Tell Us About Your Taste in Trucks and We’ll Guess How Many People You’ve Slept With

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Tell Us About Your Taste in Trucks and We’ll Guess How Many People You’ve Slept With
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About This Quiz

There's an inseparable relationship between trucks and the people who love them. Bed partners can come and go, but the love of a truck is forever! With such great makes, models and features out there, it's easy to understand why some fall in love with their machines. After you tell us all about your truck likes and dislikes, we'll be able to figure out how many people you've slept with. 

You might be wondering how it's possible to figure out your sexual history based on your love for fender flares. After you take our questions for a test drive, you'll totally understand. There are as many truck features as there are human traits, and your every choice will relate to your experiences in the sack. Learning about your truck preferences will tell us if you have more miles in the bedroom than on the highway! Or will it? 

Set yourself to cruise control, and try not to fog up the screen while you pick some flares, rock some gas milage and flirt with a set of nerf bars. Will you stick to factory features, or do all the bells and whistles get a rise out of you? Tell us what makes your RPMs spike, and we'll know how many notches you have on your hood ornament. 

1-Which-Manufactur-2
Wiki Commons by Bull-Doser
Which truck maker's reputation would get you all excited?
Jeep
Chevy
Ford
Toyota

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2-Jeep-Gladiator
Wiki Commons by Jengtingchen
Where would you put the Jeep Gladiator on a scale of attractiveness?
It has a face only a mother could love.
It's one of the best-looking trucks on the road.
Woof!
It looks better than Nissan's trucks.

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3-V8
Wiki Commons by Stephen Foskett
Is bigger really better? V6 or V8?
There's nothing wrong with four-cylinder truck engines.
It's a V8 HEMI, or it's not worth having.
It's all about the way you drive it.
A V6 is just about right.

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4-International_Harvester_Scout_80
Wiki Commons by Ericthered43
Can you see yourself getting down in an old International Harvester?
I'll get down in any truck.
That would be a dream date!
The Chevy C-Series has more room in the cab.
I need something more modern to get in the mood.

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5-2008FordF450
Wiki Commons by Dana60Cummins
Do you like a little junk in the trunk like the dual rear wheels on a Ford F-450?
It's not my thing.
Is it even a truck without DRWs?
The RAM 3500 is sexier.
It looks good, but I don't need anything that big.

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6-Performance-Chip
Realtruck.com via Youtube
Is it sexy to fit your truck with a performance chip?
I don't see much value in it.
It's a desirable feature.
It's inexpensive, and it can't do any harm.
If you're smart, you will.

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7-Nissan-Titan
Wiki Commons by Ryan Hildebrand
Which official Nissan Titan paint job gets you revved up?
Cayenne Red Metallic
Moab Sunset Metallic
Midnight Pine Metallic
Glacier White

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8-Mesh-Grill
The Minute Masters via Youtube
Are you a fan of the mesh grill look, or does it turn you off?
I think it looks flimsy.
I dig it.
I like studded grills more.
Billet grills do it better.

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9-Smoke-Switch
Michael Goodwin via Youtube
Does the thought of a smoke switch make you want to scream?
I makes me want to cry.
Oh yeah!
It makes me question humanity.
It's hot, but I don't have a need for it.

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10-Debut_of_the_Rivian_R1T_pickup_at_the_2018_Los_Angeles_Auto_Show,_November_27,_2018
Wiki Commons by Richard Truesdell
Do the Rivian R1T's headlights make your heart beat faster?
TBH ... they make me giggle.
They're so ridiculous it makes me angry!
I think they're a fine piece of engineering.
I haven't seen them yet.

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11-The_frontview_of_Toyota_TUNDRA_(XK50)_used_in_TOYOTA_5_CONTINENTAL_DRIVE
Wiki Commons by Tokumeigakarinoaoshima
Would you swipe right for a new Toyota Tundra?
Heck yeah!
I would swipe right for the towing capacity, but not its looks.
No, but I would swipe right for a Tacoma.
I would get a different app.

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12-ColoradoCanyon-
Wiki Commons by CoderedZ24 / Wiki Commons by Bull-Doser
Does the Chevy Colorado steam up your windows more than the GMC Canyon?
I like the Canyon a lot more.
They're basically the same truck.
No, but the Silverado does it for me.
I'm a big fan of the Colorado.

