Pretend You’re a Vampire and We’ll Guess Your Blood Type

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pretend You’re a Vampire and We’ll Guess Your Blood Type
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About This Quiz

Do you know how long vampires have been around? Bram Stoker only played around with the stories he already knew about when he wrote "Dracula" and made the vampire world famous. But before he came along, there had been stories about fiendish undead feasting on the blood of the living for literally thousands of years. They may not have always been called vampires, but the general idea was there. And before Stoker, they were never particularly seductive.

After Stoker, the vampire became a mysterious, dark figure who could blend into the world at large. Not a ghoul who smelled of the grave, it was an aristocrat! The vampire became an almost heroic figure, at times being sympathetic and enviable. Just look at the word of Anne Rice, or the "Twilight" series. 

The world of vampires is cooler and more popular than ever. Why wouldn't you want to try it out, if only for just a little while? Take a few moments to spread those bat wings of yours and tell us what kind of vampire you'd be, and we'll let you know just what kind of blood is pumping through your veins right now. Just take the quiz and see for yourself.

It's all fine and good to be a human-looking vampire, but transformations are cooler. What can you turn into?
A bat
A wolf
Kind of a demonic thing
Smoke

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Do you have a human minion to do your dirty work for you?
A Renfield? Yes, I do.
I have some worshippers.
I don't need anyone like that.
I have a minion but it's not human.

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What's your opinion of garlic?
No Italian food for me, thanks.
It makes my skin crawl.
It does nothing to me.
That's just an old wive's tale.

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How much holy water is going to be too much holy water?
Even a drop burns!
It only counts if it was blessed by someone who believes.
Holy water does nothing.
I'm fine with holy water.

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Is there another kind of monster you'd like to go toe-to-toe with?
Werewolf
Frankenstein
Aliens
Zombies

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Do you kill your victims or just take enough to sustain yourself?
They have to die.
I just need a little.
Depends on my mood.
I turn my victims.

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Are you able to cross running water?
I cannot.
Why would that be a problem?
Of course
There's nowhere I can't go.

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Are you able to make new vampires whenever you like?
A bite is all it takes.
They need to drink my blood after I drink theirs.
I can just infect whoever I like.
I'm the only one of my kind that I know of.

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Do you sleep in a coffin?
Of course!
I just need to be someplace dark.
I have a bed. It's nice.
I don't even sleep.

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What happens when you're exposed to sunlight?
I burst into flames.
I turn to dust.
I sear like a steak.
I explode.

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Are you a new vampire or one of those super ancient ones?
I'm extremely old.
I've been around for a hundred years or so.
Brand new
Just a few decades old

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Do you have your personal Van Helsing/Buffy trying to kill you?
Of course!
I have already slain my nemesis.
There's always someone out there.
No one knows about me yet.

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How many fangs do you have in that mouth of yours anyway?
Just the two canines
Four canines
I have dozens.
Lots of 'em

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Do you live alone or do you have a vampire posse to keep you company?
I have some vampire companions.
We're a whole vampire family.
I have a coven.
I'm a bit of a loner.

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Do you have an ultimate goal for your afterlife?
I want to love.
To people the world with vampires
To destroy humanity
I just want to keep living.

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So how does your vampirism work anyway?
It's an ancient curse.
Dark magic
Parasites
No one knows.

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Where are you spending your time when the sun is up?
In my castle
In a dark club
In an underground lair
I can walk around in the daylight. I have sunscreen.

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Suppose you fall asleep with the oven on and the house catches fire. Is that fatal for you?
It could be, for a while.
That'll probably kill me.
I can get through a fire.
I'm not sure.

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Is seduction one of the tricks you have up your sleeve?
Definitely
I may have some mind control abilities.
I have no need for that.
That's not really my style.

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Do you have any unexpected weaknesses?
Compassion
Decapitation
I suffer from arithmomania.
Drowning

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Any good hunter needs to choose the right hunting grounds. Where do you plan to stalk your prey?
Anywhere I have to.
Downtown in a big city
Everywhere
On the fringes of society

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Are you the kind of vampire that hunts specific victims or will any old bag of blood do?
I have a very specific target in mind.
One jugular's as good as the next.
I'm hunting everyone.
I'm not out to ruin anyone's life specifically.

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Silver kills werewolves but vampires don't usually like it very much either. What's your opinion?
It burns me.
I'm OK with silver.
Silver can kill me.
I dislike silver.

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Do you live in a world where people know about vampires or are you a secret?
It's all very secretive still.
People know about us.
Some people know, but not many.
Most people think vampires are fiction.

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Are you able to control your hunger or is everyone a potential meal for you?
I am always in control.
If I need to feed, it's going to happen.
Both, I'd say.
There's nothing to control.

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Are you a member of a vampire clan?
I am not.
Yes, I am.
Say what now?
I am aware of clans but I'm not a part of one.

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Are you able to be friends with humans?
I could, but I am not.
I am not.
Why would I do that?
Of course

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You can't blend into society as a monster, right? What's your cover story?
I'm a wealthy prince.
I change identities all the time.
I live in secret.
I'm a detective.

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Suppose you reach your ultimate goal - what the heck happens after that?
I live happily ever after.
I haven't thought that far ahead.
Then ... nothing.
That's a super good question.

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Any vampire worth its fangs needs a look. What's yours?
Sexy and mysterious
Rugged and tough
Utterly terrifying and inhuman
Completely forgettable and easy to overlook

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