Tell Us About Your Personality and We'll Match You to a Surprise Tattoo

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Tell Us About Your Personality and We'll Match You to a Surprise Tattoo
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About This Quiz

Since tribal days, humans have had the urge for ink, and it's amazing how little it has changed. With an estimated 21,000 tattoo parlors in the United States alone, tattoos are at an all-time high in popularity. You might be feeling the urge to make an appointment, but you want to make sure you are embellishing yourself with something that suits you.

They say that diamonds are forever, but tattoos have similar longevity. You wouldn't want to get a tattoo that you regret later, and the best way to figure out the best one is to choose the tattoo that sums up your inner beauty. Tattoos are a statement of sorts, and you wouldn't want to be misrepresented by having something that you'll outgrow in a few years. 

During this quiz, we are going to serve as your personal tattoo consultant. Once you tell us all about your personality, your fashion sense, and the way you approach the world, we will match you to the tattoo that represents you both inside and out. As a matter of good faith, we can promise you that it will not be too outlandish. Which one do you think it will be? 


Which of these spa services do you need the most right now?
Massage
Eyebrow threading
Facial
Pedicure

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Do you ever leave home in your pajamas?
I go to the local convenience store in my pajamas sometimes.
I would rather die!
Ain't no shame in my pajama game.
I check the mail in my pajamas.

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When you are at work, what is your attitude like?
Serious
Bubbly
Helpful
Grim

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Which section of the drugstore do you spend the most time in?
Cosmetics
Haircare
Stationary
Pet supplies

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What do you usually wear to bed?
I usually fall asleep in my clothes.
I like to wear lingerie.
I sleep in an old t-shirt or/and pajama bottoms.
I like to sleep in the nude.

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Do you like to sleep in or get up early?
I am a late sleeper.
If it's the work week, I like to get up early.
I sleep in on the weekends.
It depends on what shift I'm working.

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How would your best friend describe your sense of style?
Hip
Colorful
Dark
Quirky

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What are you like when you meet new people?
I try to be friendly.
I'm a little shy at first.
I get nervous and I babble.
I am a little quiet with new people.

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How well could you handle living at least 5 miles from other people?
I would love it!
I could handle it for small amounts of time.
It's not for me.
If I were close to the mall, it would be OK.

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Which mythical creature would you prefer to have conversation with?
Leprechaun
Unicorn
I would rather converse with a human.
Minotaur

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If you had a sappy dream about your boss, how would you feel?
I would be disturbed.
It would be cute!
I would feel like getting a new job.
I think it would make me sort of happy.

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What kind of television shows do you binge watch?
I never binge watch.
I like investigative shows.
I like binge-watching dramas.
Comedies are more my style.

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What do you have in common with Ursula from "The Little Mermaid?"
I also love the sea.
I feel that bloated sometimes.
I do have an evil streak.
I look good in purple, too.

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Which of these odd jobs would you like to try?
Deodorant tester
Funeral home director
Snake milker
Water slide tester

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When you are at parties, what do you do?
I enjoy sampling the buffet.
I'm usually holding up the walls.
I'm always on the dance floor.
I try to make new contacts.

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If you won $1million dollars, what would you buy first?
A ticket around the world
A new house
A motorcycle
A fancy dinner

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Do you cook in your kitchen or order takeout more often?
I'm always eating out.
My partner does the cooking.
I love to spend time in the kitchen.
I grill more than I'm in the kitchen.

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Which hairstyle is your personality most like?
Beach waves
Angled bob
Mohawk
High ponytail

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When you buy jeans, what is most important to you?
Price
Fit
Style
Name

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What is your favorite way to stay in shape?
I like to jog.
Yoga keeps me in shape.
Lifting weights is my jam.
I would swim every day if I could.

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Where do you usually shop for clothing?
I like thrift stores.
The clearance rack never lets me down.
I prefer upscale boutiques.
Walmart does the job for me.

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Do you read more books or more fashion magazines?
I read my social media sites the most.
I do read a lot of books.
I only read magazines at the doctor's office.
I watch more television than I spend time reading.

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When you are at work, what do you daydream about?
Freedom
Donuts
My crush
A different job

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Would you ever consider plastic surgery?
I like myself the way I am.
I might consider it later in life.
I've had plastic surgery.
No, thanks. Surgeries freak me out.

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Have you ever considered shaving your head?
It's not a horrible idea.
I could never shave my head.
I shave it all the time.
I prefer having enough hair to style.

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Are you young at heart or wise for your years?
I'm a big kid.
I think I'm wise for my age.
I'm a little of both.
I'm an old soul.

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How would your friends describe your dance moves?
Fly
Lit
Embarrassing
Suave

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Would your last ex say you are high maintenance?
I'm sure they would!
I think they would laugh about the suggestion.
My last ex would say worse things than that.
My last ex doesn't even know what that means.

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When you are in high school, which stereotype did you embody?
Brains
Athletes
Loners
Class clown

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Would you prefer a purse-sized dog or a big dog?
I like big dogs.
I prefer cats.
I would love a tiny dog.
Goldfish are more my style.

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