Rate These Pick Up Lines and We'll Guess If You're Single or Taken

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

According to science, there is an entire boatload of pick up lines being used out in the world right now. A metric boatload! Whether people think they might actually work or whether they just think busting out something so obviously cheesy is a good way to break the ice, we may never know. Odds are it's a mix of sincere attempts, desperation, sly humor and maybe even a bit of date-landscape trolling. Whatever the case, these lines seem to never want to go away and, in fact, they proliferate like crazy. A witty turn of phrase is all it takes to get someone's attention sometimes in a bar or on an app like Tinder.

One thing is for sure, and that's that all pick up lines are not created equal. Some make you laugh out loud, some make you shake your head in dismay and others just make you feel confused about what people must be thinking. But did you know pick up lines can also tell us something about you? Just the way you react to some lines will let us know where you're at in the world, romantically speaking. All you have to do is rate some of the choice pick up lines we've picked out, and we'll tell you if you're single or taken. Take the quiz and see!

You're in line waiting to use a cash machine, and the person behind you pipes up with, "Are you a bank loan? Because you'd got my interest." Thoughts?

What are you saying when someone at the movie theater says, "Sorry you can't come in with me, this place doesn't allow snacks"?

Suppose you're waiting in line for the next Stars Wars movie and someone comes at you with, "You like Star Wars, too? Well, Yoda only one for me." Are you impressed in any way?

You get a message on social media from a total stranger that says, "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe!" Are you going to write back?

Imagine taking a walk through the park when someone comes at you with, "If you were a flower out here in the park, you'd be a damndelion!" Are you continuing the conversation?

Tell us how you'd feel if someone came at you with this line - "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

If someone tried "I need to call the cops because you just stole my heart" on you, what are you thinking?

"I got a glass slipper with your name on it, Tinderella." Are you charmed? What is your response?

Are you at all impressed with this line: "When our friends ask how we met, what are we going to tell them?"

"Charizard is red, Squirtle is blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you!" Thoughts?

"S'up Ariel? Looks like we mermaid for each other!" Is this your fairy tale?

When someone says, "Did you notice what I'm wearing? The smile that you gave me," are you giving them a few minutes of your time?

Is "I was always told to follow my dreams, in case you're wondering why I'm behind you" a line worth responding to?

"Your name must be Amazon, since you have everything I want." Your response?

"Want to play an alphabet game? Let's replace my X with U." Will you play this game?

Someone comes up to you and shows you their driver's license and says, "I'm an organ donor, so my heart is all yours." What do you say?

What if someone says, "We went to school together, didn't we? I'm pretty sure we had chemistry"?

Turnon or turnoff: "I was feeling a little off earlier, until you turned me on."

Suppose someone limped up to you and said, "Can you help me find a Band-Aid? I really scraped up my knees when I fell for you just now." Are you giving them the time of day?

"My therapist said I have a fear of intimacy, but I feel like you could help me prove him wrong." Yay or nay?

Are you at all tempted by this line: "Do you want to help me win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey?"

What's your reaction to this one: "I haven't seen buns that nice outside of a bakery."

Pick an appropriate response to: "Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?"

Is "Do you think you could help me fix my eyes? I can't seem to take them off of you" a decent line or not?

Someone rushes up and says, "You need to stop, drop and roll immediately! You're on fire!" What are you saying back?

You're minding your business and a stranger sidles up to you with their keychain out and says, "Sorry to bother you, but I seem to have lost the key to your heart." Now what?

"I was wondering why the sky was so grey today, but now I see it's because all the blue is in your eyes." Your reply?

Are you falling for it if someone says, "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Ben Franklin was the first president, right?"

They say, "I thought it was a little hot in here, but I guess it's just you, huh?" What do you say?

"Straight up, if you were a booger I'd pick you every time!" Thoughts?

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