Play Disney Channel “Would You Rather” and We'll Guess Your Age
By: Ian Fortey
10 min
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About This Quiz
Do you know how long the Disney Channel has been around? It's kind of crazy that it's been around since 1983! Way back then they didn't have anywhere near the number of shows they have now, though. They did a few original movies and sort of just replayed a lot of older Disney content for families. It wasn't until the 1990s and then into the 2000s that they really started making a lot of shows just for the channel, stuff that was actually interesting to watch and not just the same old thing over and over again. That's when things got interesting and shows like "Lizzie McGuire," "Even Stevens," and "That's So Raven" showed up.
So yeah, it took Disney a few years to figure things out but when they did they made a lot of shows that pretty much everyone remembers. Even if you didn't like them all, you probably at least know most of them and we bet that there's a good chance we can figure out how old you are based on nothing more than how you'd handle some "would you rather" based around your favorite Disney Channel shows. Think it sounds crazy? One way to find out! Take the quiz...or would you rather not know?
Would you rather live your life with unclear visions of the future like "That's So Raven" or unpredictable magic like "Wizards of Waverly Place?"
I could make some good money off of knowing the future.
That magic stuff seems kind of dangerous tbh.
What good are visions of the future if they're all confusing AF, right?
Family can help you through a lot of stuff, right? Or they can be a pain. Would you rather be a part of the Duncan family on "Good Luck Charlie" or the Rooney family on "Liv and Maddie?"
Both of those shows have annoying brothers, so neither?
The Duncan fam jam seem like a lot of fun, I choose them.
Everyone knows what it feels like to be left out sometimes. Would you rather be the Jonas brother (or sister) who couldn't sing or the Russo family member who couldn't do magic?
Lots of singers have siblings who can't sing, probably. This is fine.
Magic is weird anyway, so I'd rather not worry about it.
The mom on Wizards didn't have magic and she was the most normie one! I pick no magic.
Your parents are supposed to give you good advice but sometimes it's sort of not good? Would you rather get dad advice from the dad on "Good Luck Charlie" or "Girl Meets World?"
Wait, what kind of advice are we talking about?
But isn't all sitcom dad advice bad advice?
"Good Luck Charlie" dad is clearly funnier and probably has funnier advice. Facts.
By dad standards, Corey Matthews is gucci. I pick "Girls Meets World."
You never get to choose how reality goes usually. Would you rather deal with serious issues like "Andi Mack" or crazy ones like "Wizards of Waverly Place?"
At least I know how reality works, give me serious stuff.
Sometimes serious is better, maybe? I pick serious stuff.
Did you know that the guy who played Jackson on Hannah Montana was born in 1977? Would you rather find out your best friend was way older than you thought or way younger?
Are you serious? Nevermind the question, that blew my mind.
Families aren't always on the same page so would you rather your parents were spies and you were just regular or you were a spy and your parents were just normal?
I'd kind of like to see a different side to my parents so sure, let them be spies.
Wait, why are any of us spies?
Being a spy is big stress. Nah.
I already wish my parents were normal so let's pick that one.
Sometimes it's not where you are but who you're with. Would you rather have a luxury suite alone at the Tipton on Suite Life or a drafty cabin with all your friends on "Bunk'd?"
So you're saying my friends can't visit the hotel? That's a bad rule.
I want room service! I pick the Suite Life.
I'm just sleeping there, right? I'll stay in the hotel then see my friends during the day.
It's hard to deal with other people's stuff sometimes. Would you rather your sister was a super famous singer like on "Hannah Montana" or your dad worked for the President like on "Cory in the House?"
I think my sister being famous would affect me less.
I feel like both of those would be fine, really.
Keep me away from politics!
I don't think I could handle my sister getting all that attention.
Lots of people on the Disney Channel have some crazy lives. Would you rather give up some privacy for fame or give up some irresponsibility for special powers?
Like spy powers? Superpowers? Magic powers? I need more info!
So you're saying the powers would make me have to be more responsible? That's a tough call.
If I had powers couldn't I get famous for that? Give me power!
I could handle losing privacy to get some fame for sure.
There's no reason to think this would turn out badly. Would you rather eat dinner cooked by Zack and Cody or test drive an invention made by Phineas and Ferb?
Fewer supervillains at dinner, so I pick that.
I do like inventions so...
Don't all of Phineas and Ferb's inventions get destroyed? Dinner time!
How is this a choice? I'm going for the test drive!
How do you like to spend your time, anyway? Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with Rico from "Hanna Montana" or take a road trip with the kids from "Jessie?"
I don't want any of these things.
How long are these things going on?
I don't like the idea of being stuck on an elevator with anyone, so...