Respond to These Pickup Lines and We'll Guess What Kind of Relationship You're In

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Respond to These Pickup Lines and We'll Guess What Kind of Relationship You're In
Image: Mixmike/E+/Getty Images

About This Quiz

There is something about pickup lines. Women usually either laugh at them or ignore them, and guys who use them often have next to no chance of getting lucky. But still, they keep getting used. Some of them are used over and over again, while others are original - almost, anyway.  We think the way women respond to pickup lines, even hypothetically, gives us a pretty good idea of how long she has been in a relationship, and if you take this quiz, we think we can show you what we mean.

But before we get started, my buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person reading this. Want to buy some drinks with their money? No? Well, I just have to say you remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over toward you. OK, well, I was just wondering. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

OK, I promise I will stop, as long as you take this quiz. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Aww, that is so cute.
Haha, too funny
Lame
So not original

Advertisement

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
That is adorable.
Nice try
Please stop
So cheesy

Advertisement

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Maybe!
Ha, I don't think so.
Stalker alert
Yawn

Advertisement

Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.
OK, that took me a little while.
Clever
Can you please go away?
I don't get it.

Advertisement

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
That was a good one.
A classic
So nasty
That was funny if you're like 8 years old.

Advertisement

You Know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Do you want to help prove him wrong?
Maybe!
Hmm, I don't think so.
Not if you were the last man on Earth
I don't have time for this.

Advertisement

Hey, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you.
Lucky me!
Aww, that is sweet.
Where is my mace?
Boring

Advertisement

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.
Well, you caught me!
That is cute,
Your act is tired.
Can someone call the police?

Advertisement

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Thanks, I think
Umm. Really?
That kind of seems like an insult.
Thanks, loser

Advertisement

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I am a little chilly.
Maybe later
Back off!
Wierdo

Advertisement

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
Haha
Thanks for noticing.
If I did, I would be giving you a roundhouse kick right now.
Does this line ever work for real?

Advertisement

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
I have been working on them!
Thanks for noticing.
You're gross.
That was awful.

Advertisement

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Haha, I am down to see you try.
That was a good one.
You're scary.
So bad

Advertisement

I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
You sure did.
Maybe a double
You struck out.
You didn't even get up to the plate.

Advertisement

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Sweet!
Well, I do like to be pampered.
You''re a loser either way.
Not interested

Advertisement

I don’t have a library card. Do you mind if I check you out?
Not at all
Sure, as long as you return me.
This library is closed.
I am out of circulation.

Advertisement

How was heaven when you left it?
So sweet
Just fine
You're so corny.
That was awful.

Advertisement

Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
That was cute.
Aww
Back off, oddball.
That one can't work.

Advertisement

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
That was nice.
Well, maybe a dime
I will give you a dollar to go away.
That was corny.

Advertisement

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
You really mean that?
That was nice to say.
Stop looking at me, creep.
Well, I guess that was nice.

Advertisement

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Haha
I might
Please don't
How nerdy

Advertisement

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off of you.
That is so flattering.
You're not the only one.
Well, you better or I am going to call the cops.
Does any of this actually work?

Advertisement

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I am here to catch you!
I guess
Yeah, you sure do seem like a snowflake to me.
Really?

Advertisement

There’s something wrong with my cellphone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Well, here it is.
Keep at it and you might get it.
It is going to stay that way.
Oh, come on.

Advertisement

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
So cute
Hmm, I think you can do better.
Gross
That one is weak.

Advertisement

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.
Haha
Hmm. edgy
You have got to be kidding me.
What awful taste

Advertisement

Was your mother a beaver? Because damn!
AHAHAHA, maybe
All right, that was cute.
She certainly was not.
OK, that wasn't all that bad.

Advertisement

I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
If you play your cards right
Doubtful
Never, you creep
Does pretending to be a child really work?

Advertisement

Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.
We might!
You think?
We so don't
Awful

Advertisement

Feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material.
That is too much.
Haha
I am not going to touch you, ever.
Corny, but kind of good.

Advertisement

You Got:

Featured