Reveal How Dirty Your Mind Is and We'll Guess Your IQ!

By: Teresa M.

Reveal How Dirty Your Mind Is and We'll Guess Your IQ!
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About This Quiz

Does your dirty mind stop you from getting your work done as quickly as you could, or can you squelch your lusty thoughts? There's nothing wrong with having a dirty mind! In fact, we encourage it during this quiz. The way you respond to our playful questions will certainly let us know how much you think about doing the deed. It will also tell us how smart you are! 

Just like science has proven that those of us who swear like sailors are more intelligent, it works the same way with an active, dirty mind! We would never dream of giving away your answers, so we need you to be completely truthful with your responses! After we get to know the things that get your motor revving and the things you find provocative, we will tell you where you fall on the IQ scale. You should never underestimate the power of your mind - especially when it comes to dirty thoughts! 

Make yourself comfortable and let your mind wander to the response that suits you best! The things you tell us will be analyzed against IQ tests, and your level of intelligence will be made clear. Are you ready to find out?

What do you think when you see someone licking an ice cream cone?
I think I want an ice cream cone.
I think they look sexy.
I wish I was that ice cream cone.
I think that person should make healthier choices.

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Which word makes you giggle most?
Butt
Jerk
Wank
Boob

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How many times a day do you think about sex?
Approximately every five minutes
A few times a day
At least once an hour
I never stop thinking about sex.

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How would you last ex describe your bedroom skills?
Talented
Adventurous
Puritan
Good

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What do you think when you see someone bend over to pick something up?
It depends who the person is.
I hope they drop something else.
I try to help them pick it up.
I think I should drop something on the floor and see if they'll pick it up.

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Which food do you find sexiest?
Cucumbers
Carrots
Steak
Chocolate

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Which word starts with D and ends with K?
Dock
Duck
Dick
Dunk

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Do you laugh when you hear the number 69?
I always laugh.
I laugh inside my head.
I'm more mature than that.
It depends on the scenario.

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What does the word nasty make you think of?
Sweaty sex
Old food
Public bathrooms
My ex

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How many times a week do you get lucky?
0-2
5-7
I'm not telling you that.
3-4

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When is the last time you had an erotic dream?
I think I was a teenager.
It was recently.
It's been a while.
I'm not sure I've ever had an erotic dream.

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Which movie has the best sex scene?
"Black Swan"
"Fatal Attraction"
"Eyes Wide Shut"
"Blue Valentine"

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Have you ever looked at pictures of dragonfly sex?
What the heck? What kind of question is that?
I have.
No, but I'm going to look it up now!
I wouldn't look up something like that.

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Which actress do you find sexiest?
Samira Wiley
Reese Witherspoon
Mila Kunis
Lena Dunham

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Which physical feature do you first notice in others?
Eyes
Breasts
Buttocks
Lips

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What do you think when someone has they have big feet?
I think others parts must be huge, too.
I think I have small feet.
I think I don't care about their feet.
I think I want to know their size.

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What is your current relationship status?
Married
Single and looking
Single and not looking
Involved

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Does music put you in the mood?
When I'm in the bedroom, it does.
Certain songs put me in the mood.
I don't need music to be in the mood.
Music does help with the atmosphere.

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Which actor do you find most attractive?
Brad Pitt
Shemar Moore
I don't find many actors all that attractive.
Johnny Depp

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What would you do if you saw two dogs getting it on?
I would giggle.
I would get the hose.
I would keep minding my business.
I would tell everyone to look.

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When is the last time you got busy?
Last night
Last week
Last month
Over a year ago

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Have you ever fantasized about a coworkers?
Every day!
I have in the past.
Oh, no!
I'm not telling.

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Have you ever had a one-night stand?
I have had a few.
I've had one.
I have had more than my fair share.
I've never had one.

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How many long-term relationships have you had?
0
2
3 or more
1

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Which animal are you most like in the bedroom?
Fox
Wolf
Horse
Sloth

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Do you think you are more dominant or submissive?
It depends on my mood.
I'm more submissive.
I'm more dominant.
I can go either way.

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What quality do you like most in others?
Sex appeal
Confidence
Intelligence
Sense of humor

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How often do you watch porn?
I don't watch porn.
Once in a while
A few times a year
Whenever my partner wants

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How dirty are your thoughts right now?
Filthy
Naughty
Playful
Tame

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What do you think is the sexiest thing about yourself?
I'm a good listener.
I'm always good for a laugh.
I'm good at making others comfortable.
My anatomy is well-equipped.

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