Order Some Takeout Meals and We'll Reveal Which Branch of the Military You Are

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Order Some Takeout Meals and We'll Reveal Which Branch of the Military You Are
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About This Quiz

Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines! Which branch of the military are you at heart? The answer lies in your tastes in takeout food. While ordering up a bunch of sushi doesn't necessarily mean you served in the Navy, it could also mean that you are a seafaring professional! 

In order to determine the branch of the military you are, we will ask you to order a bunch of takeout meals. We will look at the ingredients, your choice of sides, and your need for extra napkins. Depending on the things you choose, we will be able to figure it out. 

They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but we happen to think you can tell a lot about a man or a woman by examining the food they get to go. Most importantly, it says a lot about the military training you hold within yourself! No military experience is required, but this takeout quiz might make you hungry. 

Do you handle your hunger like a soldier or a marine, or something else? Let's march left, left, left right left up to the place your order here sign. Then, we'll reveal the branch of the military you are!

What kind of sauce would you order for you nuggets?
I don't like nuggets.
Barbecue
Ranch
Teriyaki

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Which kind of food do you order for takeout most often?
Chinese
Indian
Mexican
Thai

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Which fast food drive-thru do you usually frequent?
McDonald's
Wendy's
Taco Bell
KFC

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Do you prefer fries or onion rings with a burger?
I like fries.
I like onion rings on my burger.
I prefer onion rings.
I like hashbrowns more.

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How many times per week do you get takeout?
0-2
3-4
5-6
7 or more

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Which pizza topping do you like most?
Onions
Peppers
Sausage
Mushrooms

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Which condiment would you want extras of?
Ketchup
Hot sauce
Mustard
Relish

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What kind of sushi would you get to go?
I don't like sushi.
Lobster rolls
California rolls
Shrimp tempura

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Would you order vinegar for your fries?
Gross!
I love vinegar on fries.
No, but I might order mayo for them.
I like my fries plain.

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What kind of rice do you prefer with your Chinese food?
Egg fried rice
White rice
Pork fried rice
Steak fried rice

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How would you order a to-go steak?
Well done
Medium
Medium rare
Rare

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Which KFC side would you double order?
Cole slaw
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Mac and cheese
I don't eat at KFC.

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Which restaurant serves the best takeout burgers?
Whataburger
Five Guys
Red Robin
Burger King

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Would you need extra napkins?
No, I'm not a messy eater.
It's good to be prepared.
I think they give me enough.
I need a lot of napkins.

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Would you order any hushpuppies to go from Long John Silver's?
I've never tried them.
I love their hushpuppies.
I would prefer some of their crunchies to go.
I prefer Captain D's.

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Which Taco Bell item would make your takeout order?
Black Bean Burrito
Nachos Bellgrande
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Power Menu Bowl

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How many McDonald's apple pies would you order?
I would prefer a milkshake.
I would order two of them.
One of them is enough for me.
I prefer a sundae.

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Which kind of soda would you order to wash down your meal?
Coke
Pepsi
Root beer
Sprite

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Which restaurant has the best chicken sandwich?
Buffalo Wild Wings
Wendy's
McDonald's
Subway

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Would you order a 6 inch or a 12 inch sub from Subway?
I would order two 6 inch subs.
Give me the 12 inch!
I prefer Penn Station's subs.
I would rather have a Subway salad.

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What kind of wings would you order to go?
Honey mustard
Buffalo
Naked
Barbecue

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Big Mac or Whopper?
Whopper
Whopper Jr.
Big Mac
Quarter Pounder

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What kind of salad would you add to your order?
I wouldn't get a salad.
Asian Sesame
Caesar
Cobb salad

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Would you prefer lemonade or iced tea with your takeout order?
I would prefer beer.
Water works for me.
I would prefer lemonade.
I prefer iced tea.

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Do you add extra salt to your takeout food?
It depends on the restaurant.
I add salt to everything.
Takeout food doesn't need salt.
No, but I do add pepper.

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Which dressing would you choose for your takeout salad?
Ranch
Thousand Island
French
Italian

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Which chain restaurant gets more of your takeout business?
Olive Garden
Outback Steakhouse
Applebee's
Texas Steakhouse

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Which appetizer would you want with your order?
Mozzarella sticks
Potato skins
Zucchini fries
Chips and salsa

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Which burger topping would you avoid?
Bacon
Avocado
Tomato
Lettuce

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Would you supersize your takeout order?
That's too much food for me.
I would totally supersize it.
It depends on what I order.
I would make sure to have a large order of fries.

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