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13-Dual-Exhausts
Wiki Commons by bowtieguy97
Do dual exhaust tips make it hard to catch your breath?
I can live without them.
There's nothing hotter than a smokestack.
I am more turned on by factory exhausts.
I can't think of anything more attractive on a truck.

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14-Foreign
Automobile New via Youtube
Which of these foreign models would you take out for dinner?
Subaru Baja Turbo
Isuzu I-350
Suzuki Equator
Mazda B-series B3000

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15-Cabs
Custom Offsets via Youtube
What style of cab gives you naughty thoughts?
King Cab
Super Crew
Crew Cab
Double Cab

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16-Tesla_Cybertruck_unveiling
Wiki Commons by Smnt
Would you pucker up for the Tesla Cybertruck?
I would have to test drive it first.
I'm ready!
I'll pass, but thanks for asking.
It makes my butt cheeks pucker.

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17-2019_Ford_Ranger_Lariat_crew_cab
Wiki Commons by Truck Hardware
Are you tempted by the Ford Ranger Lariat?
I'm tempted, but the XLT has a lot to offer, too.
Yes! I want to touch it.
The Chevy S-10 is far more tempting.
It makes me tempted by bigger trucks.

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18-LED-VW
CharlestonCarVideos via Youtube
Should LED light bars go under the bumper or up at the front on a Volkswagen Atlas?
Don't add those!
Behind the grill
Under the doors
Under the bumper

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19-Ford_F150_(36543394414)
Wiki Commons by FotoSleuth
Does the Ford F-150's toughness make you want to get naked?
No, but the Nissan Frontier does.
I'm in love with the F-150.
My dog is tougher than the Ford F-150.
I'm open to exploring.

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20-Fender-Flares
Realtruck.com via Youtube
What kind of fender flare adds irresistible curves?
Pocket style
Bolt-on
Extended flares
Trail Riderz

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21-Lowrider
akreone1 via Youtube
Do lowriders cause your RPMs to spike?
They make my blood pressure rise.
They make me want to stay single.
I think they're cute!
They're good for show but not so good with speed bumps.

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22-Honda-Ridgeline
Roads Untraveled via Youtube
Which of the Honda Ridgeline's features get a rise out of you?
26 mpg
J-series 3.5-liter V6
Four doors
Extended cab

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23-Mitsubishi
CarsGuide via Youtube
Would you pass up a chance to take the Mitsubishi Triton out to dinner?
No, but I might take it out for coffee.
I'll swipe left on that profile.
I would love to wine and dine that truck.
It's more the take home to mom kind of truck.

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24-Ford_F-350_Super_Duty_Extended_Cab
Wiki Commons by Bull-Doser
Which heavy duty truck could lead to heavy breathing?
Chevy Silverado 3500
Ford Super Duty F-350
RAM 3500
Nissan Titan XD

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25-2019_GMC_Sierra_1500
Wiki Commons by The Wikipeadian guy
What is it about the GMC Sierra 1500 that you'd want to introduce to your family?
I can't think of anything.
I would want to brag about 420 horsepower.
9,800 lbs of towing capacity is sexy AF!
A 6.2-liter V8 makes me want to get married.

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26-Running-Boards
Custom Offsets via Youtube
Running boards or nerf bars? Which one takes a truck's looks up a notch?
Both of them look a little cray-cray.
Running boards are far hotter.
Nerf bars set things off.
They don't add much, but they look nice.

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27-GMC_Sierras-_Old_Generation_vs_New_Generation_(4572627576)
Wiki Commons by Michael Gil
Would you rather wake up next to a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra?
I would rather wake up in my bed.
Either one will do.
You can't go wrong with a Sierra.
If I woke up next to a Silverado, I would marry it.

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28-Lifted-2
Drive 615 via Youtube
How many inches should you insert with a lift kit?
Six inches
26 inches
Zero inches
2.5 inches

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29-Tailgate-Net
209StreetDriven via Youtube
Are tailgate nets the stuff of fantasies?
Tailgate nets are practical, but they don't offer much in the looks department.
The '80s called. They want their nets back.
Tailgate nets rev my RPMs.
No, but a bedliner will get you everywhere.

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30-Receiver-Hitch
EpicCowlick via Youtube
Are receiver hitches enough to bring you to your knees?
They are awesome!
What's that?
You don't really need one.
Goosenecks do it better.

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