Pretend You're Rich as Heck and We'll Guess Which Celebrity Couple Would Adopt You!

By: Teresa M.

Pretend You're Rich as Heck and We'll Guess Which Celebrity Couple Would Adopt You!
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About This Quiz

We've all played the game of what we'd do if we won the lottery. Some of us would quit our jobs immediately, walk out of our crummy homes, head to the airport and jet off someplace, never to return! Others would make it a point to help out folks in their neighborhood or give back to organizations and individuals who helped them get where they're going.  Still, others would invest wisely in philanthropic endeavors designed to leverage the natural talents of people in different fields to change their own lives and save the world. Then there are the ones who'd simply spend it all on fancy designer gear, sparkly objects and luxury cars. (No judgment if that's you.)

Now, let's change the game a little and say, instead of getting your money from a lottery ticket, you're getting it from your wealthy celebrity parents who have decided to adopt you from your (relative or absolute) poverty and make you their baby. Obviously, you want to have a family who shares your values, so you need a celebrity duo who believe in the same things you do, whether that's saving the world, saving the 'hood or simply having a grand old time. 

So tell us about your wealthy alter ego's financial priorities, and we'll tell you which couple will be filing those papers for your adoption!

Which brand of champagne would you smash on your yacht?
Moët & Chandon
Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck
Krug
Boërl & Kroff

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What luxury item must you have in your bathroom?
Heated toilet seats
Jacuzzi tub
Heated floor
Personal sauna

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Which luxury brand of cosmetics do you like most?
Dior
Lancome
Chanel
Biotherm

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Which celebrity top 10 list would you like to make?
Top 10 Celebrity Geniuses
Top Ten Celebrity Spiritualists
Top Ten Celebrities Leading Normal Lives
Top Ten Most Giving Celebrities

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What will you do on a more regular basis when money is no object?
I will have my nails done all the time.
I will have a gardener to mow my lawn every week.
I will actually eat three healthy meals a day.
I will pay my electric bill more often.

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Do you think having a lot of money would change you?
Money changes everything.
I don't think it would change me much.
I would be me with more expensive things.
Money would make me more charitable.

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Which household item would you have encrusted with diamonds?
Can opener
Vanity mirror
Toilet seat
Television remote

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If money were no problem, what would you have for dinner every night?
Lobster
Caviar
Filet mignon
I would still eat what I eat now.

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Who would you hire to be your personal fashion designer?
Donna Karan
Donatella Versace
Stella McCartney
I would keep wearing what I wear.

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Which of the world's most expensive stores would you like to visit?
Bourdon House.
Oscar de la Renta
Louis Vuitton
House of Bijan

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If you had $500,000 in cash in front of you right now, what would you do?
I would roll around in it.
I would stare at it.
I would go directly to the bank for a deposit.
I would tell my boss to shove it.

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What do you hope your adoptive celebrity family has to offer?
I hope I have siblings.
I hope they are open-minded.
I hope they are classy.
I hope they are down-to-earth.

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Which luxury form of transportation would you most like to have?
Hummer limo
Tesla electric car
Private jet
Private yacht

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Which of the following are you most likely to buy with your billions?
Doomsday shelter
Kidnap insurance
Underwater sports car
Gold-tipped cigarettes

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Which brand of luxury car would you drive?
Lexus
Mercedes
BMW
Jaguar

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What would your personal assistant spend most of their time doing?
Changing diapers
Arranging trips
Coordinating events
Hanging by the pool with me

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Which Will Smith movie do you like most?
"I Am Legend"
"Men in Black"
"Independence Day"
"The Pursuit of Happyness"

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What part of your body would you like see addressed by a plastic surgeon?
My bottom
My bosom
My nose
My lips

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How much would you spend to throw the party of a lifetime?
At least a cool million
You don't need a lot of money to throw a great party.
Record-breaking amounts of money
A few hundred thousand

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Who would you allow on your private island?
Only my close family
Extended family
Security and family
Friends and family

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Which television dad do you hope your adoptive dad is most like?
Homer Simpson
Philip Banks
Rick Grimes
Al Bundy

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In which fashion city would you most like to go shopping?
Milan, Italy
New York, NY
Paris, France
London, England

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Which rags-to-riches story do you like most?
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
"Pretty Woman"
"Slumdog Millionaire"
"Limitless"

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Which of the world's most expensive restaurants would you frequent?
SubliMotion
Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester
Maison Pic
The French Laundry

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How would you avoid the paparazzi?
I would hire security.
I would wear disguises.
I would ignore them.
I would give them a few photos to get rid of them.

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What gift would you give a sixteen-year-old relative for their birthday?
I'd get them a new car.
I would throw the party of their dreams.
I would send them on a trip around the world.
I would pay for their college tuition.

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What do you hope your new mom teaches you how to do?
I hope she teaches me how to contour.
I hope she can teach me to act.
Let's hope she can teach me how to do a runway walk.
I hope she can teach me how to shop for furniture.

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What do you think will motivate you to get out of bed when you don't have to work?
The shopping will motivate me.
I will have auditions to attend.
I will have to make an appearance at many social events.
I will be motivated by my charity work.

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Where do you hope your adoptive family lives?
The Hamptons
Beverly Hills
Europe
Manhattan

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Which luxury resort would you choose to spend a few weeks visiting?
Mar-a-Lago, Florida
The Village Coconut Island, Thailand
Fowl Cay Resort, Bahamas
Lily Beach Resort & Spa, Maldives

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