1. There is no such thing as a good tax.
   We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
2. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
   Paying taxes is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.

Leona Helmsley proclaimed that only the little people pay taxes. In order, the other quotes are from Winston Churchill, Mark Twain and Albert Einstein.

1. Failing to pay a credit card bill
   Failing to pay a mortgage
2. Failing to pay a health insurance premium
   Failing to pay car insurance

Defaulting on a debt isn't illegal, but because the law requires drivers to have car insurance, failure to pay is more than defaulting on a debt -- it's breaking the law.

1. Heidi Fleiss
   Martha Stewart
2. Nicolas Cage
   Willie Nelson

Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood Madam, did three years in a federal prison. (Martha Stewart went to jail for financial dealings unrelated to taxes.)

1. Heidi Fleiss
   Martha Stewart
2. Nicolas Cage
   O.J. Simpson

In 2009, the IRS presented Nicolas Cage with a bill for $6.2 million -- the tax owed on his fees for the movies Ghost Rider and Grindhouse.

1. tax evasion
   carrying a concealed deadly weapon
2. contempt of court
   racketeering

Capone collected a number of petty-crime convictions before eventually getting 11 years for tax evasion. He was never convicted of racketeering or murder.

1. 25 percent
   50 percent
2. 75 percent
   90 percent

Ninety percent -- the IRS doesn't prosecute EVERY case of tax evasion, but when they do, they prosecute to win.

1. Heidi Fleiss
   O.J. Simpson
2. Al Capone
   Martha Stewart

Capone served 7.5 years for tax evasion and never returned to prominence.

1. Microsoft founder Bill Gates
   Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner
2. Walmart vice-president Tom Coughlin
   Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski

Among this list of industry giants, Bill Gates is the only one who's stayed completely on the good side of the taxman.

1. Judy Garland
   Pamela Anderson
2. Sophia Loren
   Leona Helmsley

Helmsley made sure her maltese, Trouble, was well provided for (despite the dog frequently biting the help). The grandchildren? Not so much.

1. Heidi Fleiss
   Judy Garland
2. Willie Nelson
   Pete Rose

When plans for a male-prostitute brothel called "Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm" fell through, Fleiss turned instead to a laundromat she called "Dirty Laundry."

1. TRUE
2. FALSE

Though a judge ordered her to pay $220,000 in back taxes on her Manhattan home, her only "conviction" was for lying to investigators in her case of alleged insider trading.

1. O.J. Simpson
   Pete Rose
2. Nicolas Cage
   Judy Garland

While O.J. lost houses and cars, he'd borrowed heavily against them, stashing the money in pensions and shelters where creditors couldn't touch it.

1. Pete Rose
   Nicolas Cage
2. Martha Stewart
   Darryl Strawberry

Stewart was in trouble once with the IRS and once with the FTC. They others went extra innings.

1. Willie Nelson
   Pete Rose
2. Al Capone
   Martha Stewart

It was Willie Nelson, who also said, "I'm a country songwriter and we write cry-in-your-beer songs. Something that you can slow dance to."

1. Tim Geithner
   Luciano Pavarotti
2. Boris Becker
   Martin Luther King Jr.

In 1960 MLK was accused of failing to file Alabama tax returns but was acquitted (by an all-white jury).

1. Lawrence Taylor
   Pete Rose
2. Darryl Strawberry
   Boris Becker

After a $500,000 fine and pricey court fees, bad boy Becker bailed for tax-haven Switzerland.