Plan Your Next Birthday Party and We'll Tell You Your Psychological Age

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Plan Your Next Birthday Party and We'll Tell You Your Psychological Age
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About This Quiz

During this quiz, we ask that you disregard your birth certificate! Your psychological age is not the number of candles on your next cake. Your psychological age is how you feel and act. The way you put together your next birthday bash will reveal whether you are older or younger than the number of years you've been on this planet!  As they say, you're as old as you feel! 

From the decor to the food, your next birthday party is completely under your control. There's no fear of Aunt Sally giving you another regifted set of bath bombs or your friends giving you a heart attack by jumping out from behind the curtains when you walk through the door. Your party will be everything you've ever wanted because you are the one that gets to make all the decisions! 

Unless you really want a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey at your next party, you will be granted plenty of opportunities to choose the entertainment. You also get to choose the people you invite. No longer will you have to hide the booze until your uptight relatives leave! 

Plan the biggest bash you will see in your lifetime, and your psychological age will come bubbling to the surface! Are you ready to find out?

Would you invite your mom to your party?
She could come for a while.
She doesn't like my parties.
I would invite her to be polite.
No

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Which party game would you play?
Musical Chairs
Twister
Poker
We will have fun without games.

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What would you rather have than a gift?
I would like money to be donated in my name.
I just want people to show up.
I would rather have a bottle of wine.
I want the gifts.

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What kind of music would you play at your party?
Dance
Rock
Whatever the DJ chooses
Country

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What shape of balloons would you have put up?
I am not keen on balloons.
Stars
Regular balloons
Naughty balloons

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Will there be a party dress code?
People should wear what they feel comfortable wearing.
It will be a costume party.
It would be a more formal affair.
It would be a pool party.

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How would you describe your last birthday party?
Lame
Fun
I can't remember.
Wild

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Will you invite your coworkers?
I would invite all of them.
I would invite some of them.
No, because I don't want my boss to come.
I don't have coworkers.

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What kind of drinks would you serve your guests?
I would have a variety.
Wine
Beer
Ice Cream Punch

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What flavor cake would you choose?
Vanilla
Lemon
Chocolate
Spice

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Which party theme would you rather go with?
'80s
Cowboy
Blacklight
Disney

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What costume would you wear?
Princess/Prince
Zombie
Witch/Wizard
I prefer my birthday suit.

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Who would you never invite to your birthday party?
My ex.
My parents.
My siblings.
My neighbors.

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Which appetizer would you have served to your guests?
Oysters
Potato Skins
Hummus and veggies
Chips and salsa

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What is the youngest age allowed at your party?
5
21
30
18

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What would you like you guests to bring?
Music
Food
Themselves
Booze

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What kind of place will you hold your party?
My backyard.
I'll rent a dance hall.
I will rent a classy restaurant.
We will find a pool.

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Will you have a date for your party?
I'm sure I will.
No, thank you.
My spouse will be my date.
I will have several dates.

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Which fast food joint would you have cater your party?
Jimmy John's
KFC
I would like something classier than fast food.
I'll just have my mom do it.

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Are you as old as you feel?
I guess so.
I feel younger than I am.
I feel older than I am.
I don't define my life by age.

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Which band would you prefer to have play your party?
One Direction
The Beatles
The BeeGees
Mastodon

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How do you hope other people remember your party?
Lit
Fun
Happy
Epic

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Would you send thank you cards for the gifts?
That's a nice idea.
I would thank them personally.
I always send thank you cards.
I don't have time for stuff like that.

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What time of day will your party end?
Mid-evening
It will end by 9.
It will be over by 6.
It will be an all nighter.

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Will you give away door prizes at your party?
Why would I do that?
I might give away something.
That's a great idea.
People are supposed to be giving me things!

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Will your guests wear party hats?
If they want to!
I hope so!
It's not necessary.
Party hats are mandatory!

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Which superhero would you want to attend your party?
Batman
I'm the only superhero my party needs.
Ironman
Wonder Woman

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How would you arrive to your party?
Horse drawn carriage
My car
Limo
Hot air ballon

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Will you send invitations?
I will do an e-vite.
I'll host a Facebook event.
I will send invitations.
I will just tell folks.

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Who would drive intoxicated guests home?
Uber
I would do it.
They got themselves there, they can find a way home.
I would hire a driver.

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