Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Signature Stripper Move

Kennita Leon

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About This Quiz

If you've ever taken a stripper for granted, we're going to give you the chance to apologize. These pole dancers not only have to keep their bodies looking good, but they need to know some pretty fancy moves, some of which require core strength that you and I can only dream of having. If you've ever been to a pole dancing class, you'll know that it's not easy to climb a pole with no grips, far less staying up there and executing a move where you can't use your hands. But one can dream and today, we're going to make your dreams an online reality by telling you what your signature move would be if you were a stripper. 

All you need to do is answer our seemingly random questions to find out whether you'll be hanging from the pole like a monkey or if you'll be starfishing it up in a vertical hold. We would advise you to not try these moves without training, but rather, use them an inspiration and start from the bottom. So, if you're ready to find out which move would make you a pole master, let's get started on this quiz. 

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