Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Your Favorite NFL Team
By: Ian Fortey
9 min
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About This Quiz
There are 32 teams in the National Football League, and every single one of them has a huge contingent of fans. Some teams have a legacy dating back a century at this point, and their fandom is hard earned over generations. Other teams are newer and have had to win fans either by proving their mettle on the gridiron or, in some cases, making those strategic decisions to draw in the best players from elsewhere in the league. And of course, some teams draw in fans based entirely on geography. If you live in Chicago, you love the Bears. It's that simple. Or is it?
NFL fandom can be a fickle thing, but there are the diehard fans out there who are loyal to their team no matter what. Fairweather fans come and go, but these fans are in it for the long haul. We're willing to bet that if you're a serious fan of at least one team in the NFL, we can figure out just who it is. And the method by which we will achieve this remarkable feat? A simple game of "would you rather." Now be honest, would you rather go through your life not knowing if we can guess your favorite NFL team, or will you take the quiz?
If you won a big cash prize would you rather have 75% of the money immediately or 100% paid out over five years?
I think I need that cash right now.
Getting money every year? I can handle that.
I'm in this for the long haul, I'll take the five years.
That's a tough call. I think I'll take the immediate cash.
Relationships are never easy. Would you rather catch your partner cheating on you after they did it just a few times, or have it go on for years and you never find out?
I'd rather know!
I'll take never knowing.
You need some trust and honesty, so I'd want to know.
It's totally going to be a rough day at work. Would you rather work for eight hours listening to an annoying mystery sound, or smelling a disgusting mystery smell?
Absolutely the sound
Like a really disgusting smell? I'll take the sound.
I'd get used to the smell, right?
How bad could it smell? I'd still be able to concentrate.
Reality can be hard to handle sometimes. Would you rather live a life of luxury in a virtual reality simulation, or live a life of ups and downs in the real world?
I can handle disappointment. Give me the real world.
Hey, if it seems real, then the virtual world sounds great.
For all I know I already live in a simulation, so I pick virtual reality.
Your personal chef is maybe not as good as he said he was. Would you rather eat boring, flavorless food for the rest of your life, or incredibly spicy food for every meal?
I love spice, bring it on.
Spicy for every meal would kill me. I'll go bland.