Respond to These Fortune Cookies and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Respond to These Fortune Cookies and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With
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About This Quiz

Although Chinese food is quite tasty and popular, we are aware that some of you order takeout just so you can read your fortune. Nothing is quite as satisfying as ending a meal with a crunchy delight and learning what your future holds at the same time! After you respond to the fortunes we give you, we'll know more about you than you probably want to know.

For the purposes of this quiz, we are going to stick to figuring out how many people you've slept with during your lifetime. We could ask you a bunch of steamy questions, but we think that your genuine reaction to hearing about your future will tell us everything we need to know. All you have to do is tell us how you would feel about finding our fortunes inside your virtual cookies.

Whether you've slept with the number of egg rolls you can pound in one sitting, or you've slept with enough people to fill a box of rice will be clear to us once we see what you think of your fortunes. Don't hold back your truest response. We need your complete honesty to get your number right. Do you think we can do it? Let's find out!

Your garden will be blessed with fruit.
I hope it's an apple.
That sounds kinky.
I could use some fruit.
I don't have a garden.

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Your desires will soon be fulfilled.
I hope it's a cheesecake.
Ah, yeah!
I hope so.
Which desire?

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Your soul will break through the clouds like sunlight.
Mmmmkay.
I'm going to let my light shine.
I hope it doesn't burn.
I sold my soul.

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Riches await for you on the path of honor.
What does that mean?
I guess I'm not getting rich.
It's about time.
I could use some cash.

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Great fortune lies around the corner.
Which corner?
I hope Great Fortune is not a stripper's name.
Cool!
I would be happy with a sandwich.

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The wisdom you seek is in another cookie.
I could use another cookie.
Lame.
I feel ripped off.
That's funny!

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He who throws dirt loses traction.
I prefer to stir the pot.
Why would I throw dirt?
I like that saying.
So very true!

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Your greatest danger could be your ego.
I don't have an ego.
It probably is.
I think it's something else.
I think it's my need for danger.

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In 15 minutes, you will be hungry again.
That's probably true.
LOL!
I'm always hungry.
I'll eat more now.

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You will soon be invited to a party.
Oh, no.
I hope so.
I hope there's food.
I hope I don't have to buy a gift.

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Completion depends on your attitude.
I agree.
I finish everything I start.
I don't have an attitude.
It usually depends on my partner.

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Cold manners will lead you nowhere.
I'm not cold.
That explains some of my friends.
Good manners are important.
I have great manners.

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Never forget a friend who encourages you.
I am that friend.
100%!
I don't forget people who owe me.
My friends are encouraging.

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She who walks alone walks proud and tall.
Sometimes.
I prefer to walk with others.
I like walking alone.
I am proud.

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Many great things come from humble beginnings.
That's true sometimes.
That explains me.
Humility is a lost art.
I'm only just beginning.

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You will soon receive a bill.
That's not a surprise.
I just got the food bill.
Oh, goodie.
Not again!

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Your mom gives better advice than a cookie.
That's debatable.
My grandma gives even better advice.
I'll stick with the cookie.
My mom does give great advice.

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Greener pastures are a matter of the mind.
I guess that's right.
What?
Everything is mind over matter.
I wish I was a cow.

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The doormat welcomes and collects dirt.
That's an interesting philosophy.
Thank goodness for doormats.
I don't get it.
It's a good thing I'm not a doormat.

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Your efforts will soon be rewarded.
It's about time!
Which efforts?
I hope it's a big reward.
I'll believe it when I see it.

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You will soon give a gift from the heart.
I always give from the heart.
I prefer gifts from other body parts.
I would rather receive a gift.
That's awesome.

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You will soon celebrate a new birth.
Yay!
I hope not!
I hope it's not me.
I love babies.

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Healthy is the soul that allows a little fun.
You can't be all work all the time.
I'm a whole lot of healthy!
I could stand to relax.
Fun is a life necessity.

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Hard work is rewarded in silence.
I know!
That's not true.
It's rewarded in fulfillment.
I don't find it all that rewarding.

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Youth will influence your choices.
My kids do influence me.
I'm still young at heart.
I hope wisdoms influences me more.
I'm not easily influenced.

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Your dreams will manifest in real life.
Uh oh.
I hope it's that sexy one.
Awesome! I've always wanted to fly.
I hope it's not the nightmare.

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You will soon be warmed by laughter.
Awwww.
I love that.
Laughter is warming.
I hope it's soon.

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The lowest person lives in the highest castle.
That's thought provoking.
I don't understand.
That's so true.
I want to live in a castle.

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A full plate is the result of hard work.
Thankfully, I don't cook.
Cooking is hard work.
That's really wise.
It depends on who you are.

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A wise bird sees through the clouds.
I don't think it has anything to do with wisdom.
I wish I could fly.
It depends on the thickness of a cloud.
Birds have good eyesight.

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