"The Sopranos" is a highly quotable show, but about 90 percent of it isn't fit for publication. We did a little digging, though, and found some fairly family-friendly quotes. See if you can guess which character said each line.
"I don't just hate this man. I hate all men."
Artie Bucco
Carmela Soprano
Jennifer Melfi
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Kind of surprisingly, this is not Carmela. It's Artie, who had his own complicated relationship with Tony.
"I think you have this M.O. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women, and I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow, as well as the sexual tension game."
"I got dosed with acid once, back in '68. I was with your dad and them at the Copa … I look over. Your Uncle June's got laser beams shootin' out his eyes!"
We're not sure what Phil meant by this quote (in a scene about whacking the entire Soprano crew), and it didn't seem like anyone else in the scene did, either.
"You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator."
Paulie Walnuts
Christopher Moltisanti
Tony Blundetto
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One of the most hilarious mishearings of the entire series, courtesy of Paulie Walnuts. (It was a guy with the interior ministry who killed 16 Chechen rebels.)
"It's not the worst thing I ever heard. I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. I had some issues. Enough said. I learned some coping skills."
"You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together, and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven, and 6,000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here."
Uncle Junior
Christopher Moltisanti
Paulie Walnuts
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Paulie always seems so certain about everything, even if it makes no sense.
"My daughter got off on this feminist rant. She told me it's demeaning for a girl to be working at the Bing. The fact that these girls make $1,500 a week has no bearing with my principessa."
Silvio Dante
Paulie Walnuts
Gigi Cestone
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The key is principessa, Silvio's nickname for his daughter.
