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Respond to These Pickup Lines and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 min

Respond to These Pickup Lines and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

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About This Quiz

Unless you've been living under a rock, we're sure you've both heard and used a couple of pickup lines in your day! Once you respond to the pickup lines we give you, we'll know a lot about you. Most importantly, we'll know how many people you've slept with in your lifetime. You might want to grab a few tissues - you will laugh so hard you'll cry at some of the gems we've come up with.

Whether the names of the people could fill a composition book or they could barely fill a receipt, the way you respond to our pickup lines will give you away. After you've read the pickup line we're trying out on you, take a moment to ask yourself how you would react in real life. Then, make your choice from the possible answers we've given you. The response doesn't have to be exactly what you are thinking, but choosing the closest one will allow us to be more accurate in our guess.

Unfortunately, you cannot swipe left when pickup lines are used on you in public. However, you can choose how you would love to respond during this quiz. Once you do, we'll know how many bed partners you've had in your day!

I'm not a camera, but I can picture us together.

I would say, "Please, go away."

I would say, "Let me pose for you."

I would walk away.

I would say, "You look more like a tool."

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You would make acute triangle.

I would giggle.

I would roll my eyes.

I would ignore the person.

I would ask their name.

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Can I borrow a kiss? I'll give it back.

I would pucker up.

I would laugh.

I would run away.

I would spit out my drink.

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Do you work at a coffee shop? I like you a latte.

I would give the person a dirty look.

I would snort.

I would ask for a coffee.

I would smile.

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Do you mind if I seduce you with my awkwardness?

I would say, "Go for it."

I would say, "No, thanks."

I would say, "Please leave me alone."

I would say, "I only go out with cool people."

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You must be French because Eiffel for you.

I would fall over laughing.

I would find someone else to talk to.

I would ask for a trip to France.

I would start a conversation.

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Are you a pie? I want a piece of that.

I would become violent.

I would call the bouncer.

I would roll my eyes.

I would ask for their number.

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Nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?

I would say, "That's really cheesy."

I would say, "That's cute."

I would say, "That's morbid."

I would say, "I'm looking for something shorter term."

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If you were a bird, you would be impeccable.

I would LOL.

I would leave the room.

I would buy the person a drink.

I would find someone else to hit on.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

"It didn't hurt at all."

"That's not very creative."

"Yes, it did."

"Leave me alone."

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I think you're as appealing as a banana.

I would ask for a drink.

I would invite the person to sit.

I would say that I'm married.

I would ask if they like banana splits.

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You are walking science. I have my ion you.

I would say, "That's really dumb."

I would say, "I am rather scientific."

I would say, "You're a freak."

I would say, "Let's make some sparks."

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You are what I call a fineapple!

I would excuse myself.

I would ask for a Pina Colada.

I would laugh at that.

I would say that I'm more of a peach.

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I'm not drunk. You are intoxicating me.

I would say, "I think you are drunk."

I would say, "I wish I was drunk."

I would say, "I'm taken."

I would say, "Let's go back to my place."

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If you were in a book, you'd be fine print.

I would ask what kind of books they like.

I would ignore the person.

I would ask them to buy me a drink.

I would tell them that I'm more of a centerfold.

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You must be a keyboard because you are my type.

I would ignore them.

I would ask for their number.

I would ask them to join me.

I would hit the dance floor and disappear.

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I think I'm missing some vitamin U.

I would say, "That's absurd."

I would say, "I think you'll be okay."

I would say, "I like the way you think."

I would say, "Well, I had better give you some."

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You're so sweet, they could sell you in the ice cream aisle.

I would snicker.

I would ask what flavor I am.

I would tell them I'm lactose intolerant.

I would say, "I know."

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If you make us dinner, I'll make breakfast.

I would say, "Nice try."

I would say, "I'm full, thanks."

I would say, "Sure. I always go home with strangers."

I would say, "Deal!"

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My clothes are made from boyfriend material.

I would say, "I'm not in the market for a boyfriend."

I would say, "Let me feel them."

I would say, "Please, go away."

I would say, "Let me introduce you to my friend."

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Your lips look lonely. Want to meet mine?

I would shake my head.

I would laugh out loud.

I would pucker up.

I would pretend to be on the phone.

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We might not be socks, but we're a great pair.

I would ask to see their socks.

I would pretend I didn't hear it.

I would giggle.

I would agree.

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You're in my mind so much, I should charge you rent.

I would say, "That's so cheesy."

I would say, "How much?"

I would say, "You should pay me."

I would say, "Get lost."

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If you were a burger, you would be well done.

I would give a look of disgust.

I would ask if they were fries.

I would ask them to go away.

I would ask how much they like my milkshake.

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You must be a library book because I'm checking you out.

I would blush.

I would start a conversation about books.

I would find another place to sit.

I would laugh.

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I must be the rain because I've fallen for you.

I would say, "Awww."

I would say, "That's silly."

I would politely excuse myself.

I would say, "You're more like a lightning bolt."

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Can you give me directions to your apartment?

I would be creeped out.

I would laugh.

I would offer them a seat.

I would smile nervously.

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You should be in a museum. You're a work of art.

I would say, "Thank you."

I would say, "That's a terrible pickup line."

I would ask what museums they like most.

I would ask what art they like most.

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My lips are Skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

I would laugh.

I would be horrified.

I would be scared.

I would say I prefer M&Ms.

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Even if there were no gravity, I would fall for you.

I would snicker.

I would roll my eyes.

I would leave the room.

I would ask them to join me.

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