Play a Game of Never Have I Ever and We'll Give You a Stripper Name

By: Ian Fortey

Play a Game of Never Have I Ever and We'll Give You a Stripper Name
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About This Quiz

Of all the drinking and party games in the world, from "Quarters" to "Truth or Dare" to "Beer Pong," none of them are anywhere near as exciting or revealing as "Never Have I Ever." The game has a nice way of digging to the core of someone's innermost thoughts and fears in a fun and exploitative way. 

You can use your turn as a weapon against others if you know or want to know their secrets or you can turn it on yourself and show the room who you really are. It all depends on your personality and, of course, how comfortable you are with the other players. It's like a next-level ice-breaker cutting through pretense like a hot knife through butter. Basically, it exposes the duality inside of all of us; the person we show to the world and the parts we keep hidden. And do you know what else can do that? A good stripper name.

Sure, some people may think stripper names are silly but what are they if not a simple, fun expression of your inner self? This is who you'd be without your guard up. This is the exposed you, literally and figuratively. So why not play a game of "Never Have I Ever" and reveal your stripper name?

Never have I ever danced in high-heels for strangers.
What do you mean by high?
Strangers? No.
Like ... recently?
I have not!

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Never have I ever worn lingerie outside of the bedroom.
Never!
Looks like I'm taking a drink.
Can we get a ruling on what "lingery" is exactly?
Does the dressing room count?

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Never have I ever had any experience with a pole.
I could dance with any prop.
Maybe
I'm not answering this.
Not ever

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Never have I ever tried to make a weird, old '80s song sexy.
You know I have.
Let the '80s die, please.
No, not really
Trick question because they're sexy already!

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Never have I ever wanted an entire room of people to focus on nothing but me.
This depends on who these people are.
I want this all the time.
Sometimes this is definitely what I want.
How many people are in this room?

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Never have I ever paid a cover charge to get into a bar.
Maybe
Once or twice
With my own money? No!
I don't go to bars, so no.

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Never have I ever heard Nine Inch Nails more than once while I was at work.
Nope
This happens more than you'd think.
I'm not sure, actually.
Wait, what?

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Never have I ever ordered a topping on a pizza not because I wanted it but because I knew someone else didn't.
I have not done this.
Who me??
I plead the 5th.
No, who does that?

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Is dating a good friend's ex something you've ever done?
No, I don't think I could.
Once
Yup
Never

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Never have I ever included songs on a playlist I'd be embarrassed to let other people hear.
This does happen sometimes.
Nothing embarrasses me.
Not really?
Oh, man. Yes.

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Remember that this is a judgment-free zone. Have you ever eaten raw hot dogs?
Oh, gross
Heh. Yeah, maybe.
Does poorly cooked count?
I want to say no to this.

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We're talking stripper names here so, you know ... never have I ever been naked in front of strangers.
Like, fully naked?
Yes, I have.
Well, not yet
Never

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Never have I ever called someone a name so foul I'd feel bad if my mom heard me say it.
Not that I can think of
My mom would be cool with all my foul language.
Oh, yeah
Nothing that foul, no

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Never have I ever done the Safety Dance.
I don't think so.
Does it count if I did any dance to that song?
I'm not even sure what that is.
Of course I have!

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Not to get too personal, but have you ever spent the entire day in your pajamas?
Once or twice
Actually, no
All day? I'm not sure about that.
Hasn't everyone?

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Never have I ever eaten an entire container of ice cream by myself.
Those things come in different sizes, you know, so this question is vague.
Like, in one sitting? Hmm ...
Shut up!
Not a whole one

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Never have I ever sat through a movie I hated just to please my significant other.
Hey, it happens.
No, I wouldn't do that.
Not often
Oh, yeah

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Never have I ever pretended to like someone's cooking even though it tasted like bleach.
Sadly, I have had to endure this.
Is that the same as tolerating someone's cooking?
Not in a long time
Ugh. Yes.

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Brace yourself for this one. Never have I ever skipped a shower.
No
Stuff comes up sometimes, so yeah.
Hey, sometimes you're in a rush.
Skipped for how long?

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Never have I ever lied during a job interview.
It's not lying, it's embellishing.
Of course I have.
Ha!
I really haven't.

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Everyone makes poor decisions when they're young, right? Never have I ever stolen something.
I can't remember, really.
Yeah, I have.
Nothing serious
Not even when I was a kid

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Never have I ever thrown the first punch in a fight.
Of course not
Not first but definitely second
You bet I have.
I've never even been in a fight.

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Never have I ever torn someone to shreds on social media.
I'll stand up for myself.
Just people who deserved it
Hey, you gotta lay down the law sometimes.
I wouldn't say that.

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We're getting a little saucy here. Never have I ever sent private pics to someone.
Nothing with my face in it
Of course I have.
It's happened before.
No

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Never have I ever re-gifted a present I didn't like.
I've done this.
Oh come on, you have to do that sometimes.
If I really hate it, I'd probably just toss it.
Nope

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Never have I ever heard a strange noise in the house and immediately thought it might be a horror movie villain.
Nope!
Yeah, well, so what?
I'm an adult, thank you.
Erm. Yes?

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Never have I ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid talking to someone.
Maybe once or twice
Yeah, you have to do this.
I do it all the time.
Nope

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Feel free to consider this one childish, but never have I ever blamed a fart on someone else.
I don't do that sort of thing.
Yeah, I have.
Does the dog count? The dog takes the fall for me constantly.
No!

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Never have I ever canceled plans because I just wanted to lay on the couch and watch Netflix all night.
Not at all
Not for that reason
Maybe not Netflix, but yeah
Yeah, sometimes

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Never have I ever been totally honest in a game of "Never Have I Ever."
Yep
Not ever
I mean ... what does "honest" really mean, anyway?
I'm honest!

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