Pretend to Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Be Able to Tell Your Exact Age!

By: Teresa M.

Pretend to Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Be Able to Tell Your Exact Age!
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About This Quiz

It's not that we get better at drinking as we get older! It's that we get better at being drunk. Think back to some of the things you used to do during some of your first parties. Would you be caught dead doing those things now? Step up to our virtual keg, and tell us how you would have acted during a few drunken scenarios. From there, we'll be able to determine your exact age! 

Are you responsible enough to order a water at last call, or would you already be home in bed? Unless you are really mature for your age, you would probably be there for the last call. In fact, you might even order a shot of tequila before you head off to the late-night diner. The kinds of things you are most likely to do when you are drunk point to your maturity. While we realize it's not the same thing as your age, your skill at doing the walk of shame might just give you away! 

Tell us how many times you've called off with a hangover and we'll tell you if you are in your 20s or 30s because even the kind of drinks can give your age away. Give us a chance! You're sure to get a laugh. 

Which liquor do you like the most?
Jagermeister.
Whiskey.
Scotch.
Vodka.

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Which kind of beer would you order at a brewery?
Ale.
Pilsner.
IPA.
Stout.

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You've had a few drinks alone and you start thinking about your ex. What do you do?
I send a text.
I call a friend.
I go to bed.
I try giving my ex a call.

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How do you deal with hangovers?
I have a hair of the dog to help combat the severity of the hangover.
I have a greasy breakfast.
I don't drink enough to have a hangover.
I call off work and go back to sleep.

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Your coworker wants to go out on a Wednesday night. How much will you drink?
I'll drink as much as I want.
I'll have a drink or two.
I'll pass and go home.
I'll catch a nice buzz.

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You've had a few drinks and your boss calls wanting you to tend to an emergency. What do you do?
I would go right in. No one will notice.
I would ask for time to have some coffee.
I would be honest and let them know that I wasn't able to go in.
I would have a meal and take my time getting there.

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How many one-night stands have you had?
A few.
One or two.
None.
I've lost count.

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Where would you grab some food after a night on the town?
Waffle House.
A food truck.
I would whip something up at home.
Taco Bell.

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What would you order for last call?
A shot of whiskey.
A beer.
Water.
A gin & tonic.

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What would you do with a friend who is too drunk to drive, but keeps insisting?
I would call cab for them.
I would let the bartender know.
I would walk home with them.
I would take their keys.

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How much wine can you drink in an evening?
Two bottles.
Half a bottle.
A glass or two.
I can drink a whole bottle.

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Someone passes you a joint at a party, what do you do?
I puff and pass.
I politely decline.
I find another group to hang out with.
I giggle for the rest of the night.

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You feel like you have to vomit on your way home, what do you do?
I roll down the passenger window and let it fly.
I have the driver pull over.
I'm walking so I find the nearest trash can.
I use an old fast food cup.

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Which snack are you most likely to have while drinking?
Jalapeno poppers.
Peanuts.
Pizza.
Hot Wings.

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Who are you most likely to drunk dial?
My ex.
My mom.
My sibling.
My best friend.

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What is the most embarrassing thing you have done while drunk?
I puked in my friend's car.
I woke up with a stranger.
I sang some awful karaoke.
I got arrested.

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You've had a few drinks and your friend dares you to streak. Do you do it?
Heck yeah!
No, but I'll video them while they do it.
No way.
If it's not a populated area, I might do it.

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Someone hits on your sweetheart at the bar: what do you do?
I would confront them.
I would move closer to my date.
I would know my partner can handle it.
I would kiss my partner in front of them.

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What are you most likely to forget at a bar?
My relationship.
My wallet.
My phone.
My problems.

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Which drinking movie do you like most?
"The Hangover."
"Leaving Las Vegas."
"Beerfest."
"Barfly."

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Are you a happy drunk?
I'm always happy!
I'm happy until I drink too much.
Drinking relaxes me.
I'm usually a happy drunk.

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What mixed drink would you like to try?
A fuzzy navel.
A Long Island iced tea.
A Manhattan.
A Jager Bomb.

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Are you a good dancer when you've been drinking?
I am a great dancer when I'm drinking.
I have to be drinking to dance.
I am good dancer even when I'm sober.
I can bust some moves after a couple of beers.

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Which drunken decision do you regret most?
I got in a fight.
I upset a loved one.
I cheated on my significant other.
I drove home when I should not have driven.

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Which activity do you enjoy most while drinking?
Dancing.
Socializing.
Watching the game.
Hearing bands.

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Your best friend wants you to go for a drink at 9 a.m., do you go?
Of course!
I go along, but order soda.
I politely decline.
I love day drinking!

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Pretend you are drunk and lost, how do you get home?
I hitch a ride.
I call someone.
I get some food, and ask the address.
I call an Uber.

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What party theme would you like most?
Beach.
Sports.
Costume.
Disney.

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Which character from "Cheers" are you most like?
Rebecca Howe.
Woody Boyd.
Sam Malone.
Carla Tortelli.

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If drinking were a degree, which one would you have?
Undergrad.
Masters.
Ph.D.
Vocational.

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