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About This Quiz
The '80s was a decade like no other! Full of technological innovation and bold creativity, it was a time that produced some of the most memorable songs on the planet. Throughout this quiz, you'll get the chance to tell us what you think of some of the era's most famous lyrics. Will your thoughts lead us to the sign you were born under, though?Â
From hair metal to dance music, there are too many amazing songs to fit into one quiz. Instead of overwhelming you with hundreds of questions, we've taken lines from some of the most loved tunes the '80s had to offer. As you tell us which songs seem to be falling on your head "like a new emotion," you'll give away the astrological traits that you were born with.Â
Grab a set of Air Pods and try to stay in your seat when you see the lyrics. It might be tempting to get up and "dance with somebody," but your traits will only come through by sticking it out. Will we correctly figure out the sign you look up when you want to know your horoscope, or will your answers make us jump for your astrological love? There's only one way to find out!Â
That lyric is creepy!
It makes me want to dance.
I always change the station when I hear it.
It kind of makes me want to crimp my hair.
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"It sure is!"
"Nah ... it's probably a rash."
"I hope not!"
"Will you please stop whining, Susanna Hoffs?"
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Relatable
Sad
Truthful
Dramatic
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It's solid advice.
I love every word of that song.
It's really confusing! What is he talking about?
It's as good as any other '80s lyric.
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That whole song is amazing.
That lyric always puts me in a good mood.
That's the most annoying lyric that came out of the '80s.
It's rather attention-getting.
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I get butterflies every time.
That song makes me kind of angry. I know, I have issues.
I get prom flashbacks.
I get mushy when I see his sexy '80s mustache.
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It's a great line!
I get inspired to do the moonwalk.
I'm not a fan.
It does make me feel empowered.
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I don't even know what that means.
I respond with "Take me on!"
I just try to hit that high note.
Bring it, a-Ha!
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It's a good song, but I've heard it too many times.
Thumbs down! How depressing!
I feel you, Bonnie. Two thumbs up.
I'll give it one thumb up, but not both.
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That kind of makes me gag. Zero stars.
Three stars — it's catchy.
One star, but only because I'm a nice person
I'll give that lyric four stars.
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It sounds good in the song.
I disapprove. I think it means something naughty.
I totally approve. I rock out when I hear that song.
It's not bad for a hard rock lyric.
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I have nothing positive to say about Journey.
That guy knows how to stretch out a word!
I have a neutral stance on this song and its lyrics.
It's a positive message!
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I'm in public. I would pretend not to enjoy it as much as I am.
I would bust a move!
I might tap my foot a little.
I would not be able to stop myself from singing along.
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It's beautiful poetry.
I would recommend all of REM's stuff.
Is that really in the song? No one knows all those words. I'm not recommending that.
I don't feel fine when I hear that song.
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It is sort of romantic.
I can think of more romantic '80s lyrics.
It's a good pickup line.
It's spicy, not romantic.
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No, but it makes me want to "Push it real good!"
It sounds like a good reason to pucker up to me.
I would be terrified if someone said that to me IRL.
It kind of makes me want to giggle.
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The sound of that song hurts my ears.
I feel every word of that line.
No, but I feel sorry for him.
I would give this lyric a six out of 10.
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I love that whole song!
It makes me shout at Alexa to change the song.
No, but I do sing it at the top of my lungs.
It's good advice. I might try that next time.
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It's more like terrible.
It's a great line.
Meh ... it's mediocre.
It must be good. It sold a heap of records.
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LOL ... no.
No, but it's good imagery.
I think she's asking for more than a dance.
I truly dislike that song.
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Apologetic
Powerful
Sappy
Heartfelt
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I want to jump up and play another song.
Of course I will.
It makes me want to jump for their love.
No, but I'll be laying down some solid air drums.
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One
Five
Four
Two
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I give that song's lyrics a 10/10!
There are far better lyrics.
It's a lyric like all the rest.
It's not the best, but it's one of the more memorable.
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I would exit the app.
I'll swipe left for that one.
There's no reason not to swipe right.
I'm not swiping anything.
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I would send it back to the kitchen.
I'll gobble that down.
That sounds kind of gross.
I might share it like a dessert with someone.
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One
Two
Four
Three
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It's uber cheesy.
I love it! I break out my pretend drum sticks.
It sounds like a weird omen.
It's kind of mysterious.
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It sounds like something a cult leader would say.
It's a solid line.
It's one of the better lyrics from the decade.
I'm not into that song at all.
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What a great lyric!
I don't have any feelings about it.
I'm a fan of anything the Smiths do.
It's a little desperate.
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