Respond to These Fortune Cookies and We'll Guess When You First Got High

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Respond to These Fortune Cookies and We'll Guess When You First Got High
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About This Quiz

Seriously, are you high right now? While you don't have to answer that, your responses to these fortune cookie sayings will tell us how old you were when you first got high. When you puffed the magic dragon for the first time, were you still in high school or did you save it for when you got older? 

Now legal in many states, getting a smokey buzz may or may not have had the same availability as the first time you tried it. From edibles to tinctures, there are now more ways to get stoned than ever before. Regardless of your habits these days, your reactions to some of the best fortune cookie sayings we could find will tell us how old you were when you broke on through to the other side. 

Will much success be with us and will our vision be clear? Will the road before us make way for a brighter tomorrow? Once you tell us what you think of the fortunes we give you, we'll know more about you than just the first time you got high. Luckily for you, all we want to know is when you started to experiment. Don't worry, we won't tell your mom!

Your immediate future holds an exciting time.
Heck, yeah!
That sounds scary.
I hope so.
I hope not!

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You will soon find something that you once lost.
I hope it's my car keys.
I hope it's my ex.
I hope it's my sanity.
I would love to have that jacket back.

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Pleasure is just around the corner.
Which corner?
You got that right.
Every day is a pleasure.
That sounds intriguing.

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The time is right to make new choices.
I should try that new restaurant.
You sound like my parents.
I like my current choices.
I do need some new clothes.

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You will step on the ground of many nations.
I love to travel.
I doubt it.
I hope I do.
I've already done that.

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You will witness a special union.
I hope it's mac and cheese.
I am going to a wedding.
That sounds weird.
It's about time for a reunion.

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Generous news is on the way to you.
I hope I've won the lottery.
Maybe my rich uncle croaked.
I hope I'm not the one giving.
That would be great.

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Good luck is the result of good deeds.
I don't think so.
I should be reaping good luck, then.
I had better start being good.
That's so true.

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Someone is coming to see you soon.
I hope it's Santa.
Yes, I know.
I wonder who it is.
I hope it's not a debt collector.

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Never remain seated when you can stand.
I never sit down.
I like that one.
I prefer to sit, thanks.
You should always speak up.

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One of your dreams will come true soon.
I hope it's that steamy dream.
It's about time.
We'll see about that.
Let's hope so!

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Fame soon awaits you.
I've been waiting.
I hope it's the good kind.
I'm already famous.
I don't want fame.

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Peace will reveal itself to you.
I would rather have fun.
That sounds cool.
I love peace and quiet.
I could use some peace.

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Happiness is a matter of the mind.
I find more happiness at the mall.
Happiness is what you make it.
Happiness is mind over matter.
Happiness is gratitude.

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Look to yourself to find success.
Hmmmm...
I will try.
You cannot be successful without others.
Very true!

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Opportunity sits in the hand of those who hold it.
Say what?
Obviously.
I think you have to reach for opportunity.
I like this one.

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You will create your kingdom.
I prefer a queendom.
Do I get a horse and a crown?
I could go for living in a castle.
Truer words have never been spoken.

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What doesn't kill you is called life.
What was in my food?
That's kind of morbid.
That's extremely true.
That's kind of dumb.

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Honor favors the brave.
I suppose it does.
How very true!
That's a nice fortune.
How is this a fortune?

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Gluttony is a weakness which comes before failure.
I'm hungry though.
I don't understand this one.
I think greed is more of a weakness.
Gluttony is a failure.

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Make sunshine, not rain.
I have no control over that.
I will try.
I like both sunshine and rain.
You can't have sun without rain.

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Deep seas are made from tiny drops - be a tiny drop.
Are you high?
That's very poetic.
I don't get it.
Very true

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Be grateful and your plate will always be full.
I do love a good buffet.
That's a great saying.
My plate is always full anyway.
Being grateful is necessary.

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You will soon water the plants of your mind.
Do I need to see a doctor about that?
OK, then.
My mind could use some growth.
It's important to nourish yourself.

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Your friends will shine like beacons when you need them.
They always do.
What's a beacon?
My friends are awesome.
I hope I can see them.

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Let your light shine, and you will warm the world.
That's so cheesy.
I wish I would heat my house that way.
You can make someone's day by being nice.
My world is really toasty.

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Adventure sits on your distant shore.
Adventure sits behind my car's wheel.
I hope so.
That sounds fun.
I'm a little afraid of that.

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Your heart will soon undergo a transformation.
I hope I meet the one.
I like my heart.
That sounds weird.
I hope it's not heart surgery.

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Colorful words will earn you favor.
Like blue and green
I know a lot of colorful words.
I think we are calling different kinds of words colorful.
I'll remember that.

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Open the doors to intelligence and feel yourself grow.
That sounds a little creepy.
It's important to grow.
I like feeling intelligent.
Where's the door?

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