Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess How Many Tattoos and Piercings You Have!

By: Amanda Monell
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess How Many Tattoos and Piercings You Have!
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About This Quiz

For some, piercings and tattoos are like eating potato chips: you can never stop at just one. The first evidence of piercing predates Jesus Christ: the oldest instance of a piercing is on Otzi the Iceman, a mummy discovered in the Alps. The cold weather helped preserve the body enough to show that the earlobes had been pierced as well as stretched.  His age? Archaeologists estimate that he is over 5,300 years old.   

Even older than piercings are tattoos: archaeologists discovered tools that are around 12,000 years old. People from criminals and soldiers to royalty have all been guilty of wearing a little ink from time to time.  

Why do people get tattoos or piercings? For some, it is to celebrate entry into womanhood: in many Indian societies, girls receive piercings when they hit puberty. For others, it is as a sign of rebellion against authority.  And most commonly, it is a form of self-expression that helps give uniqueness to an individual's body.

So the question is, do you think we could guess how many piercings and tattoos you have? One way to find out is to take this quiz!

Would you rather visit a piano bar or a dive bar?
A piano bar for me
It depends on how much money I have; piano bars are expensive!
It depends on the company I'm with, but the piano bar is more my style.
Dive bars are the best!

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Would you rather eat popcorn or candy at the movies?
Candy is a lot less messy than popcorn.
I like candy more.
It depends on what mood I'm in.
I love eating popcorn at the movies.

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Would you rather surf or sunbathe at the beach?
I'd sunbathe.
I'd lounge under an umbrella.
I'd surf if the waves were on the calmer side.
I'd surf.

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Would you rather attend a rock concert or watch a play at the theater?
I think I'd enjoy a concert more than a play.
I'd like to go to the theater.
I'd like to experience a night at the theater.
I would love to rock out!

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Would you rather eat chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Chocolate all the way!
I like fudge marble.
I'll take vanilla with a little chocolate sauce.
I really like vanilla.

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Would you rather watch a football game or play a football game?
I'd watch the game.
I'd be a cheerleader.
I could ref the game.
I'd play.

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Would you rather watch a gory horror movie or a sappy romantic comedy?
I live for horror movies.
I'd rather watch the romantic comedy.
I could stomach a little gore.
I could use a good cry, bring on the romantic comedy.

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Would you rather be trapped in a rainstorm or a snowstorm?
I'd rather be trapped in the rain.
It would depend on what I was wearing.
I'd rather not be trapped at all.
I'd rather be trapped in the snow.

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Would you rather visit the city or the country?
I could visit the country.
If I had to choose, I'd visit the country.
I could go either way.
I'd love the buzz of a city.

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Would you rather play a board game or a video game?
I'd like to play a video game.
It depends on the game.
It depends on who's playing.
I love playing board games.

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Would you rather lick someone's eyeball or suck on someone's earlobe?
Ew.
I'd suck some earlobe.
I'd rather stick with the earlobe, if possible.
I'd lick an eye.

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Would you rather go blind or deaf?
I'd rather go deaf.
I'd rather have neither happen.
If I had to, I'd go deaf.
I guess I'd go blind.

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Would you rather get a color tattoo or a black and white tattoo?
Full color for me.
I'd get a grayscale tattoo.
I'd get a black and white tattoo.
I'd get a tattoo with muted colors.

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Would you rather get a floral or a tribal tattoo?
I'd get a tribal tattoo.
I'd rather not get either.
I guess it would depend on what message I was trying to convey.
I'd get a floral tattoo.

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Would you rather get an eyebrow piercing or a nose piercing?
I don't want either of those piercings.
I'd get a nose piercing.
I'd pierce my eyebrow if it isn't pierced already.
I'd get both done.

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Would you rather get a lobe or industrial piercing?
I'd get an industrial piercing.
I'd get a couple of lobe piercings.
It depends on what's already pierced.
I'd get an ear piercing.

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Would you rather date someone with a criminal past or a compulsive gambler?
I'd rather date a gambler than a criminal.
It depends on if they've sought help for their gambling problem.
It depends on the crime.
I'd take the person with the record.

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Would you rather ride a motorcycle or bicycle?
It depends on the type of motorcycle.
It depends on the weather.
I'd stick with the bicycle.
I love riding motorcycles.

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Would you rather date someone covered in tattoos or someone with a lot of piercings?
I'd date someone with a lot of piercings because they can be removed.
I'd date someone with piercings.
I'd date the person with tattoos.
Can I date both?

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Would you rather get arrested for shoplifting or for disorderly conduct?
It depends on which has the longer charge.
I don't want to get arrested for either!
If I had to choose, I guess I'd get arrested for shoplifting.
I'd get arrested for disorderly conduct.

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Would you rather wear a wedding ring or a wedding tattoo?
I think I'd want to wear a combination of both.
It would depend on the size of the tattoo.
I would wear the tattoo.
I'd wear a ring.

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Would you rather go on a blind date or a job interview?
I'd go on the date.
It would depend on what the job description was.
I'd go on the date, but I'd arrive late because I went to an interview.
I'd go to an interview.

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Would you rather read a biography or a graphic novel?
A graphic novel for me
I'd read a biography with photographs.
I'd read the biography.
I'd read a graphic novel based on a novel.

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Would you rather hang out with Batman or Deadpool?
Batman's loaded, so I know where I'm going!
Deadpool is more my speed.
Batman would be a great guy to hang out with!
Deadpool would kill me with his sense of humor!

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Would you rather wear combat boots or flats to a party?
I'd wear flats.
It depends on the type of party.
It depends on the weather.
I'd wear boots.

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Would you rather see a movie based on a Marvel comic or a DC comic?
I'll watch something based off a Marvel comic.
I like both DC and Marvel comics.
I tend to lean more towards DC.
I'll watch a DC comic movie.

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Would you rather wear shoes with socks or shoes without socks?
I'd go without socks.
It depends on what kind of shoe I'm wearing.
It depends on the weather.
I'd wear socks.

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Would you rather eat steak or tofu?
I'll eat tofu.
I'd eat a steak.
If it is appropriately prepared, I'll eat tofu.
I'll take the steak if it is cooked over an open flame.

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Would you rather drink soda or iced tea?
I'll drink sweet tea.
It depends on the brand of soda.
I'll have a soda.
I'll drink any flavor of iced tea.

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Would you rather wear sunscreen or avoid going out during the summer?
I tend to sleep in the day.
I'll wear sunscreen if I remember.
If I absolutely have to, I'll go out without sunscreen.
I'm bathing myself in sunscreen before I go out.

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