1. Dingbat
   Meathead
2. Pip
   Weirdwolf

Not the only name he had for Michael (played by Rob Reiner), Archie commonly called his son-in-law, "Meathead." ("Dingbat" was Archie's nickname for his wife, Edith. And "little girl" was Gloria.)

1. Flip Wilson
   Sugar Ray Leonard
2. Richard Pryor
   Sammy Davis Jr.

Sammy Davis Jr., who plays himself, plants a kiss on homophobic Archie.

1. "Best Friend"
   "Movin' On Up"
2. "Those Were the Days"
   "Remembering You"

"Those Were the Days" is the "All in the Family" theme song, sung by Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker) and Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker). "Remembering You" was the closing song.

1. "Gloria"
   "Maude"
2. "The Jeffersons"
   "Welcome Back, Kotter"

There were several spinoffs from "All in the Family," including: "The Jeffersons;" "Maude;" "Archie Bunker’s Place;" "Gloria;" and "704 Hauser." "Good Times" was a spinoff of a spinoff ("Maude").

1. Jean
   Joey
2. Lionel
   Michael Jr.

Archie's grandson, Gloria and Michael's son, is named Joseph "Joey" Stivic.

1. Joe's
   Kelsey's
2. The Regal Beagle
   The Rusty Anchor

Called Archie Bunker's Place after Archie buys it, it's Kelsey's Bar when he's a customer.

1. Dwight D. Eisenhower
   Herbert Hoover
2. Calvin Coolidge
   Woodrow Wilson

Included in the lyrics to the "All in the Family" theme song, the line is, "Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again."

1. to complete his high school diploma
   to get his associate's degree
2. to get his bachelor's degree
   to get his commercial driver's license

Archie enrolls in night school to get his high school diploma -- and a promotion at work.

1. forklift operator
   foreman on a loading dock
2. package handler
   shipping loader

Archie worked as a loading dock foreman for Pendergast Tool & Die Company.

1. Bunker
   Justice
2. O'Connor
   Stapleton

Archie Bunker of "All in the Family" would have been Archie Justice if the show had kept its first title, "Justice for All."

1. bonafried
   B-U-Z-Y, busy!
2. an entrepreneur
   an entramanure

According to Archie, if he worked for himself he'd be "what ya call an entramanure."

1. fettuccine
   linguini
2. kosher
   zucchini

A "koozeeny," is an Archie-ism for zucchini.

1. Danielle Brisebois
   Penny Marshall
2. Kim Richards
   Cindy Williams

Penny Marshall -- who was, then, Rob Reiner's wife -- was considered for the role of Gloria. Ultimately the role went to Sally Struthers, who producers felt more closely resembled the "Bunker" family.

1. garlic stones
   mascarpon-stones
2. pasta-fazoos
   spaghetti and revenge

According to Archie, Italian food causes "garlic stones."

1. Boston Red Sox
   Chicago Cubs
2. New York Mets
   New York Yankees

Archie, who hints he was quite a ball player when he was young, dreamed of pitching for the New York Yankees.

1. Sally Struthers and Rob Reiner
   Kelly Jean Peters and Tim McIntire
2. Candy Azzara and Chip Oliver
   Suzanne Somers and Anson Williams

Sally Struthers and Rob Reiner weren't the first couple cast as Archie's daughter and son-in-law. Kelly Jean Peters and Tim McIntire were the first pair to be cast in the original pilot (as Gloria and Richard), when the show was called "Justice for All." They were replaced by Candy Azzara and Chip Oliver, and the show was renamed "Those Were the Days." They were then replaced by Struthers and Reiner in "All in the Family."

1. Staten Island
   Queens
2. the Bronx
   Brooklyn

The house that stands in for the exterior of the Bunker's home is on Cooper Avenue near 89th Street, in the Glendale neighborhood of Queens.

1. Ronald Reagan
   Richard Nixon
2. Lyndon B. Johnson
   Gerald Ford

Richard Nixon was vocal about his dislike of "All in the Family," mainly because of its LGBT-friendly culture.

1. Tom Bosley
   Jackie Gleason
2. Mickey Rooney
   Dick York

Tom Bosley, Jackie Gleason and Mickey Rooney were all considered for the role. Dick York, well-known for his role on the series "Bewitched," was not in consideration.

1. Big Jerry's Cab
   Checker Cab Compay
2. Munson's Cab
   Sunshine Cab Company

Archie drove, part-time, for Munson's Cab.

1. Atlantic City
   the Catskills
2. Niagara Falls
   Wildwood, New Jersey

Edith plans a romantic 25th wedding anniversary in Atlantic City, at the same venue where they went on their honeymoon.

1. "Are You Being Served"
   "Love Thy Neighbour"
2. "Mind Your Language"
   "Till Death Us Do Part"

Norman Lear's "All in the Family" is based on the British series, "Till Death Us Do Part."

1. "740 Hauser"
   "Gloria"
2. "Maude"
   "The Jeffersons"

Carroll O'Connor sued Norman Lear for royalties from "The Jeffersons." He lost.

1. a grimstone
   a crocus
2. a rock
   a tulip

You can't, says Archie (who is played by Carroll O'Connor), squeeze blood out of a tulip.

1. his ring finger
   his pinkie finger
2. his middle finger
   his index finger

Archie wore his ring on his middle finger.

1. "Stifle!"
   "Button your face."
2. "Waaaaaaait a minute, waaaaaaait a minute, wait!"
   "When? When? When?"

Archie has several favorite catchphrases, but "When? When? When?" isn't one of them.

1. Cooper Hewitt Smithsonian Design Museum
   National Museum of American History
2. National Museum of Natural History
   Smithsonian Castle

Archie Bunker's recliner can be seen at the National Museum of American History.

1. babysitting
   house swapping
2. new friends
   spouse swapping

Rue McClanahan and Vincent Gardenia guest star as a swinging couple who place the personal ad -- looking for "new friends" -- that Edith innocently answers.

1. Potatum O'Neal
   Potatum O'Peel
2. Tatum O'Peel
   Tatum Po'Peel

Archie calls Tatum O'Neal, "Potatum O'Neal."

1. Army Air Corps
   Army Ground Forces
2. Army Services Of Supply
   Marine Corps Aviation

Archie was in the U.S. Air Corps, which, during World War II, was a branch of the U.S. Army.

1. the Continental Divide
   the Eastern Continental Divide
2. the Great Divide
   the Northern Divide

When California, Oregon, and Missouri fall off the "shelf," it'll be the "Continental Divide."

1. "A new high in lowness."
   "You don't keep running after you catch the bus."
2. "You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen."
   "Sit right down there, seniorora."

Archie will tell you, there's an old saying that goes, "You don't keep running after you catch the bus."

1. Best Quality
   Genesee Cream
2. Rheingold
   Schaefer

Archie Bunker drank Best Quality Beer (which was known as "the beer in the yellow can").

1. horse ovaries
   horsdervish
2. hoors doovers
   hoors doors

Please, someone, pass the "horse ovaries" to Archie.

1. I
   you
2. yous
   ye

Ye is the "plurable" of you.