Pretend to Be Rich AF and We'll Guess What Disney Princess You Are!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pretend to Be Rich AF and We'll Guess What Disney Princess You Are!
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About This Quiz

Princess Moolah isn't part of the Disney lineup, but she totally should be. An accounting of the Disney Princess' wealth shows that they are all pretty darn minted. One Disney princess earns her wealth from nothing: Tiana becomes a successful entrepreneur. Generally, wealthier are the inheritors, who might not earn it but surely show they're going to use it wisely: Elsa (a princess before she became queen) has an entire kingdom, and can make new palaces at the swish of a hand. Pocahontas hails from a culture that holds land in community ownership, but she is the heir to control a large swath of Virginia. Moana is going to run an entire island - plus, she has an honest to God fleet of seafaring vessels. Likewise, Rapunzel inherits a whole kingdom. 

On the "marrying money" side, Ariel is the youngest daughter of the sea king, meaning her inheritance is likely modest, but she marries Prince Eric, whose kingdom by the sea appears pretty extensive and includes a huge castle. Likewise, Belle marries a man whose library alone is a palace, and to make it even better, it's in France, which is pretty darn gorgeous. Cinderella marries a man with the finest Bavarian architecture you've ever seen, and she even has an unpaid rodent workforce so that she can maximize her spending elsewhere.

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) has all of them beat, of course, as she both inherits AND marries, meaning she has two kingdoms. The only Disney princess who has more money is Princess Jasmine. Absent any brothers, she's the heir to Agrabah, a city in Arabia; hence she's sitting on billions in oil wealth. No wonder everyone wants to marry her!

It's time to spend that princess money, and we'll see which of these wealthy ladies you're most like!

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How many fabulous designer dresses do you buy?
None.
A couple.
Many.
All of them.

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Custom bra Do you get custom bras?
Honestly, I do not need those.
A couple, just for special occasions.
Of course.
Corsets, you mean.

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Travel luxurious How much do you spend on travel?
A lot - I love boats and ships.
A lot at first - I never had the means before.
Millions on my jet.
Quite a lot on fancy cars but otherwise, not too much.

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Yacht What's your yacht like?
Which one? I have several.
I don't have a yacht.
It's so big it has its own smaller yacht.
Just a small pleasure craft.

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House maid How big an army of staff do you have in your home?
I don't, I like doing things for myself.
Half a dozen or so.
I don't know, I have a person who manages them.
Including mice? Dozens.

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Doing makeup How long do you spend grooming every day?
No time.
Enough to look smart.
An hour or so.
More than an hour.

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Professional Massage What luxury beauty treatment do you enjoy?
Foot spa with the little fish who nibble off the dead skin.
Massage.
Keratin for my hair.
Facial.

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Horse sunset How many horses do you have?
None.
Two.
Dozens, in my racing stable.
A dozen or so.

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Art piece What sort of art do you buy?
Local art I find at markets.
Diverse art from various cultures.
Whatever is most expensive.
Old Masters.

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Fancy food What's your biggest food expense?
Importing interesting foreign foods.
I like trying all the restaurants, whether pricey or not.
Alcohol is banned in my country, so I have to fly abroad for it.
Fine wine.

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Party host What sort of parties do you throw?
Beach parties.
Cookouts.
Massive raves that last for days.
Balls and house parties.

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Private jet interior What's your preference when it comes to air travel?
I don't like it; I prefer ships.
I love flying business, anything more is a waste.
I prefer my private jet, of course.
I fly first, naturally.

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Statement necklace What sort of statement necklaces do you enjoy?
Shells and beads.
Blingy ones with cool stories behind them.
Gold with large rocks.
Diamonds.

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House sold For which family members will you buy a house?
I will help fund all sorts of houses for the community.
My mom.
All of them, honestly.
They can all live with me. I have space.

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Beautiful boardwalk What sort of landscape will you live in?
Tropical islands.
Beautiful wetlands.
Vast deserts.
Soaring mountains.

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Bora Bora Where will you vacation?
Different islands!
Everywhere!
Europe.
Somewhere exotic like the Maldives.

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Dinner food club What club will you be a member of?
The local boules club. I have simple tastes.
A foodie club.
One for oligarchs who run everything.
One that has passes to all the fashion weeks.

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volunteer charity What local charity will you support?
One that ensures everyone has food.
One that provides scholarships for gifted poor kids.
One that provides housing for orphans.
One that helps girls escape abusive homes, and also animal shelters.

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Beach clean up What global charity will you support?
Ocean clean-up.
Racial justice.
Refugees.
Habitat conservation.

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apartment decor What soft furnishings do you lavish the cash on?
Wall hangings.
Tablecloths and curtains.
Carpets.
Sofas.

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Boss employee Who is your best-paid employee?
They all make about the same.
My restaurant manager.
My vizir.
My head mouse.

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Expensive car What sort of car do you drive?
I don't drive, I cycle.
A nice electric one.
I don't drive. I have people who drive me in a limo.
Ferrari.

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Personal trainer What sort of personal trainer do you have?
One who teaches me how to lift. I want to be strong!
Yoga instructor.
One who teaches martial arts.
Jazzercise.

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nutrition/diet Do you hire a nutritionist or dietician?
Yes, it's easy to get a vitamin deficiency or excess where I live.
No, I know how to eat healthily.
Yes, I could stand to gain some muscle mass.
Yes, I want to stay slim.

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Work life Would you still work?
Of course, I have a responsibility.
Yes, I love my work.
Probably, I did only just get to start doing it.
No, I hate my job.

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King of mountains Would you ever consider giving all your money away and running off to live a simpler life?
I'd probably actually do that.
Yes, frequently.
I would, but I would not do it.
No.

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fancy nail salon How often would you get a fancy manicure and pedicure?
Rarely.
Monthly.
Weekly.
Every other day.

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Planning trip What outrageous once-in-a-lifetime trip would you take?
I'd go to the mainland!
I'd go to Europe.
I'd go to Antarctica.
I'd go to Easter Island or somewhere really unexpected.

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Artist What sort of artist would you patronize?
Painters
Chefs
Writers
Sculptors

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Spending money Would you still feel weird about spending money even though you had plenty?
Yes, definitely.
Sometimes.
No.
Only rarely.

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