Tell Us How Southern You Are and We'll Tell You Which Restaurant Chain You Are

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us How Southern You Are and We'll Tell You Which Restaurant Chain You Are
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About This Quiz

You might want to fix yourself a Mint Julep for this quiz! We're going to put your southern-ness to the test. Your reward for sharing your culture, your heritage, and your ever-so-polite mannerisms with us? Well, darlin'. We're going to let you know which restaurant chain you are most like at heart.

Are you so southern that you call your mom your mama? Do you have a mawmaw instead of a grandma? These are the kinds of things we will need to access before we can properly assign you a chain restaurant. We will also need to know which comfort foods you crave, and learning about the way you were raised can only help. 

As we go through our restaurant chain quiz, we might even ask about the things you put on your plate at Golden Corral. Though we're not basing things entirely on how you eat, food is as big a part of the southern culture as porch sitting. We will try to tune in to each choice you make. 

After we have determined how southern you are, we will match you with the restaurant chain you should consider franchising. They say you'll never work a day in your life when you do what you love. Find out which restaurant chain you are, and you might just find a new career!

What would you bring to a potluck?
Macaroni salad
Beer
Red Velvet cupcakes
Pulled pork

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Do you have good manners?
I have impeccable manners.
I have good manners when my mom is around.
I have great manners.
I have better manners than most people.

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Have you ever been to a hog roast?
That sounds gross.
I have been to many of them.
My family hosts one every year.
I have been to one.

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What do you do when a NASCAR race is on?
I have a beer and watch.
I'm usually at the race track.
I'm usually working on projects.
I don't watch NASCAR.

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Which southern state has the best food?
South Carolina
Alabama
Mississippi
Louisiana

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Do you own a pickup truck?
I used to have one.
I drive a truck.
I would love to have a truck.
I own an SUV.

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What are you more likely to name a new pet?
Beauregard
Anna May
Sawyer
Belle

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Do you prefer eating at Olive Garden or Cracker Barrel?
It depends what mood I'm in.
I prefer Chili's.
I prefer Cracker Barrel.
I prefer Olive Garden.

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Which country music singer do you like most?
Dolly Parton
Johnny Cash
Blake Shelton
Faith Hill

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Do you hold doors for others?
I hold doors for my elders.
I hold doors for everyone.
I hold doors for people that have their hands full.
I've never really noticed.

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Which drink would you prefer?
Alabama Slammer
Margarita
Coke
Mint Julep

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Do you have a southern accent?
I do, but it's not as strong as it used to be.
I have a thick southern accent.
I have a little accent.
Other people say I have an accent.

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Which southern-based television show do you like most?
"The Walking Dead"
"The Golden Girls"
"Designing Women"
"Nashville"

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Which southern city would you like to vacation in?
Atlanta, GA
Birmingham, AL
Charleston, SC
New Orleans, LA

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Do you like dill pickles?
I prefer bread and butter pickles.
I love dill pickles.
I do not like dill.
I like everything pickled.

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What is the best way to eat okra?
Sauteed
Boiled
Pickled
Deep fried

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Did you have a Cotillion?
Those are for girls.
I sure did.
What is that?
No, but I was in the prom court.

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Which kind of barbecue sauce do you like most?
Spicy
Sweet
I prefer dry rub.
I prefer my grandma's.

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Do you have a porch swing?
I would love to have a porch swing.
My parents have one.
I do have a porch swing.
No, but I have a porch.

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How do you drink bourbon?
Neat
Straight
With Coke
I prefer moonshine.

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Which southern-born celebrity do you like most?
Oprah Winfrey
Ellen DeGeneres
Britney Spears
George Clooney

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Which character from "Designing Women" are you most like?
Mary Jo
Julia
Anthony
Suzanne

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Have you ever participated in a corn hole tournament?
What on earth is that?
I'm a corn hole champion.
I love playing corn hole.
No, but I do like poker tournaments.

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Have you ever caught lightning bugs?
I haven't done that in years!
I loved doing that as a kid!
I think it's cruel.
I have done it recently.

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Which southern-based film have you seen more than once?
"Gone with The Wind"
"Steel Magnolias"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
"Cold Mountain"

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Which dessert would you like most?
Banana Pudding
Key Lime Pie
Dirt Cake
Peach Cobbler

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How well can you handle hot days?
They get to me worse now than when I was younger.
I love hot, southern days.
If it's not humid, I don't mind.
I prefer mild spring days.

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Which kind of tomatoes do you like most?
Heirloom
Cherry
Fried Green Tomatoes
Mr. Stripey

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Do you use a lot of hot sauce?
I love a little heat.
I do not like spicy food.
I use more than most people.
I put tabasco on my eggs.

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How many times a year do you eat at Waffle House?
0
1-5
6-10
11 or more

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