Single or Not: Can We Guess Your Status?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Single or Not: Can We Guess Your Status?
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About This Quiz

For most of us, how we act and how we live day to day has a lot to do with our relationship status. If you're single, you're probably going to spend a lot of time working out to look good, and you're probably going to spend a lot of time socializing. You're also probably going to spend a lot of your time in your sweatpants watching Netflix. 

If you're dating someone, you're probably going to be spending a lot of money in restaurants and bars, and you probably vacillate back and forth a lot between being really optimistic about your love life and feeling like you'll be single forever. 

If you live with your partner, you probably feel pretty secure about your relationship, and even though you might be all settled in, you probably aren't totally comfortable. You might even be married, and in that case, you might even have kids. If so, your romantic life is probably pretty much dead, but your bond with your spouse might be unbreakable.

We bet if you answer our questions, we can figure out your relationship status. But if you're in a relationship, just don't let the person you are hanging out with see your answers or you might be single all over again.

What turns you off?
People that are around all the time.
People that are out of shape.
Dumb people.
People that party too much.

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When do you get up in the morning on Saturday?
Noon
10:00
8:00
6:00

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What is the coolest decade?
This one.
The 2010s
The 2000's
The '90s

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Do you take a lot of naps?
Tons of them.
Not very often.
Very rarely.
I don't have time.

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Where do you live?
A studio apartment.
A one-bedroom apartment.
A two-bedroom apartment.
A condo or a house.

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Are you experienced?
What?
More than I would like to be.
For sure.
So experienced that I forgot what I was doing.

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Have you ever dated two people in one day?
No, but that sounds fun.
Yup.
A long time ago.
Gross.

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What was for dinner last night?
A burrito.
A ribeye steak.
A salad.
Pizza.

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How many times have you been in love?
Never.
Once.
Twice.
Three or more times.

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Why did your last relationship end?
I wanted to be by myself.
I got dumped.
They were too serious.
They weren't serious enough.

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What turns you on most?
How much someone can drink.
How hot someone is.
How kind someone is.
How reliable someone is.

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What type of book do you read most?
Memoir
Romance
Thriller
Mystery

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Do you either have or want to have kids?
No way!
Maybe someday.
I want them.
I have them.

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How do you meet people?
Online.
In bars.
At work.
I don't.

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What kind of music do you like best?
Punk.
Pop.
Rap.
Classic rock.

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How many dates do you go on a month?
Two.
Ten.
One.
None.

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What were you wearing last night?
Something casual.
A nice outfit.
Work out clothes.
Sweatpants.

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Have you ever Iived with a significant other in the past?
No.
Yes, but it didn't last long.
Sure. Once.
Yes, a few times.

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How often do you clean your place?
Only when it gets really filthy.
Once a week or so.
Every few days.
Every day.

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How zen are you?
Totally.
Not that zen, but I am working on it.
Not zen at all.
What?

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What might you do at the beach?
Swim.
Check people out.
Sunbathe.
Make sand castles.

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What do you do on weekends?
Go out and rage.
Go on dates.
Chill out.
Do projects around the house.

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Are you cocky when it comes to the opposite sex?
Maybe a little.
Yes, and I should be.
Well, I am cocky with certain people.
Not at all.

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How many sexual partners have you had?
5-10
More than 20
10-20
Less than 5

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Do you worry about your weight?
A little.
Yes, very much.
Not very much.
Not at all.

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Where would you go on a vacation?
A big city.
A romantic island.
A small coastal town.
Camping at a state park.

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How much money do you save each week?
It depends, I don't keep track.
Pretty much none.
Not much.
Quite a bit.

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What are you doing on a Friday night?
Hanging out in a dive bar.
Eating at a nice restaurant.
Going to a movie.
Hanging out at home.

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How much frozen food do you eat?
I eat a ton of that.
Not much.
I don't eat any.
It depends on how busy I am.

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How often do you say "I love you"?
I never say that.
I say it, but I don't always mean it.
More than once a day.
Once a day.

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