Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Tell You Which Greek Goddess You Are

By: Allison Lips
Estimated Completion Time
7 min
Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Tell You Which Greek Goddess You Are
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About This Quiz

Greek mythology is complex and contains a seemingly endless number of stories about its gods and goddesses. Each goddess personified certain traits and became known for what they protected. For example, Hera is the queen of the gods, but she is also the goddess of women and marriage. Aphrodite is a bit more lustful, and she is the goddess of beauty and love. Not all goddesses focus on love and lust, however. Artemis is the goddess of hunting and animals, whereas Athena is the goddess of wisdom and defense. 

The above goddesses are also part of the Twelve Olympians, who traditionally reside on Mount Olympus. However, they are far from the only goddesses mentioned in Greek mythology. Hebe is the goddess of youth. Demeter is the goddess of the harvest and mother of Persephone, who is simultaneously the goddess of the underworld and rebirth. Nike is the goddess of victory. And Eirene is the goddess of peace. These are only a few of the goddesses the Ancient Greeks worshiped and looked to for guidance. 

These goddesses all have strong feelings, are passionate about who they are and what they stand for, and have complicated relationships with each other. In fact, the Greek goddesses all sound human. Take this quiz to find out which Greek goddess you most identify with! 

Would you rather go on a date with someone rude or someone unintelligent?
Probably someone unintelligent
Probably someone rude
Definitely rude
Definitely unintelligent

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Would you rather be banished to the Australian Outback or Siberia?
Definitely Australian Outback
Probably Siberia
Definitely Siberia. I'd become friends with the wild dogs.
Probably the Australian Outback. I don't tolerate the cold well.

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Would you rather lose your credit card or your cell phone?
Credit card, because I can always borrow money from my date
Credit card, because I need my cell phone access to the internet to learn
Cell phone, because I'd rather not deal with people
Cell phone, because it gives me an excuse to get the newest one

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Would you rather only be allowed to answer every question with "yes" or every question with "no"?
Yes
Yes?
It's easier to say no.
No

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Would you rather find out you're attending a math class taught by Kim Kardashian or Britney Spears?
Britney Spears, because we can talk about her relationship with JT
Britney Spears, because it sounds better than Kim
Kim Kardashian, I guess.
Kim Kardashian, because she seems like a smart business woman and I want to find out for myself

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Would you rather eat tuna eyeballs or a tarantula?
Tarantula
Tuna eyeballs
I guess tuna eyeballs, because tarantulas are cute when you get to know them.
Tuna eyeballs seem more sane.

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Would you rather listen to "It's a Small World After All" or the "Macarena" for 24 hours straight?
"It's a Small World After All," because I like to think that's true
The "Macarena" by Los Del Rio, because I can dance until I'm exhausted
"It's a Small World After All," because I love Disney
The "Macarena," because it's the lesser of two evils

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Would you rather have to eat only chicken nuggets or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the rest of your life?
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, because I can split it in half for some variety
Chicken nuggets
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Chicken nuggets, because they're less messy

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Would you rather be a bat guano collector or a sewer inspector?
Bat guano collector, because that seems less gross with gloves
Sewer inspector, because that seems more necessary
Bat guano collector, because at least I'd be around animals
Sewer inspector, because it sounds more interesting

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Would you rather your neighbors play death metal or techno loudly at 1:00 in the morning?
Techno, because it's less violent
Death metal, because it's more interesting
Death metal, because the darkness helps me appreciate life
Techno, because it gets me pumped for exercising

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Would you rather only being able to read "Finnegans Wake" or "The Cat in the Hat" for the rest of your life?
"The Cat in the Hat," because I need something simple in my life
"Finnegans Wake," because it's a puzzle that I can analyze
"The Cat in the Hat," because I can read it out loud to my dogs and pretend they understand
"Finnegans Wake," because I like a good challenge

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Would you rather compete in the decathlon or in all-around gymnastics at the Olympics?
Gymnastics, because it's more artistic
Decathlon, because each event is different
Gymnastics, because I can use my parkour skills
Decathlon, because track and field is less subjective

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Would you rather take a 24-hour personality test or a 24-hour endurance test?
A 24-hour personality test, because it will help me understand myself and others
A 24-hour personality test, because I'm a complex person
A 24-hour endurance test, because I'll tolerate it better
A 24-hour endurance test, because it's more challenging

