Use One Word to Respond to These Random Situations and We'll Rate You From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Use One Word to Respond to These Random Situations and We'll Rate You From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

Sometimes, there's no need to explain yourself with a lot of words. Sometimes, the best way to respond to something is with one simple word. Whether you have the gift of gab like a talk show host/hostess or you are the quiet and reserved type, summing up the way you would respond to these random situations with one word will tell us what you're really like in the bedroom. 

Using the standard vanilla to kinky scale, your one-word reactions to our crazy, funny and sometimes likely situations will tell us all we need to know about you when you are between the sheets. Every answer you give us will stay between us, so there's no reason for you to hold back the way you really feel. 

Once we feel like we have a good idea whether you are a pro adventurer in the bedroom or you are just earning your stripes, we will let you know where you fall on the chart. You might be more like hot chocolate than you are you on the kinky side, but the only way to be sure where you need to improve your game is to respond with one word. Just one word. Are you ready?

If your boss came into your office wearing only socks, what would you do?
Laugh
Faint
Leave
Hug

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You just got busy with a stranger. What do you do now?
Eat
Leave
Cuddle
Smoke

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If your best friend kissed you, what would you do?
Scream
Giggle
Slap
Pucker

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A friend wants to be a friend with benefits. How do you respond?
Smile
Decline
Cry
Agree

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You wake up from a sexy dream about your neighbor. What do you do?
Caffeinate
Snooze
Pray
Call

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Your partner wants to get busy in the back seat of a car. What do you do?
Strip
Kiss
Exit
Video

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You wake up on a nude beach. what do you do?
Celebrate
Snicker
Run
Observe

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A friend wants to have a threesome. What do you say?
"Alright!"
"Maybe."
"No."
"Please!"

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Your partner has you choose a safe word. what is it?
Fluffy
Red
Ouch
Daddy

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Your partner spanks you. What do you say?
"Again!"
"Ummm."
"Stop."
"Harder."

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If your partner made you a bubble bath, what would you do?
Wash
Play
Soak
Smirk

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Your partner turns on a camera. What do you do?
Pose
Question
Refuse
Flex

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Your partner asks you to think of a fun location. Where do you choose?
Elevator
Bathroom
Sofa
Uber

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Your partner breaks out furry handcuffs. What do you do?
Grin
Grimace
Disappear
Delight

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Your partner wants to skinny dip. What do you do?
Dip
Dive
Discourage
Encourage

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Your partner starts sucking your toes. What do you do?
Oppose
Enjoy
Vomit
Indulge

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Your partner shaves off all their body hair. What do you say?
"Nice!"
"Smooth!"
"Weirdo."
"Yummy."

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A dog won't stop starting at you while you're getting busy. What do you do?
Bark
Ignore
Stop
Pet

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You wake up next to a strange person. What do you do?
Snuggle
Leave
911
Eat

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You see a cute person at the bar. What do you do?
Approach
Flirt
Smile
Wink

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Your partner's roommate walks in on you. What do you say?
"Out!"
"Hello."
"Embarrassed."
"Welcome."

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You get caught pleasuring yourself. What do you do?
Finish
Blush
Die
Invite

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Your television is stuck on porn. What do you do?
Watch
Record
Unplug
Unemployment

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Your partner wants an afternoon delight. What do you do?
Arrange
Meet
Deny
Agree

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You are asked to buy condoms for your boss. What do you do?
Purchase
Cackle
Refuse
Congratulate

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Your partner wants a nude photo. What do you do?
Cheese
Send
Refuse
Participate

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Your partner breaks out a vibrating toy. What do you do?
Squeal
Squirm
Evacuate
Vibrate

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You see your grandparents getting busy. What do you do?
Smile
Scream
Leave
Appreciate

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Your partner wants to be on the bottom. What do you do?
Roll
Agree
Deny
Squat

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Your best friend wants to go to a strip club. What do you do?
Go
Consider
Discourage
Drive

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