Tell Us About Your Dog Preferences and We'll Guess Your Age

By: Emily Maggrett

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

We all like to think we're above chasing trends, but when it comes down to it, are you really such a rugged individualist? For instance, no one wanted to wear high-waisted jeans when they first hit stores, but after you saw how good they looked on your coolest friend, didn't you cave in and buy a pair? Similarly, you may scoff at your sister's love of Goldendoodles, but don't you secretly want one yourself? If the answer is yes, you're in good company, since this breed is trending across the nation!

Why are we talking about trends so much? Because this quiz is all about them! Not only do certain dogs trend with specific age groups, but there are canine qualities people value that correlate to the stage they're at in life. Young people have the energy for high-maintenance dogs, while older people are more sensitive to the ethics of dog breeding. People in their thirties are attracted to family-friendly dogs, while people in their early twenties want a pup who won't destroy the house if they happen to come in late.

Think you're the exception to all these rules? Well, here's your chance to prove it. Tell us all about your dog preferences and we'll guess your exact age. Are you up for it? Let's play!

Of all these dog names, which one is the cutest?

Mr. Peanutbutter

Kevin
Coco

Daisy

What's your favorite dog personality type?

I love dogs that are dumb and earnest!

I like dainty, fancy dogs.
I prefer workin' dogs that love activities.

Chill dogs are the BEST.

If you were going camping, which breed would you want with you?

A Siberian husky

A Bernese mountain dog
A Rhodesian ridgeback

A Labrador retriever

Your new partner has a big, messy dog that gets hair all over your clothes. Is this a bug or a feature?

A feature

A bug
As long as I like my partner, I don't care what their dog does.

My dog is just like this, so I can't complain.

In your opinion, which dog breed is the most underrated?

Greyhound

Borzoi
Schipperke

Japanese chin

Imagine that you have three kids who are ready for their first pooch! What kind of pup will you bring home for them?

Beagle

King poodle
Pug

Collie

What's the most annoying thing about owning a dog?

Nothing. Dogs are angels!

They need a lot of time and attention.
They can damage your furniture.

Even when it's cold, they want to go on a walk.

Do you prefer mutts or pedigreed dogs?

IDK, depends on their personalities.

Pedigreed dogs are the most beautiful.
I like cross-breed dogs, like Labradoodles.

Mutts — they're healthier.

Let's say you own a farm. What kind of working dog will you get to help you run it?

Australian shepherd

Great Pyrenees
Australian cattle dog

Old English sheepdog

If someone tells you they don't like dogs, do you automatically assume they're a little bit evil?

Yes!

No
Hmm. It's a red flag for sure.

No, I get it. Dogs are a lot.

Should landlords be legally compelled to allow emotional support dogs, even when the lease says that dogs aren't allowed?

Yes. Emotional support dogs provide essential help!

Maybe. For some people, they're pretty important.
No. Medical support dogs are crucial, but emotional support dogs are not.

No. Landlords should be able to control how their property is used by tenants.

In your opinion, which dogs are the best swimmers?

Irish Setters

Chesapeake Bay retrievers
Portuguese water dogs

Irish water spaniels

What's your favorite thing to do with your dog?

Go to the dog park

Play Frisbee
Hike through the forest

Cuddle after work

Is it normal to really like dogs but dislike most people?

Yes. Because dogs are wonderful!

No. People are more important than dogs.
Probably not. Although you have to admit, dogs are more likable than people.

Oh, it's normal. But you're supposed to pretend you feel differently. 😉

Are teacup dogs ethical?

Who cares? They're so precious!

Hmm, I'm not sure.
Probably not. They tend to have health problems because they're overbred.

They're not ethical, AND I think they're kind of weird, honestly.

Does it annoy you when people let their dogs go off-leash in the park?

No. Dogs need to run free!

Only when the dogs are actually acting up
Only if they're a dangerous breed

Yes. It's against the rules at most parks!

How much space do most dogs need to be happy?

Some dogs are fine in apartments.

Most dogs need a big backyard.
Most dogs need at least an acre.

Depends on the breed!

When you meet someone with a purse dog, what's your first thought about them?

"This is my new role model."

"Wow, that looks like a fun lifestyle."
"I wonder if that dog ever makes her purse too heavy?"

"Hmm, this person must not have a real job."

Are pit bulls dangerous?

No. They just have a bad rep!

They can be, but only if poorly trained.
Not inherently, but they are very strong.

Not necessarily, but I wouldn't let one around a baby.

Should every kid get to grow up with a dog?

Of course!

If the parents have enough room, why not?
I don't know if I'd say it's an essential human right. It's more of a pleasant perk.

No. Dogs aren't right for every family.

Which dogs make the cutest puppies?

Golden Retrievers

Yorkies
Dachshunds

Chihuahuas

Have you ever met a dog you didn't like?

Nope!

Not often
There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

Yes. Not every dog is safe to be around.

When choosing a dog, what's the most important thing to consider?

How the dog looks

If you vibe well with the dog
Whether the dog has any health problems

Whether the dog is well-trained

Do you think dogs should be allowed in restaurants?

Heck yes! Dogs are people, too.

Not in fine dining restaurants, but in casual restaurants, sure
Only if they're medical support dogs

No. Some spaces should be dog-free.

Would you ever consider getting a small, fancy dog that requires lots of grooming?

Yes. I love toy breeds!

They're so stylish ... I'm definitely tempted.
It depends ... I already have a baby; do I really need another one?

No. They're too much work!

Your grandmother asks you to take her French bulldog, since she's moving into a condo. What do you say?

"Sure thing, Grandma!"

"Hmm. Probably, but let me think about it."
"Is there anyone else who can take her?"

"Nope, sorry. Can't deal with any new dogs right now."

In your opinion, what's the greatest dog movie of all time?

"Beethoven"

"101 Dalmatians"
"Lady and the Tramp"

The Benji series

Would you rather adopt a puppy or an adult dog?

A puppy, because puppies are the sweetest!

A puppy, because it's harder to train an adult dog out of bad habits.
An adult dog, because it's easier to tell what kind of temperament it has.

An adult dog, because I don't have the energy for a puppy. 😀

You need a dog to be your couch bud for the day. Which of these options would you choose?

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Bichon Frise
Pekingese

Nothing beats a well-trained pit bull cross!

At the end of the day, are you truly a dog person or a cat person?

I'm a dog person, 100%.

I love dogs but may secretly be a cat person.
I love both equally.

Cats are low-maintenance, which makes them my jam.

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