joey Sirloin
Junior Ribs
Grilled Chicken on the Barbie

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8-Milkshake What are you going to wash this kid's meal down with?
A juice pouch
One of those cute little bottles of water
A milkshake
I'll treat myself to a soda.

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9-Frosty Which Wendy's item makes it onto your tray?
Chicken wrap
Hamburger
A side salad
A Frosty

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10-Applebees How about Applebee's? Which one of these foods would hit the spot?
Kids Chicken Corn Dog
Kids Crispy Shrimp
Kids Grilled Chicken Alfredo
Kids Cheesy Pizza

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11-Quesadilla What Chili's Pepper Pal sounds tempting?
Cheese Quesadilla
Chicken Bites
Cheese Burger Bites
Pepperoni Pizza

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12-Bread Sticks Will you stick with the breadsticks at Olive Garden or order something else?
I'll have the breadsticks and cheese ravioli.
Mac & cheese for life!
Let's go with the Kids Grilled Chicken and Rotini.
Let's skip Olive Garden.

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13-Salmon Are you having the Roadside Sliders or the Grilled Salmon from The Cheesecake Factory?
Roadside Sliders
Grilled Salmon

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14-Pasta Which TGI Friday's pasta gets twirled around your fork?
Kids Buttered Pasta
Kids Marinara Pasta
I would rather have the sliders.
Kids Fettucini Alfredo Pasta

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15-Pancake What Cracker Barrel breakfast food makes it to your table?
One Egg 'n Biscuit
Fresh Fruit 'n Vanilla Yogurt Parfait
One buttermilk pancake
Two buttermilk pancakes

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16-Funny Face IHOP has a huge kids menu! Which food would you order?
Funny Face Pancake Combo
Jr. Churro Pancake Combo
Sliver 5
Jr. Chicken and Waffles

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17-Arby Out of these Arby's sliders, which one would hit the spot?
Pizza Slider
Roast Beef 'n Cheese Slider
Turkey 'n Cheese Slider
Ham 'n Cheese Slider

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18-Broccoli If you were ordering a healthy side from the Ruby Tuesday kid's menu, which one would you pick?
Grapes
Mashed potatoes
Broccoli
Grilled zucchini

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19-Bob Evans Will you have the Little Piggy or Tic Tac Toast from Bob Evans?
Give me the Little Piggy.
I'll have the Tic Tac Toast.

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20-Milk Kids love Texas Steakhouse, but what drink would you order from their Lil Partners menu?
Cowboy Cooler
Chocolate milk
Orange juice
Regular milk

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21-Shrimp It's time for lunch! What are you having from Cracker Barrel?
Chicken 'n Dumplins
Country Fried Shrimp
Country Vegetable Plate
Chicken Tenderloins

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22-Taco Bell Taco Bell doesn't have a kid's menu, but which Cravings Value Menu food looks good?
Cheesy Roll Up
Shredded Chicken Quesadilla Melt
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos

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23-Soup What Panera soup has to go home with you?
Kids Turkey Chili
Kids Baked Potato Soup
Kids Ten Vegetable Soup
Kids Vegetarian Autumn Squash Soup

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24-Chicken Tenders How will you harmonize with the Hard Rock Cafe kids menu?
I'll have the Razzi's Redonkulous Chicken Tenders.
It's the Ain't Nothing But a Hot Dog for me.
Let's have the Not So-Diddly Chicken Breast.
One of the Kids' Salad Chillin' with Chicken, please.

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25-Fish and Chips It's Friendly's for dinner! What can we get you?
You can bring me the Fish 'N Chips.
I'll take the Cheesywich.
I'll have the Friendly's Chicken Pops, please.
Let's have one Fried Dough Pizza.

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26-Subway If you were ordering from Subway's Fresh Fit for Kids Menu, what would you pick?
Veggie Delight Mini
Roast Beef Mini
Turkey Breast Mini
Black Forest Ham Mini

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27-Five Guys How would you order from the SMOL people menu at Five Guys?
I would order the Little Bacon Cheeseburger.
I'm thinking about the Cheese Veggie Sandwich.
I'm leaning toward the Kosher Style Hot Dog.
Let me have two of the Little Cheeseburgers.

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28-Dairy Queen Will you have a banana or the applesauce for dessert at Dairy Queen?
I'm at Dairy Queen! I'm having ice cream.
I'll take the banana.
The applesauce is delicious.
I'm going to pass on those and have a milkshake.

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29-Cheese What ingredient would you double on your "build your own taco" order at Chipotle?
Guacamole
Fajita veggies
Cheese
Beans

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30-Captain D What goes with your crunchy bits at Captain D's?
Southern-Style Fish Tenders
Popcorn Shrimp
Batter-Dipped Fish
Grilled Fish Tenders

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