Tell Us About Your Taste in Trucks and We’ll Guess How Many People You’ve Slept With

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
1-Which-Manufactur-2 Which truck maker's reputation would get you all excited?
Jeep
Chevy
Ford
Toyota

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2-Jeep-Gladiator Where would you put the Jeep Gladiator on a scale of attractiveness?
It has a face only a mother could love.
It's one of the best-looking trucks on the road.
Woof!
It looks better than Nissan's trucks.

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3-V8 Is bigger really better? V6 or V8?
There's nothing wrong with four-cylinder truck engines.
It's a V8 HEMI, or it's not worth having.
It's all about the way you drive it.
A V6 is just about right.

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4-International_Harvester_Scout_80 Can you see yourself getting down in an old International Harvester?
I'll get down in any truck.
That would be a dream date!
The Chevy C-Series has more room in the cab.
I need something more modern to get in the mood.

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5-2008FordF450 Do you like a little junk in the trunk like the dual rear wheels on a Ford F-450?
It's not my thing.
Is it even a truck without DRWs?
The RAM 3500 is sexier.
It looks good, but I don't need anything that big.

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6-Performance-Chip Is it sexy to fit your truck with a performance chip?
I don't see much value in it.
It's a desirable feature.
It's inexpensive, and it can't do any harm.
If you're smart, you will.

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7-Nissan-Titan Which official Nissan Titan paint job gets you revved up?
Cayenne Red Metallic
Moab Sunset Metallic
Midnight Pine Metallic
Glacier White

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8-Mesh-Grill Are you a fan of the mesh grill look, or does it turn you off?
I think it looks flimsy.
I dig it.
I like studded grills more.
Billet grills do it better.

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9-Smoke-Switch Does the thought of a smoke switch make you want to scream?
I makes me want to cry.
Oh yeah!
It makes me question humanity.
It's hot, but I don't have a need for it.

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10-Debut_of_the_Rivian_R1T_pickup_at_the_2018_Los_Angeles_Auto_Show,_November_27,_2018 Do the Rivian R1T's headlights make your heart beat faster?
TBH ... they make me giggle.
They're so ridiculous it makes me angry!
I think they're a fine piece of engineering.
I haven't seen them yet.

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11-The_frontview_of_Toyota_TUNDRA_(XK50)_used_in_TOYOTA_5_CONTINENTAL_DRIVE Would you swipe right for a new Toyota Tundra?
Heck yeah!
I would swipe right for the towing capacity, but not its looks.
No, but I would swipe right for a Tacoma.
I would get a different app.

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12-ColoradoCanyon- Does the Chevy Colorado steam up your windows more than the GMC Canyon?
I like the Canyon a lot more.
They're basically the same truck.
No, but the Silverado does it for me.
I'm a big fan of the Colorado.

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13-Dual-Exhausts Do dual exhaust tips make it hard to catch your breath?
I can live without them.
There's nothing hotter than a smokestack.
I am more turned on by factory exhausts.
I can't think of anything more attractive on a truck.

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14-Foreign Which of these foreign models would you take out for dinner?
Subaru Baja Turbo
Isuzu I-350
Suzuki Equator
Mazda B-series B3000

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15-Cabs What style of cab gives you naughty thoughts?
King Cab
Super Crew
Crew Cab
Double Cab

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16-Tesla_Cybertruck_unveiling Would you pucker up for the Tesla Cybertruck?
I would have to test drive it first.
I'm ready!
I'll pass, but thanks for asking.
It makes my butt cheeks pucker.

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17-2019_Ford_Ranger_Lariat_crew_cab Are you tempted by the Ford Ranger Lariat?
I'm tempted, but the XLT has a lot to offer, too.
Yes! I want to touch it.
The Chevy S-10 is far more tempting.
It makes me tempted by bigger trucks.

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18-LED-VW Should LED light bars go under the bumper or up at the front on a Volkswagen Atlas?
Don't add those!
Behind the grill
Under the doors
Under the bumper

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19-Ford_F150_(36543394414) Does the Ford F-150's toughness make you want to get naked?
No, but the Nissan Frontier does.
I'm in love with the F-150.
My dog is tougher than the Ford F-150.
I'm open to exploring.

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20-Fender-Flares What kind of fender flare adds irresistible curves?
Pocket style
Bolt-on
Extended flares
Trail Riderz

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21-Lowrider Do lowriders cause your RPMs to spike?
They make my blood pressure rise.
They make me want to stay single.
I think they're cute!
They're good for show but not so good with speed bumps.

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22-Honda-Ridgeline Which of the Honda Ridgeline's features get a rise out of you?
26 mpg
J-series 3.5-liter V6
Four doors
Extended cab

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23-Mitsubishi Would you pass up a chance to take the Mitsubishi Triton out to dinner?
No, but I might take it out for coffee.
I'll swipe left on that profile.
I would love to wine and dine that truck.
It's more the take home to mom kind of truck.

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24-Ford_F-350_Super_Duty_Extended_Cab Which heavy duty truck could lead to heavy breathing?
Chevy Silverado 3500
Ford Super Duty F-350
RAM 3500
Nissan Titan XD

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25-2019_GMC_Sierra_1500 What is it about the GMC Sierra 1500 that you'd want to introduce to your family?
I can't think of anything.
I would want to brag about 420 horsepower.
9,800 lbs of towing capacity is sexy AF!
A 6.2-liter V8 makes me want to get married.

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26-Running-Boards Running boards or nerf bars? Which one takes a truck's looks up a notch?
Both of them look a little cray-cray.
Running boards are far hotter.
Nerf bars set things off.
They don't add much, but they look nice.

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27-GMC_Sierras-_Old_Generation_vs_New_Generation_(4572627576) Would you rather wake up next to a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra?
I would rather wake up in my bed.
Either one will do.
You can't go wrong with a Sierra.
If I woke up next to a Silverado, I would marry it.

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28-Lifted-2 How many inches should you insert with a lift kit?
Six inches
26 inches
Zero inches
2.5 inches

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29-Tailgate-Net Are tailgate nets the stuff of fantasies?
Tailgate nets are practical, but they don't offer much in the looks department.
The '80s called. They want their nets back.
Tailgate nets rev my RPMs.
No, but a bedliner will get you everywhere.

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30-Receiver-Hitch Are receiver hitches enough to bring you to your knees?
They are awesome!
What's that?
You don't really need one.
Goosenecks do it better.

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