Play a Game of Never Have I Ever and We’ll Guess Which Branch of the Military You Should Join

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Play a Game of Never Have I Ever and We’ll Guess Which Branch of the Military You Should Join
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About This Quiz

Whether you are simply tempted to know which branch of the military is right for you or you are seriously considering enlisting, we have created the perfect solution! After you play a game of Never Have I Ever, we'll be able to see which branch is the right branch for you. It will be fun, but it will require weapons-grade stamina to make it through to your answer. 

Rather than put you through a battery of military-style aptitude and placement tests, we think playing our game will be more telling. After all, the things you have and the things you have not done in your life have made you who you are! With every Never Have I Ever question you answer, you are showing us the sort of judgment you have exercised throughout your life!

Never have I ever worn combat boots to a birthday party? Never have I ever kissed on the first date? Your responses to questions like this, and a few more intense ones, will tell us the kind of stuff you are made of. Perhaps the most important military skill is judgment, and we're going to see which branch would value yours. Never have I ever taken a quiz to figure out my future? Let's change that. 

Never have I ever made a fire without matches?
That's impossible.
I have done it many times.
I've never tried it.
I haven't, but I could.

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Never have I ever dated a friend's ex?
Guilty!
I'm too honorable to do that.
I've thought about it.
It's too immoral for me.

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Never have I ever gone skinny dipping?
I prefer to swim in the buff.
Negative
I don't know how to swim.
I have once or twice.

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Never have I ever cheated on an exam?
I wouldn't dream of it.
That one time in high school ...
I've glanced at a few answers over someone's shoulder.
I'm too honest to do that.

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Never have I ever gone hiking alone?
It's too dangerous to go alone.
I love solo hikes.
Does that one time I got lost count?
I don't go hiking.

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Never have I ever eaten an MRE?
I would love to try one.
I've eaten many MREs.
They are gross.
Where can I get one?

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Never have I ever bench-pressed my own body weight?
Not even close!
I can press more.
I'm getting there.
I can bench press my pet's weight.

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Never have I ever shot a firearm?
Who hasn't?
I'm a firearm expert.
I've never tried it.
I've shot one a few times.

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Never have I ever worked with children?
No, thank you!
I have worked with kids in the past.
I work with kids now.
Kids are not my thing.

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Never have I ever dressed in camouflage?
I wear a lot of camouflage.
I wear it when I go hunting.
I've never worn camouflage.
I've worn it a few times.

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Never have I ever had to run to save myself?
Not yet!
More than once
Fortunately, I have not.
I've had to run for my life once.

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Never have I ever stayed awake for three days?
I have, and I don't recommend it.
I've stayed awake for two days.
I need my rest.
I've never tried staying awake that long.

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Never have I ever been to Australia?
I have been there once!
I would love to go to Australia.
I've never been to Australia.
I've been to Australia a couple of times.

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Never have I ever jumped off the high dive?
I love jumping off the high dive.
I've been pushed off the high dive.
I don't swim well enough for that.
Heights are not my thing.

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Never have I ever eaten a rare steak?
Well done for me!
I eat bleeding steaks all the time.
Rare is the only way to eat a steak.
I don't eat meat.

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Never have I ever driven a motorcycle?
I don't drive.
I love going out on my motorcycle.
I've been a passenger on one.
I've tried it.

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Never have I ever had a nightmare?
I had them when I was younger.
I've never had a nightmare.
I've had a waking nightmare.
I don't remember my dreams.

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Never have I ever shaved my head?
I do it all the time.
I will when I'm in the military.
I've shaved it in the past.
I wouldn't dare shave my head!

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Never have I ever gone commando?
I do when I don't have any clean laundry.
That's my business.
I've never gone commando.
I hear it's very freeing.

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Never have I ever been fired?
I've never had a job.
I've been fired once.
I've never been fired.
I've quit but never been fired.

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Never have I ever rescued a stray?
I've rescued several strays.
I've adopted a dog.
I've never rescued anything.
I've adopted a cat.

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Never have I ever dressed like a princess?
Of course, I have.
I've dressed like a prince.
No way!
I've worn a dress, but I've never been a princess.

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Never have I ever picked up a hitchhiker?
I picked someone up once.
I helped someone who was broken down.
I would never pick up a hitchhiker.
I haven't, but I probably will someday.

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Never have I ever baked a cake?
I have made cupcakes.
I've baked many cakes.
I've never baked a cake.
I've baked a pizza.

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Never have I ever ironed my clothes?
I always iron my clothes.
The dryer does a better job.
I've ironed a few shirts.
I don't do my own laundry.

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Never have I ever been called tough?
I hear it all the time.
I've been called lots of things, including tough.
Tough isn't a good word for me.
I'm sure I have, but I don't know.

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Never have I ever eaten wild game?
Venison is delicious.
I've tried lots of wild game.
I don't eat animals.
I prefer my game from the grocery store.

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Never have I ever built a computer?
I love building computers.
No, but I've built a structure.
I would love to know how to build computers.
I've tried it once.

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Never have I ever been in a physical altercation?
Once in high school
Never
I've broken up a few fights.
Sadly, I have.

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Never have I ever failed a test?
I've never failed a test!
I've failed a few tests.
I've come really close to failing.
I failed once, and it crushed me.

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