Take This Quiz to See if You’re Baby Yoda or Baby Groot

By: Ian Fortey

Take This Quiz to See if You’re Baby Yoda or Baby Groot
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About This Quiz

How do you put a value on something as precious as a baby, anyway? Word is it costs Disney about $15 million to produce an episode of “The Mandalorian.” The puppet they created for Baby Yoda was a staggering $5 million! The budget for “Guardians of the Galaxy 2,” in which we get to see Baby Groot really come into his own, was $200 million. So what we’re saying is that these are two highly valuable space babies, but they more than earn their keep.

Baby Yoda took the internet by storm when “The Mandalorian” dropped and became an overnight meme sensation. Baby Groot also made a splash in the world of memes and became a big hit in toys, posters, plushies and more. Everyone loves these little guys, and that, right there, is the problem. How do you pick just one? How do you figure out if your button-pushing is frustrating Rocket Raccoon or the Mandalorian? 

Is there a way to determine if you’re quiet but mischievously cute or rambunctious and dance-crazy cute? There is! All you have to do is take the quiz and find out which adorable little scamp from the deep reaches of the galaxy you truly are!

Groot : Yoda 1 How likely are you to burst into a dance routine when the music starts?
It's not really my thing.
Try to stop me!
Depends on the song.
I'd rather sing.

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Groot : Yoda 2 If someone asks you to stay put for a minute, how long do you plan to stay put?
I'm moving before the sentence leaves their mouth.
I'll get restless pretty quickly.
I guess I could stay still for a while.
I. CAN'T. STOP!

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Groot : Yoda 3 Do you have a lot to say when you're in a group?
Not so much
I'll say something, sure.
Oodles!
If you motivate me.

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Groot : Yoda 4 You having a snack today?
Soup!
Candy
I'll eat anything.
I'll eat everything!

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Groot : Yoda 5 What do you want to be when you grow up, anyway?
A teacher
An adventurer
I'm plenty grown already.
A menace

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Groot : Yoda 6 Do you feel like you could add a lot to an MCU or "Star Wars" squad?
I kind of like doing my own thing.
Oh yeah, I'm a great team player.
Depends on the team.
I can work with others sometimes to get what I need.

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Groot : Yoda 7 Let's say an authority figure has specifically told you not to do something. Now what?
Oh, I'm doing it right away.
Wait, what?
Authority? What's that?
This has never happened to me before.

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Groot : Yoda 8 When it's time to head out for a night, do you spend a lot of time picking an outfit?
I like to dress for comfort, so I take a little time.
No time at all
Depends where we're going.
Yeah, I need to look sleek.

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Groot : Yoda 9 What's your stance on naps?
The more the merrier.
Overrated!
I dunno. They're good sometimes.
Sleep is for losers!

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Groot : Yoda 10 When you get angry, how do you express yourself?
I don't get angry.
I can act up sometimes.
I'll mutter under my breath.
I bite — figuratively.

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Groot : Yoda 11 How do you feel about traveling through space?
Ooh, exciting
Yawn
It has ups and downs.
Space? No thanks

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Groot : Yoda 12 Let's be honest — does everyone seem to love you?
Alllllmost everyone
I think I annoy some people.
Mostly, yeah
They did for a while, but then I push people's buttons.

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Groot : Yoda 13 When you need to prove a point, can you get aggressive?
Maybe assertive is a better word.
Oh yeah
Sometimes yes, sometimes no
BE! AGGRESSIVE! BE BE AGGRESSIVE!

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Groot : Yoda 14 Would you cause trouble just for the fun of it?
Say whaaaaaat?
I just do what I feel like.
Not really
I dunno, do I?

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Groot : Yoda 15 Do you tend to think before you act or just leap right into things?
I'm a thinker.
I'll leap right in.
Can I think while I leap?
I'm all instinct.

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Groot : Yoda 16 If you have a job to do, can you do it right the first time, or do you need clarification?
Why am I doing a job?
I'm gonna need some clarification.
Depends on the job.
I am all over it the first time!

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Groot : Yoda 17 Do you have a dark side?
Nope!
Doesn't everyone?
Maybe a little shady
Oh yeah

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Groot : Yoda 18 How would you describe your closest friend in a single word?
Intimidating
Exciting
In just one word? Impossible!
Caring

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Groot : Yoda 19 You knew this question was coming: Are you pressing the button?
I will touch all buttons.
I'm supposed to, aren't it?
Yes to some buttons; no to others
I don't have time for buttons.

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Groot : Yoda 20 How well do you get along with big, burly beasts?
I have a way with animals.
Not super well
They love me.
I can handle myself against them.

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Groot : Yoda 21 Do you fight with your wits or your fists?
Wits!
Fists!
Both
I don't know.

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Groot : Yoda 22 There's you; there's a frog. What's going on?
I eat the frog!
I pet the frog!
I dunno, what kind of frog is it?
I will eat the frog. Then all of his friends. Then a seal.

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Groot : Yoda 23 Someone has stuffed you in a sack. How are you getting out of this?
I'll wait for someone to help me out.
I can bust out of anything.
Am I supposed to be in the sack?
I will destroy this sack!

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Groot : Yoda 24 Are you more of a homebody, or do you like to get out and explore the universe?
I just want a home to chill in.
I want to see it all!
I like to stay home and then vacation sometimes.
What if the whole universe is my home?

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Groot : Yoda 25 You have 15 seconds to make a life or death decision! Can you do it?
Wait, what?
Yes! No! Yes!
I hope so!
I make all my decisions in a split second.

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Groot : Yoda 26 Do you expect that, with age, people will take you more seriously?
Oh yeah
Not really
Some people
People take me pretty seriously already.

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Groot : Yoda 27 If you're going on a playdate, which other famous baby do you want to hang out with?
Baby Nut
Baby Sonic
Muppet Babies
Baby SpongeBob

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Groot : Yoda 28 So, are you older than you look?
Oh yeah
Yes and no
Nope
I think I look my age.

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Groot : Yoda 29 Do you feel like people don't really get who you are?
I think so.
I always let people know who I am.
Some people
I think people can usually tell.

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Groot : Yoda 30 What's your biggest goal in life?
Peace and happiness
Fun and adventure
A balance of exciting and quiet times
Success and dominance

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