There are really two kinds of people in this world, those who believe in conspiracy theories, and those who don't. There are some people who believe that things like the JFK assassination and 9/11 never happened, and there are other people who believe people who think that are totally insane. The reason that conspiracy theories are so darn fun to think about is that they truly test our belief system of the world around us and what we are told is true. Some people believe everything they are told by the government and authority figures. Conspiracy theorists call those people "sheeple." Then there are other people who don't believe pretty much anything the government or authority figures tell them; normal people call those people crazy.

We think something different, we think the more likely you are to believe in conspiracy theories, the more likely you are to be an alien. Sure, you might say that makes no sense, but if you do, we are pretty sure it just means you are from Mars and don't want us to find out.  So, answer a few questions about whether you believe Bill Clinton is a reptile, or whether Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a double, and we'll let you know if you're an alien. Hopefully, you come in peace.