Respond to These Innuendos and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

Sexual innuendo is one of the most fun parts of language because it can happen even when you don't realize it. It's one of those things you either get or you don't, depending on how your mind works. A statement that may seem innocent and sweet to one person is loaded with meaning to another. It's just like a fun little garnish on the side of language. A little sauce on the steak. A little pickle on your plate. You know what we mean.

Sadly, not everyone is on board with innuendo. Some people don't get it, others get it and don't like it and, of course, sometimes it just misses the mark. Not everything needs to have a double meaning. But when it all works out right, it can be both hilarious and a little bit titillating. How much do you enjoy the innuendo, though? Is it hit and miss for you, or are you always on board for some dirty double meanings? You can tell a lot about a person, based on how they respond to innuendos. In fact, we can tell just how kinky you are as a person, based on the way you handle these we're about to throw at you. Don't believe it? You take this quiz and see. No need to cram for it at all. 

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