Your wedding is one of the happiest days of your life (we hope!). After all the planning and literally everyone you've ever met calling you up to inform you that you're doing it wrong and ought to change it because they did this or that or wish they had and it was Just So Magical (TM), finally the big day has come. Everyone you love has flown, driven, or kayaked from their home to the venue and they all turned out in their best to celebrate your love and promise to back your commitment to love your boo.

Of course, that's not the only thing they're there for, is it? They're also judging you for all those choices they wanted you to make in ways that would be convenient or validating for them. That's because they know that your wedding is a reflection not just of your budget (though that's the main factor) but also of your personality, your values, your preferences, and the nature of your relationship.

While your guests may not explicitly think of it, this also includes your sexual relationship, which is, of course, a mix of your personal proclivities and drive with those of your partner. What does your wedding say about those? Let's find out!