Tell Us About Your Life and We'll Assign You a New Astrological Sign

By: Kevin Zed
Estimated Completion Time
7 min
It's Friday night – where are you?
At home, reading my favorite book
At the club, dancing to my heart's desire
At the beach, playing volleyball with my best friends
At the movies, checking out the latest flick

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You're channel surfing. What's the first show you'll pick?
A good debate
Any reality show
Any cooking show
A good documentary

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Your friend flops on plans at the last minute. How will you handle this?
Stay at home and cancel my plans for the day
Call another friend, asking them to go out
Ask them to try to make it, but let them know it's okay if they don't
Go to my plans on my own and make the most of it

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What do you do when your friend's "vibe" seems off during a text conversation?
Ask them if they're okay and need to talk
Ask them to do something fun, in the hopes it'll brighten their mood
Try to delicately figure out what's happening without making it obvious
Don't say anything. If they wanted to get something off their chest, they would.

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How do you react when you have a social engagement with a friend but feel really tired?
Go anyway, but take it easy
Take a Red Bull, go and give it my all
Go anyway, but plan on leaving earlier than expected
Reschedule

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What's your biggest source of energy?
Spending time alone
Hanging out with a big group
One-on-one time with my best friend
Spending some time with a small group of friends and acquaintances

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Your mom calls, reminding you that you forgot her birthday. What will you tell her?
Apologize and say I'll make it up to her with lunch next week
Apologize and plan a big party as compensation
Lie and pretend I have the dates mixed up so I don't hurt her feelings
Apologize and plan something epic for next year – it's too late now to make it up to her.

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What's your idea of the perfect first date?
Going to a museum
Going out for milkshakes
Going to the movies
Going for a stroll

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You've just had a hectic day at work. How are you unwinding?
Heading home, jumping into comfy clothes and watching my favorite movie
Grabbing a drink with friends
Going out for dinner with my best friend
Going for a walk with my best friend to let all the energy out

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Your friend has picked out an ugly jacket but absolutely loves it. What do you say?
Tell them the truth, but nicely
Let them rock it! If they're happy, who cares?
Suggest other pieces they might like, but there's a chance they'll still get the jacket.
Tell them the truth, but don't sugarcoat. There's no point!

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What's the most important quality for you in a friend?
Reciprocity
Humor
Kindness
Sensitivity

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It's 3:00 a.m. and your neighbor is having a loud party, even though you have work the next day. How are you handling this?
Let them do it, just this once
Join them!
Ask them to turn the music down
Let them have fun. I wouldn't be bothered if it happened again, as long as it's not too often.

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You've been overcharged by $5 on a purchase by a nervous young employee whose mean boss is breathing down their neck. How will you react?
Let if fly. I don't want the employee to get in trouble.
Tell the employee, but ask the boss to take it easy
Let it happen but return on a different date to get my money back, even if it's not convenient for me
Tell the employee. Even if they get in trouble, they need to learn from their mistakes.

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Your friend has bought you a ticket to a baseball game, not knowing that you hate baseball. How will you react?
Go anyway because it was nice of them to get it for me, and plan on returning the favor with something they'd like
Go anyway, but don't return the favor, since I hate baseball
Decline, but return the favor with something they'd like
Decline, but offer to pay them back for the ticket

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Your significant other is taking you out to eat and wants to know which restaurant you prefer. Which one are you going to?
The quiet, relaxed restaurant
The vibrant one with a live show
Whichever my partner wants
The mom and pop one down the street

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Which type of couch are you buying for your living room?
The simple black one that goes with everything
The striking one with polka dots
The one that is big enough for all my friends
The most comfortable one – doesn't matter how it looks

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When colleagues approach you to strike up a conversation, how do you react?
Reciprocate, but keep it as short as possible
Keep it going and see where the conversation goes
Tell them I'll talk on break
Respond, but give one-word answers so they leave

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When planning parties for your friends, how many people do you like to invite?
Only their closest friends
As many people as possible
Their friends, except the ones I don't like
A mix of close friends and casual acquaintances

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When you have an issue with someone, how do you react?
Wait for the other person to address me first
Express myself, even if it means their feelings get hurt
Wait to see how things play out
Express myself, but try to not step on anyone's toes

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How are your colleagues most likely to describe you?
Kind
Entertaining
Thoughtful
A hard worker

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You're at the optometrist, and they tell you that you need glasses. What frames are you going for?
The modest brown ones
The most colorful in the store
The cheapest – the appearance doesn't matter
The most durable – the appearance and price don't matter

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What do you do to cheer up a friend who's in the hospital?
Get them a card and pay them a visit
Have a "get well soon" party
Ask what they'd like to do and then do it
Give them a call

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You see a shirt you really like, but it's too expensive. What do you do?
Buy it. If it goes on sale during the return period, I'll get the difference back. If not, oh well!
Buy it; money doesn't go in the coffin with you.
Try to find a similar shirt elsewhere
Don't buy it and try to forget all about it

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Your boss asks you to work overtime, unpaid. How do you react?
Put my foot down and say no
Agree but don't actually do anything
Ask them if I can just do half
Do it and give it my all

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You just found out your phone bill is $75 more than usual because of overtime charges. You want to give your phone company a call to ask if there's any way they can help, but you know you'll have to wait 45 minutes. What will you do?
Accept that it's my mistake and try not to do it again
Call and wait the 45 minutes, even if there's nothing they can do
Call and wait the 45 minutes, but change my phone plan while on the line
Call and wait the 45 minutes, then demand that they do something even if it means waiting longer

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You're lost in a new city. What's your first instinct?
To ask locals for directions
I'll take all the time I need to explore, and eventually I'll find my way back.
To use Google Maps
To retrace my steps

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Which of the following would be your worst nightmare?
Getting lost in the woods
Everyone forgetting who I am
Not being able to take more than five steps without tripping
Having to give a speech in front of millions of people

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What type of work environment do you prefer?
Fully remote
Office
I have no preferences
A mix of remote and office

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When faced with a tough decision, what would be your preferred way of thinking it through?
Go for a really long walk
Just do what feels right in the moment
Talk to everyone I know
Make a list of all possible scenarios and outcomes

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You're at the gym and you notice someone hogging the best elliptical machine. How do you settle this issue?
Ask them if they could get off soon
Tell them they're hogging it and it's my turn
Go to one of the others and get on the best one if I get a chance
Do nothing. I don't own the gym.

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