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Would you rather only being allowed to go on Twitter or use Snapchat?
Snapchat, because I can get to know those close to me better
Twitter, because I can find out more on it
Snapchat, because there are more photos of nature on it
Twitter, because I have a large following

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Would you rather lick envelopes or roll pennies for five days straight?
Lick envelopes, because I imagine the look on the receiver's face
Lick envelopes, because I still value the written word
Roll pennies, because it seems less wasteful
Roll pennies, because I can make it a competition

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Would you rather wear the same socks every day or a paper bag over your head?
Sight is how I appreciate the world, so I'll wear the same socks.
The paper bag, because I'm not a big people person
The same socks, because I don't want to scare my dog
I'll take the paper bag.

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Would you rather be born in the future or the past?
The past, because people appreciated beauty more
The future, because we'll have easier access to knowledge
The past, because I don't need computers to enjoy life
The future, because it'll be easier to track all my competitions

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Would you rather always whisper or always scream when you speak?
Always whisper, because it's soothing
Always whisper, because I spend a lot of time at the library anyway
Always scream, because then I'll be able to intimidate a lion
Always scream, because I am a warrior

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Would you rather have no one pay attention to you, even when you speak, or have everyone know who you are?
Everyone know who I am, so it'll be easier to have conversations
No one pay attention to me, because I don't need them anyway
No one pay attention to me, because I like getting lost in the crowd
Everyone know who I am, because I am the best

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Would you rather have hypersensitive hearing or touch?
Touch, because it's how I connect with people
Touch, because I want to be able to get lost in my own thoughts
Hearing, because then I'll be able to appreciate the small things
Hearing, because I will know when I'm in danger

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Would you rather have to travel only by unicycle or walk slower than a snail?
Walk slower than a snail, because then I can find out how much patience my partners have
Only be able to travel by unicycle, because everyone thinks I'm quirky anyway
Walk slower than a snail, because then I'll be forced to appreciate Earth's natural beauty
Only be able to travel by unicycle, because it's another skill I can be the best at

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Would you rather lose all your apps or all your contacts when your phone crashes?
My apps, because I need my contacts
My contacts, because I see the people who matter every day
My contacts, because I don't want to lose my photos
My apps, because I can track down new ones

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Would you rather repeat preschool or high school?
High school, because I was young and in love
Preschool, because the world was a new place
Preschool, because I could talk to the animals and people didn't think I was crazy
High school, because I was top dog

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Would you rather shop at Target or Walmart for the rest of your life?
Walmart, because the grocery section is bigger and I always make dinner
Target, because it has more books and movies
Walmart, because it has more stuff
Target, because it's better

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Would you rather appear on "Survivor" or "Fear Factor"?
"Survivor," because I could find love on the island
"Fear Factor," because it takes less time and I want to get back to my books
"Survivor," because I am one with nature
"Fear Factor," because I have no fears

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Would you rather learn how to cook Chinese or Italian food, if learning meant you could only eat that cuisine from now on?
Italian, but I'd keep to the salads
Chinese, because I don't like tomatoes
Chinese, because there's more variety
Italian, because I'd be more likely to get a Michelin star

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Would you rather visit the bottom of the Mariana Trench or the top of Mount Everest?
The top of Mount Everest, because I love the snow
The bottom of the Mariana Trench, because there's more opportunity to learn new things
The bottom of the Mariana Trench, because I'll discover new sea life
The top of Mount Everest, because it's a life goal

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Would you rather have to use only a spoon or only a knife for the rest of your life?
A spoon, because it seems more practical
A knife, because I can drink out of a bowl if I have to
A knife, because I'm a hunter
A spoon

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Would you rather live in the Star Trek universe or the Star Wars universe?
Star Wars
Star Trek, because it appeals to my rational side
Star Trek
Star Wars, because I'd defeat the dark side

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Would you rather have a tattoo with the names of all your exes or a corporate logo for a company you don't like?
My exes, because I still love them
A corporate logo, because I'm assuming there'd be some sort of benefit
My exes, because at least they mean something to me
A corporate logo, because life is a competition

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