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Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Your Bedroom IQ

By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 min

Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Your Bedroom IQ

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About This Quiz

You might have heard of standard IQ tests, but did you know that modern technology now offers us a bedroom IQ test? That's right! What's even better is that it can be done through a fun game of "Would You Rather." There's no need to sit through a boring questionnaire or to have yourself hooked up to a bunch of mind-reading electrodes when you can have a little fun with us!

As we challenge your decision-making skills throughout this game, we will gather tiny, little piece of information about your bedroom prowess. Are you the animal instinct type that goes for it, or are you the reserved type that reads your partner's every sigh? After this game of "Would You Rather," we'll be able to place you on the scale of bedroom IQ.

Although the scoring of the bedroom IQ test is quite similar to standard IQ tests, we guarantee that our quiz is a lot more fun. By choosing the things you would and would rather not do, you'll give a lot away about yourself. Most importantly, you'll give away the amount of smarts you have between the sheets. If you're ready to play, we're ready to pay up with intelligent points!

Would you rather kiss and tell or keep it to yourself?

I prefer to keep it to myself.

I kiss and tell my best friends.

It depends on the encounter.

It depends on the other person.

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Would you rather date your boss or be single forever?

I'll take singlehood.

I would go out with my boss.

Can I pick another coworker?

I'll take a date and being single.

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Would you rather have a one-night stand or a friend with benefits?

I prefer a relationship.

I'll take the one-night stand.

You can sign me up for both.

I'll take the friend with benefits.

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Would you rather be the dominant or the submissive one?

It depends on my partner.

I am the more submissive one.

I would rather be the dominant one.

I can go either way.

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Would you rather get laid in a car or in a truck?

I would rather get laid in a bed.

I'll take the truck.

I don't mind getting laid anywhere.

I like getting laid in a car.

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Would you rather pay for a date or split it?

I like to pay for it.

I think my date should pay.

It depends on how the date goes.

I would prefer to split it.

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Would you rather take chocolate sauce or whipped cream into the bedroom?

I'll pass on the food.

I'll have one of each.

I'll take the chocolate sauce.

Give me the whipped cream.

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Would you rather watch a porn or make your own movie?

I'll pass on both.

I prefer to make my own movies.

I prefer to watch porn.

I like them both equally.

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Would you rather have morning fun or an afternoon delight?

Any time of day is good for me.

I prefer morning fun.

I like evening fun best.

I prefer afternoon delights.

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Would you rather go on a blind date or let your friends fix you up?

I would rather find my own date.

I would rather let my friends fix me up.

I'm not on the dating market.

I would rather go on a blind date.

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Would you rather go to a strip club or a nude beach?

I'll take a week at both places.

I prefer the strip club.

I'll pass on both.

The nude beach sounds good to me.

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Would you rather have a noisy partner or a quiet one?

There's a time and place for both.

I prefer noisy partners.

It depends on how things are going.

I prefer quiet partners.

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Would you rather have the lights on or off?

I'm fine with either.

I would rather have them on.

It depends on the time of day.

I would rather have them off.

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Would you rather be on the top or on the bottom?

I would rather not tell you.

I'm good with either position.

I prefer the top.

I like the bottom more.

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Would you rather use handcuffs or silk ties?

I'm down with both.

I prefer handcuffs.

I prefer silk ties.

That stuff is not for me.

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Would you rather have an ice cube or hot wax put on your skin?

Sign me up for both!

I'll take the ice cube.

I'll pass on both.

I'll have the hot wax, please.

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Would you rather use Tinder or meet people at a club?

There's nothing wrong with either method.

I prefer Tinder.

I prefer a different dating app.

I prefer meeting people face-to-face.

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Would you rather go on a romantic dinner or a wild fling?

I prefer romance followed by a wild time.

I prefer wild flings.

I prefer a fun date.

I would like a romantic dinner.

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Would you rather have sex in space or in a submarine?

Space sex sounds cool.

I have no objections to either location.

I would prefer the submarine.

I'm good with my bedroom.

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Would you rather have a steamy dream about your best friend or about the president?

I'll take my best friend.

Can all of us be in the dream?

I'll take the presidential hookup.

I think I'll pass on this question.

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Would you rather take a cold shower or use your imagination?

I can do both!

I'll use my imagination.

Cold showers work for me.

I'm not sure I understand.

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Would you rather have a cigarette or a nap afterwards?

Cigarettes are gross.

I would rather have a sandwich.

I would rather have a nap.

I would rather get dressed and go home.

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Would you rather fall in love or play the field?

I am in love.

I would rather play the field.

I would rather fall in love.

I would just like a nice person to hang out with.

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Would you rather be known as a prude or as promiscuous?

I don't care what others think!

I would rather be known for my bedroom skills.

I don't want to be known as either.

I would rather be known as a prude.

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Would you rather eat ribs or crab legs on a first date?

I would rather make totally different choices.

I would rather have the crab legs.

I prefer the ribs.

If I'm on a date, I'm ordering steak.

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Would you rather cuddle on the couch or cuddle in the bed?

I'll cuddle anywhere.

Cuddling is too hot.

I would rather cuddle in bed.

Couch cuddling is the best.

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Would you rather tell a crush how you feel or keep it to yourself?

I believe in being straightforward.

I keep it to myself.

It depends on the crush.

I let it play out as it should.

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Would you rather get married tomorrow or be single forever?

I'm already married.

I would rather stay single.

It depends who I'm marrying.

I would rather be able to play the field.

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Would you rather get busy at work or at a fast food restaurant?

There's nothing wrong with either place.

I would prefer to get busy at work.

I would prefer a more upscale restaurant.

I would prefer the fast food bathroom.

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Would you prefer to call it the horizontal hula or the nasty?

Both terms are gross.

I prefer the nasty.

I prefer the horizontal hula.

I prefer to call it what it is!

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