Place These Foods in Heaven or Hell and We'll Guess What Food You Hate Most of All

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Place These Foods in Heaven or Hell and We'll Guess What Food You Hate Most of All
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About This Quiz

Taste is a funny thing. It's very personal and also very situational. What this means is that what one person loves, another may despise, with foods such as peanut, cilantro, licorice, anchovy and mayonnaise being particularly polarizing. Indeed, there is a British yeast and vegetable spread named Marmite that built its entire brand on the realization that people generally either adore or despise it - it's literally their slogan - "You either love it or you hate it." A hugely successful advertising campaign was built around this, showing people either going to extreme lengths to protect their Marmite or attaching it to cement blocks and chucking it in the river to be sure it couldn't come back and get them later.

Of course, taste isn't the only thing that decides if you like a food. There are also texture and smell to consider - and, as we mentioned, the situation. Food experts have shown that the environment in which a person eats a food strongly affects how they feel about it. If your first exposure to sushi is during a date with an attractive and witty person while at a fine Manhattan restaurant with great service and good ambience, you're much more likely to be pro-sushi than if your first experience was scarfing it down in your car while stuck in a horrific traffic jam because that's all they had at the gas station - and that's before we even address the difference in ingredient quality between those two meals. 

All of this results in some very strong feelings about foods, feelings that can persist in the face of everyone else seeming to love the thing you loathe. It's time to figure out your food nemesis!

Where does Cracker Jack belong?
Heaven
Hell
Limbo
I don't know what that is.

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Where do you place meat generally?
Far away from me
Hell generally
Probably heaven
Heaven

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How do you feel about beef specifically?
The literal worst
Possibly heaven
Generally heaven
Definitely heaven

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What's your take on caffeine?
Probably hell
Limbo
Hell
I don't feel strongly.

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Would you send Scotch eggs to hell?
No
Yes
Maybe
Probably not

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How heavenly is dark chocolate?
Not at all
Immensely
Very
A little

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Where does added sugar belong?
Definitely hell
Probably hell
Surely heaven
Probably heaven

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What is the fate of licorice?
Hell
Possibly hell
Heaven!
Wherever I'm not

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Just how hellish is cilantro?
Entirely
Not at all
It's heavenly.
A little

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Does chopped liver have a shot at heaven?
Nope
I think so.
I doubt it.
Yes, a good one

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Is hot sauce going someplace hot?
No
Probably
Yes
Maybe

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Hawaii is earthly paradise - but does Hawaiian pizza belong in the non-earthly version of paradise?
No, it is the worst.
Yes, it is the best.
I've never tried it.
Probably, yes

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Mushrooms come out of the dirt. Shall they return to it?
I think so, yes.
No, they're fine.
Yes, they suck.
I hope not; I want them in heaven.

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Curry. Heaven or hell?
Purgatory, to repent
Limbo
Heaven
Hell

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Olives come from a land with many gods and one hell. Are they headed for Olympus, to live with the gods?
They are not.
They surely are.
They probably are.
They might be.

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What is the divine destiny of bleu cheese?
Definitely heaven
Definitely hell
Probably hell
Probably heaven

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Should oysters depart from us into the everlasting fire?
Yes, they are disgusting.
No, they're lovely.
Yes, they're so weird.
No, they can stay.

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Do you place a curse or blessing on mayonnaise?
Blessing
Neither
A little of each
Curse

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Is goat cheese going with the righteous sheep or the sinful goats?
Righteous sheep
Sinful goats
The hard stuff is righteous; the soft is sinful.
It's worse than goats. It's the most hellish of all!

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Are pickles the devil's own cucumbers?
No, they are great.
No, they are fine.
Yes, they are horrible.
Yes, but they are only a little bad.

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Marmite: saint or sinner?
The best saint
The worst sinner
A reasonably decent saint
A redeemable sinner

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Beluga caviar is the food of the rich - but can it fit through the proverbial eye of the needle?
It can't - it is disgusting.
It can - it's delicious.
It can't - it's just glorified salt.
It can - it is a luxury.

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Would dolphin soup be damned?
Yes, it's just so fishy.
No, it's delicious.
Yes, it's unethical.
No, it's a delicacy.

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Is divine redemption coming for beets?
Yes!
No
Maybe
I doubt it.

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Will the angels ever sing alongside white chocolate?
Of course!
I think so.
God, no
Probably not

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Will broccoli repent in time?
It already has.
I hope so.
Broccoli doesn't care either way!
Of course not

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How does St. Peter evaluate coconut milk?
He lets it right in.
He sends it away.
He makes it wait but then lets it in.
He won't even look at it.

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Swiss cheese is full of holes - but is it holy?
It's very holy.
It's the worst.
It's an abomination.
It's a little holy.

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Tofu comes from a culture that doesn't see heaven and hell quite the way some faiths do - but is it going to one of them anyway?
It's going to hell.
I have never tried it because it's so obviously cursed.
It's going to heaven.
It might be.

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Zucchini noodles: which level of Dante's Inferno do they belong in?
They're not going to hell.
First level
Second level
Bottom level

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